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2 1 funny female chat copy

2 1 funny female chat copy

1. Mom said that looking for a partner should not only look at the looks of others, but also look at your own looks.

My boyfriend ran away with someone else in this weather, and I don't even want to chase him.

I will never go out to play again, and I will never forget others. I will stay at home and look after the concubines in the palace and learn how to hold a man's heart.

I know funny girls have no love, but I really can't live without being funny.

I haven't been in contact with the opposite sex for a long time. I just went out to buy sausages and my boss accidentally touched my hand. I was in such a mess that I ran home without giving a penny. Now I'm at the police station.

I really don't envy secretly falling in love. Don't make big money behind my back. Please, I really envy you.

7. What's the boyfriend doing? Why are you ignoring me? Is it because I don't have a boyfriend?

8. It's really embarrassing to display the address. I told my friends that I was studying in England, but now my friends know that I raise pigs in the countryside.

9. If you want to quit the bad habit of crossing your legs, is there a boy who is willing to sit on my leg, preferably 18~23 years old, with a good face and abdominal muscles first?

10. I am a policeman. In 2022, my task is to investigate you. The case is unsolved, and my heart is broken.

1 1. There are three kinds of amusement parks in this world, magnetic field, sand mine and women debut.

12. Practicing guns at the age of three; At the age of five, he killed people everywhere; Ten years old, chinese odyssey; 15 years old, chinese odyssey; 18 years old died in a foreign country after eating dog food.

13. Among them, 80% of the boys don't know why their girlfriends are angry, and the other 20% don't know why their girlfriends are angry.

14. Share a skill that 100% succeeded in teasing Korea. When you meet a boy you like, we will kiss you directly on the face. He will definitely call us shameless. At that time, we just kissed.

15. You are the best. If there is such a greeting, I will pretend not to see it.

16. You are my favorite baby, and you won't change my sweet strawberry milk.

17. Seeing you, my possessiveness exceeds the standard.

18. I was going to walk in the Jianghu, but I thought I could stop when I met you.

19. Young master, would you please pay attention to playing basketball? You love basketball, and I love you.

20. Sorry, I forgot to reply to your message. I was playing with my mobile phone just now.

2 1. I said I was shy and easy to be cheated, but you told others everywhere that I cheated in Myanmar.