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Our class does the composition of "Niu Ren".
Maybe every class has a special person. He is usually not very eye-catching, but sometimes he is the brightest star. There is such an awesome person in our class. What makes him awesome is that he basically doesn't attend classes and sometimes sleeps in class, but he just remembers what he has learned clearly, and the teacher has nothing to say about it.
I remember that I was sleepy and listless, yawned in class and was full of energy after class. This is the sleepy boy in our class. When the bell rang, all the students were sitting in the classroom. Listen carefully. The sleepy man sitting in the front row fell asleep on the table again. The teacher raised his voice, but it had no effect on him. The teacher only asked him to pat his deskmate on the back and woke up. "Classmate, are you sleepy?" Stand up for a while when you are sleepy. ""Teacher, I am not sleepy. ""When you are sleepy, answer the teacher solemnly, straighten up and the teacher will concentrate on the lecture. After a while, he fell asleep against the wall again. Snoring sounds sweet when the deskmate shakes him. He opened his dim little eyes. Is class over? The teacher is happy, so are we, haha, what a lovely sleepy. The teacher made a surprise attack and asked a question just mentioned. The sleepy man rubbed his nose and answered like a stream. Our eyes widened and the teacher was surprised. Later, the teacher often suddenly bombed "sleepy", but he got the right answer, which really made us dissatisfied.
Maybe it's a genetic problem. People don't listen carefully when they sleep every day, but he knows the teacher's questions and his academic performance is not very bad, but he is in the top ten of our class. Of course, the teacher can't help him. After all, he studied well and it was useless to shout, which led many teachers to turn a blind eye. But he is really admired by our students. After all, who doesn't want to sleep every day like him and do well in the exam?
Those of you who basked in our class's "Cowboy" composition 2 "Wonderful pen gives birth to flowers", the people you painted are so lifelike, and the flowers you painted are so gentle and moving.
Your short hair makes you look a lot more capable, and the tenderness in your eyes is mixed with a little heroic spirit in your brow, which embodies a unique temperament. Speaking of classical celebrities, you are always eloquent, and you have heard a little about the five classics of poetry. No matter your writing or painting, it is as delicate and delicate as Li Qingzhao. Your painting ability is beyond my reach. Just this week, you just won the gold medal with only nine places among the top 100 artists in the city. Your inspiration can be seen everywhere, and you can always see some amazing paintings on your desk. I accidentally saw your desk that day, and a big eye suddenly appeared in front of me. In a flash, I was amazed. That's a woman's face. Her eyes have a charming temperament. Naturally, her eyelashes are trembling and her eyes seem to be full of eyes. Her eyes are blurred and firm, as vivid as someone is really watching me. Her eyes seem to contain another world, and there is one. I can't believe she was born under your pen. How beautiful should your heart be to create such spiritual eyes? Your writing style is also very good. There is a kind of poetry between the lines in your article. So, you also won the second prize in the composition competition of Yilin Cup. Your words give people a fresh and natural special feeling, like morning glory. Your articles are graceful branches and leaves and fragrant and refreshing flowers scattered along the words. You are surrounded by a wisp of fairy air. There is really no sense of disobedience in calling you "painting a fairy", but you are very easy-going, and your fairy-like temperament can't stop your affinity.
You are a fairy in classical painting, you are a poet walking in the forest with an umbrella in the rain, you-Xie Runxin.
Our class sunbathes. As the saying goes, "there are people outside, and there are days behind." That's true, but the "awesome people" in our class are really not ordinary cows. I admire them so much.
President Gao Yan-Shi
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, my god! She is simply my goddess! " Every day, I will hear Xiao Deng, my deskmate, sigh like this, and at this time she must be looking at the class flower of our class, Shi, the chairman of the grade Committee. You may think, is Shi so powerful? Is it necessary for Xiao Deng to be so anthomaniac? Mulberry was really powerful at that time: she was fluent in English and Chinese in study, and there was nothing she could not do; In terms of "work", she also has multiple roles, such as the chairman of the class Committee and the monitor, which is quite comfortable. Not only that, besides her clever head, Shi also has a "banhua" face. Such a beautiful and intelligent woman, "Gao Yan Xueba" belongs to her.
Learn to play correctly-Feng Qianyun
Feng Qianyun, known as "Feng Dayun" in Jianghu, can be seen from her nickname that she is "stupid" all over. On "sand sculpture", no one in our class can compare with Feng Qianyun. But don't underestimate her! Feng Qianyun is not stupid in his studies! Her IQ is super high, and she always ranks first in the class with 10. Obviously, she can be admitted to Guangfu with excellent results, but she is a "senior special student" who wants to compete for talent. Learning and expertise are right and admirable. Coupled with Feng Qianyun's innate sense of joy, it really makes people love and hate her!
