Steel straight men are ordinary little geniuses. What choking words did straight men say?

Steel straight man is a helpless hate in Jimei people's hearts. Even if beautiful women can't impress Jimei, it will make Jimei people anxious. This straight man is not on the road. Let's count what straight men have said:

Classic drink more hot water:

Anonymous: I have my period.

M: Drink more hot water.

Anonymous: pawn.

Anonymous: I have a cold.

M: Drink more hot water.

Anonymous: pawn.

Anonymous: I have a stomachache.

M: Drink more hot water.

Anonymous: pawn.

Anonymous: My head hurts.

M: Drink more hot water.

Anonymous: pawn.

Summary: You can drink more hot water for everything.

Secondly, there are some people who don't understand amorous feelings. For example:

Anonymous: The bedroom door will be closed in five minutes. I'm sure I can't go back.

Man: Nothing, I'm sure I can go back.

After arriving at the dormitory, man: Do you think I'm right?

Anonymous: pawn.

Jane Doyle: It's five o'clock. I want to eat.

Man: Then go and eat.

Anonymous: pawn.

John Doe and her boyfriend went home to meet their parents. Parents of girls and men have nothing to talk about. It's embarrassing to find a topic with what she has learned all her life. Until the communication for more than two hours, she really couldn't hold on. When her boyfriend went to the toilet, she went to her boyfriend and said,

Do you have an appointment later?

M: No.

Jane Doyle: Are you in a hurry to buy things when you get home?

M: No, I still have a few days to go home.

Woman: So, should you visit relatives when you go home for a few days?

Man: No, if you want to see it, it's good for everyone to get together.

W: What about the students?

M: Which students will go home this season? They're all out of town.

W: Then don't you want to go out?

Man: What did you just go home for?

Finally, anonymous couldn't bear it: I really can't go on. There is nothing to say. Find a reason. Let's go. ?

At this time, the man suddenly realized.

The above stories are all from Jimei, which I saw on various websites. I'm just doing a simple sorting and collecting job. If you want to mark your originality here, you can contact me.

Finally, I hope Jimei people don't meet straight men.