Joke jokes Daquan: small raincoat _ laughing till your stomach hurts _ hilarious to tease your girlfriend.

A woman secretly slept with her lover while her husband was at work. One day, while they were sleeping, the woman heard her husband's car coming back. She called her lover anxiously. "Take the clothes and jump out of the window." His wife looked at it. "It's raining heavily outside. You want me to jump out? "

"If my husband catches us both, we will all die." The woman shouted.

Her lover had to pick up her clothes and jump out of the window. As a result, he jumped into a group of marathon runners. He had to take part in running with his clothes on.

A contestant asked him, "Are you used to streaking?" He gasped and replied, "All right."

Yes, so you can feel the wind blowing through your skin. "

Another runner asked the streaking man again, "Are you used to holding clothes in your hand when running?"

He replied breathlessly, "Yes, in that case, I can get dressed and drive home after the game."

The man asked again, "Do you usually run with a condom?"

The naked man said, "Only wear it when it rains." .