In fact, there are many "awesome people" in our class, such as Chen Qiuxun, who is "three flowers in style and art", and Chen Wanxin, who is "double business" ... Every "awesome person" in our class has many bright spots worth learning. As long as we work hard in their direction, one day we can also become "awesome people" in the eyes of others!
Come and bask in our class's "awesome" composition 4. Speaking of our class, it is also awesome. In our class, everyone is stunted and "awesome".
When it comes to "awesome people", Du Jie, a math expert, comes to my mind first. Once, I was worried about a math problem. No matter how I solve it, I just can't solve it. Sister Du came over and saw me pull a long face and asked, "Hey, what's the matter? What makes Xiaohui so unhappy? " I pointed to the math problem in front of me. She pulled it over and began to perform: "Look, you draw an auxiliary line here now, and then work out this angle. If you go here, it will come out. " I stared at her steps to solve the problem and suddenly realized.
The second is our musician-Duan Jie. One day at noon, I went to her house and saw a piano. Duan Jie went up and showed me a hand. I saw her flexible fingers covered on the keys, with graceful rhythm, soothing timbre, beautiful piano sound, crisp and sweet, just like a fairy playing Lao Lang's "You at the same table". At that time, I seemed to be purified and immersed in this song After she finished playing, I realized that "this song can only be heard several times in the sky" is really "awesome"!
The third "awesome man" is our "basketball genius" Dai Xiao. Once in physical education class, boys were playing basketball, but they couldn't get in. Just then, Dai Zi grabbed the basketball, swaggered around the enemy for several times, stood on the three-point line, and pushed his hand forward, only to see the ball form a perfect parabola in the air-the ball entered! At that time, we didn't say anything except "handsome".
This is a representative "awesome person" in our class. In fact, everyone has their own unique highlights. As long as you are willing to inspire, then you are a "awesome person".
There are countless "cattle people" in the world, such as those who step on kitchen knives barefoot, those who pull carts with their bellies, and those who throw knives blindfolded ... I admire them very much. The number of "cattle people" in my class is also amazing, among which I admire our "stepping on cattle people" most.
When it comes to stepping, everyone knows. However, this "awesome person" in our class has his unique stepping method. Let me tell you something about it.
He is affectionately called "dog" by us, and also called "traitor dog" because of his traitor-like hairstyle. Although this nickname is a bit hurtful, I still think it is quite appropriate. He is a little taller than me and has long legs, so his gaffes when he steps are more conspicuous.
In the gymnastics competition just held soon, all our classmates saw his "heroic spirit". When the chief operator leads the team through the steps, the chief operator only needs to shout the password. He is like a grandfather in his seventies and eighties, standing in the same place with his eyes open. I don't know where he is looking, his hands are straight on both sides of his thighs, like a well-trained border guard. Only when the main operator stands in front of him will he wake up. When he took the first step, the whole class went crazy with laughter. His hands were still at his sides, his back was straight, his eyes were fixed on the front and he began to walk. The little fat on his face kept swinging up and down. "Little traitor's head" points twice from time to time, just like a robot, the upper body is motionless and the lower body is running regularly. Haha, that's funny.
Although our class didn't get a good ranking in this competition, it is because of such a magical "awesome person" that our class has a good time every day. He is like this, and he can't change it if he wants to. Now you know why he is called "Buniu" by us!
Sun bask in the "awesome" composition of our class 6. There are 43 people in our class, and almost everyone has a great personality. Our class is divided into two schools: one is the learning school and the other is the naughty school in class. They are all stunts, and the teachers in the office don't know them.
Cowboy No.1 in our class-Sleeping Bug. This is certainly not her name, but my nickname for the land. I really admire her for sleeping openly in class. It's a shame for the teacher. But only in the math teacher's class did she dare not sleep. The angry eyes of the math teacher made people shudder.
At the beginning of the class, the sleepy boy seemed to be listening carefully. But in fact, ten minutes later, she went into sleep mode. No matter what happens, she won't wake up. Sometimes the teacher found her sleeping in class, dragged her up and criticized her, and then asked her to sit down. In less than a minute, I fell asleep again. This is "Niu Ren" No.1 in our class.
Our class's "Niu Ren" No.2-five poisonous weeds, alias "cheeky".
He's shameless. Today, when he was in history class, the history teacher slapped him several times. When he returned to his seat, he laughed again for some reason.
