Super funny little joke

Woman: Marrying you is a flower planted in cow dung.

Man: Flowers grow well because they are nutritious in cow dung!

Woman: I am a daffodil. 2. We are very sad to see that there are still some young men, influenced by bourgeois decadent ideological trend, who just started to associate with the opposite sex and put forward unreasonable demands, hoping for in-depth physical contact. This is undoubtedly very wrong and goes against the traditional virtues of China. As far as I know, the ancients also invented an idiom to criticize and teach such a young man-Chong. It is said that a woman was holding a white cat and saw an egg stall. Then she put the cat aside and chose her own eggs.

The egg seller looked at the cat and thought it was cute. He touched the cat and said to the woman, Your breasts are quite big.

The woman was very angry, but she managed to hold back.

After a while, the egg seller said, your chest is so white.

The woman was angry and said to the egg seller, "If you talk nonsense again, I will crush your eggs!" " ! On one occasion, I was waiting for my connecting flight in the airport terminal, and I heard the broadcast looking for someone. The announcer's clear and sweet voice came from the loudspeaker: "Attention, passengers who have lost their hearing AIDS, please claim them at the reception desk of the airport immediately."