"Cheeky" also refers to his great achievement every day, that is, he doesn't do his homework. The teachers in the office gnash their teeth at the mention of him and especially hate him.
In our class, "Niu Ren" No.1 and "Niu Ren" No.2, to be exact, they are against the teacher.
The history teacher said that "Niuren" No.1 created its own miracle. That is, a history exam scored more than 70 points before it really became history, and then it failed.
The deeds of "awesome people" in our class are written into the class history. How awesome!
After 7 days of drying our class's composition, there are countless people in the world, and our class has concentrated the essence. As the saying goes: "There are mountains outside the mountains, and there are people outside the people." Then let's take out the awesome people in our class to bask in the sun today.
The first one is the fighter in the canteen-food vacuum cleaner, Lu Dongyu. Every time at noon 12: 15, a group of foodies pour out of the gate, and he must be among them. When waiting in line in the canteen: probe to see how many people are in front. Two probes, choose a kind and generous aunt Three probes, scan your favorite dishes and give us "orders" to order more dishes. Find a seat, four spoonfuls of food, and then serve. In an instant, the food was added again. One minute, the plate is full, and the next minute, even the foolish old man may not be able to move the mountain. At this time, it is time to play the role of a vacuum cleaner. From mountain to mountain and then to mountain, the gourmet mountain only needs the normal eating time of ordinary people. And still not enough, not satisfied, still have to add, add people are meat, which makes me find a rule: meat is king!
The above is the food intake of cattle, followed by the courage and physique of cattle. In basketball games, wrestling is a common occurrence, but it is rare to dare to wrestle with Mr. Wang. Sprint, shoot! Teacher Wang hit a split ball, but when he fell, his center of gravity seemed to be unstable, his foot slipped and he retreated. Hong Rui leaned forward, thinking he was an enemy teammate. Unexpectedly, it was Miss Wang. This is terrible! Miss Wang fell! But Mr. Wang is not so easily left behind. He stretched out his hand and pulled, and Hong Rui turned over, so both of them fell to the ground. This is the carcass of a cow-Hong Rui.
Finally, the missile launcher on the court-Zichuan. Where there is a ball in the green half, Zichuan can locate the launch. The ball roared into the goal with surprises! One more time and you're in. It seems that it is difficult for us to score goals. At the foot of Zichuan, it's like taking a ball for a walk in the garden. This is the power of a cow-Zichuan.
These are just three great people in our class. Different fields have different people. It is very important that they are good at their major. We should learn from cows and pay tribute to them!
I walked into Class 9, Grade 2, West China Campus, an experimental school affiliated to Capital Normal University, basking in our class 8 "awesome" composition. If you think this is an ordinary small class, you are all wet. You know, there are many great people in this class who are good at different fields.
Please pay attention to the first seat in the third group. The owner of this seat is the awesome figure that most students in the class want to "kill" recently. Why is she awesome? The time machine takes you back to her glorious history.
This man is my best friend, natural and graceful, quiet. She can be seen studying in class, after class or even after school. Either read a book and recite the text, or review your homework. The man said, "It's better to study hard and make the whole family happy than to be crazy." Her grades have steadily increased since Grade One, from over 80 to over 10. When the whole class was writing about models, so many people wrote about her. The head teacher smiled and said, "You all want to kill this man."
Furthermore, my eyes fell on the third seat of the fifth group. This man is also a great man. Why? I suggest you go back to the time machine.
This person is the best friend of my best friend, and there is one big feature that no one can match. This man's voice is very sharp and loud, and he can often be heard to "show off" his moving voice. Once in physical education class, except for boys running and teachers giving lectures, there was silence all around. Suddenly, there was a scream on the playground-"Ah!" . Follow the voice with your eyes and judge that it is a human voice. The whole class laughed, and my best friend said, "It is also possible to set a Guinness World Record."
The above are all outstanding people in our class, as well as the "sleeping god" and "teasing god" candidates in our class. If you buy a video camera, you are sure to find interesting events again.
Sunbathing our class's "Cowboy" composition 9 "Report" "Cowboy" is "Roar". Bama slapped him and said, "Shit, what's wrong!" "Niu Ren" looked helpless and had to go out and shout in a low voice. This episode can make our classmates laugh in the boring afternoon exercise.
In Chinese class, the teacher asked us to rewrite Nu Wa Made Man. "Niu Ren" wrote a narcissistic sentence: "There was XXX in ancient times and Pangu was built. Although nuwa doesn't have my face value and talent ... "We are all ecstatic.
In math class, Teacher Lu said, "XXX, how do you say this question?" As soon as "Niuren" stood up, it immediately caused us to laugh in unison. "Niu Ren" said, "What are you laughing at? Laugh, hum! " Get our endless ridicule.
Biology is the weakness of cattle. As soon as the biology teacher called him, "Niu Ren" stood up trembling and asked, "What did you say, teacher?" The teacher put the chalk head in the past and asked him to sit down again. But as soon as he sat down, he was full of energy, laughing at others and shouting at us, which made us laugh.
Oh yes, speaking of narcissism, tut tut, narcissism number 1! After class, someone will ridicule you and then say, "Why are you so embarrassed!" " Alas, self-respect!
"Niu Ren" is a "child" who is good at mathematics. I sincerely admire his clear and concise thinking.
The cry of 100 decibel in class, the report of "roar" coming in the door, the silly appearance in biology class, the incomparable narcissism, the ridicule of sentences and the trouble in math class can't make us forget our "awesome person". I can't forget his voice, looks and catchphrases. Who is "Niu Ren"? I guess everyone has guessed. He is the health Commissioner of our class-Liu Tairui! Let's spend three years in junior high school full of joy in his laughter.
I live in a warm, friendly and harmonious class. This group is full of love and laughter everywhere. If you don't believe me, let's have a look!
A "perfect" flower
There are 46 beautiful flowers in bloom in our class. Among them, the most dazzling is her. That's because she is not only among the best in grades, but also shines in other aspects: she never sings out of tune in the music team; She also won the place in the school sports meeting. She often helps some people out of trouble. Therefore, it is not an exaggeration to say that she is the brightest flower.
Master of physical education
She is the most cheerful and lively flower in our garden, and also the strongest flower. At that time, the school held a sports meeting, and she signed up for three events alone. On the playground, she was brave and invincible, and won the first place for our class. What moved our classmates most was that in the last competition, she accidentally twisted her foot and slowly fell behind. However, when she heard our cheers, she got up her courage again and continued to run forward, surpassing everyone in front and finally winning the first place.
Filial piety "little granddaughter"
There is a flower in this garden. Because she is younger than me, she should call me "mother-in-law" She is very filial to me. For this reason, we are usually very close. When we went to military training, the whole class was just the two of us sleeping with other classes, so the relationship became better and better, and this kind name came into being. Now, every time she sees me, she says "good mother-in-law" and says goodbye to me when she wants to go home. How about my "baby" and "filial piety"?
Are there many "awesome people" in our class? Isn't our little garden very loving?
I think there must be people in everyone's class who admire me very much. These people will become the people they admire because most of them will go far beyond others in some aspects. There are several such great men in our class, and in some ways, I especially admire their talents and talents. Such as the monitor of our class. The monitor of our class said that his grades were not in the forefront of his class, but his management ability was outstanding. In the management of our monitor and school, our class's comprehensive performance is always in the forefront of the whole grade, and the first throne is often in our own hands.
In fact, it was of great significance for everyone that the monitor was not a top student at the beginning, because for us, the class should be the one with the best academic performance. Even if our class ranks first, it is impossible to keep ranking, but at least it should be in the top three. At the beginning, our class also carried out some reforms, such as letting students take turns to be monitor. At this time, there are only about ten monitor in the class. Because some people are not very interested in the position of monitor, and some of these ten people just come because of interest.
Therefore, after these people managed, we discovered that it was our first monitor who had the most outstanding ability. When others are in management, they sometimes show off for a good position. Some people don't know what they need to do after they become monitor, and even when the teacher assigns some tasks, they always talk nonsense about how to accomplish them. This complicates the vast majority of students in our class who need to pay for his mistakes. When our monitor is in charge, we only need to complete the tasks assigned by him, and nothing else is needed. Then I wonder if there are any people with outstanding abilities like this in your class?
Every time I read the words "the most important thing is lines" and "lines are the foundation" over and over again in various art books, I will think of our class.
Wang, her specialty is line drawing. You can always find something special in her books. Her painting lines are smooth and the picture is concise, and she can always draw things outside the canvas with the least lines. I've always admired it.
At the class meeting, we will decorate the blackboard. She came up to help. She has a title "Wang Geometry". I don't know what it means, but I just hear people calling it over and over again. The secretary asked her to draw a circle, but she just answered, picked up half of the white chalk, pressed the blackboard down with her right hand, and the chalk fell on her canvas, quickly turned her arm and branded an almost standard circle on the blackboard! Less than a second before and after. Just like what she used to draw in her notebook, the lines are smooth and people can't see where she started collecting pens. She smiled shyly and I was shocked. After a pause, I lowered my head and continued to draw. It's really stressful to have such good friends.
On her primary school friend's birthday, he decided to draw a card by hand. I thought to myself, "There are so many kinds of greeting cards in the store that it is very troublesome to draw." The next day, I saw the most beautiful card I had ever seen. The above is Wang Geometry's own illustration. It is full of thin colored pens, exquisite and beautiful, with an indescribable cuteness, which is more innovative than any greeting card. Suddenly I found that I didn't know how to use the highlights of art flexibly, and I was limited to a big piece of white paper.
She is simply my teacher, and before I know it, I have absorbed many of her advantages. I have met many people who draw very well, but he is the only one who can draw Rainbow geometry in his own style!
Drying our class's composition 13 Our class can be described as "full of talents". Among them, I admire Xiao Pang, Long Legs and Big Head most.
"Little Fat" Wang Zhongyang
He is not that fat, but why should I call him "Xiao Pang"? Then I'll tell you!
Because he doesn't look very fat, but he is still a little fat. He also likes to eat. He eats a lot every day. So I call him this. Besides, he is also a very interesting guy who loves to laugh. He can tell many jokes, and he likes to help others. Once our group was sweeping the floor and no one came. He enthusiastically helped the man sweep the floor. This god is "chubby" in my mind.
"Long Legs" Lin Liang
He is a tall man with long legs. And he is handsome, he is my "long legs".
Once, at a spring track and field meeting held in our school, he signed up for this activity and won many places. In the 100 meter preliminaries held in the morning, he rushed to the final with the first place in his group, and also won the first place in the final. You know, those who can make it to the final run very fast. Moreover, he won the first place in the1500m final. Long-distance running tests people's will and speed, and our class is cheering for him.
He is also a person who loves to laugh. He doesn't know why he always smiles inexplicably, and he laughs when others tell jokes. This is the "long legs" of our class.
"Big Head" Cheng Shuo
The "big head" of our class is Cheng Shuo. We call him "Big Head" not because his head is big, but because his academic performance is good and his little head is full of knowledge. If there is anything we don't understand at ordinary times, just ask him. That's right! This is the big head of our class.
Wow! There are still many awesome people in our class, so let's introduce a few. Come to our class and see the awesome people!
Bask in our class's composition 14. She is one of our quaint little fairies. She is smart and capable, and everyone likes her. Let me tell you something, she is also an athlete. I'm not surprised!
Well, let's start with the sports meeting. "Come on, come on." In the hot sun, a large group of people watched from their seats. It is an annual spring sports meeting, which is very rare. Then follow my footsteps and wait and see!
"Hello, everyone, I am your commentator today and a member of the sports meeting." First of all, let's introduce skipping. The fierce war on the field began again. When the sports meeting teacher gives the order, "Ready, let's go." The strong smell of gunpowder was strong enough that the athletes began to jump rope wildly from side to side, fast enough to reach a racing car, but when the athletes were exhausted in the last few seconds, the game was out.
All right! Let's look at the women's 800-meter final. She's in there, and so am I.
The athletes stood on the runway, and with the starter's shot, we rushed to the finish line with all our strength. At that time, I was still the first, but as soon as she turned around, she ran to the finish line while I was not paying attention, so I had to take it, and so she won the first place.
Well, this should not be to your taste. Ok, now I'm going to start the high jump live broadcast.
That's her! I won the first prize last time. Will the "awesome" in our class win the first prize again this time? Stay tuned!
The high jump competition began, and the athletes started their pre-competition actions. Very well, a beautiful flying jump stunned the audience. She passed us like a shadow and jumped 1.5m in the blink of an eye. Great! Today's live broadcast is over!
She is the protagonist today! It's an athlete, and the first prize is waiting for her. I hope she can work hard! Come on, this is the "awesome person" in our class-classmate Wu.
Sun drying the composition of "Niu Ren" in our class 15 This self-proclaimed fairy is my deskmate: Dong Liwei, a super narcissistic girl.
I remember last psychology class, the teacher asked us to leave messages in turn. My deskmate is holding a pen and writing a message on a piece of paper seriously. There was no sound, but the students didn't seem to appreciate it. They left messages for her narcissism one by one. Unconvinced, she blew her hair wildly and said to me unconvinced, "Where am I narcissistic?" I smiled helplessly and said to me, "I don't care whether you are happy or not."
I remember that time, I had a stomachache. Dong Liwei seldom cared about me once and took the initiative to get water for me. I gratefully took the glass of water and immediately took a sip of water, but immediately spit it out. The water was hot as if it had just been boiled, but she insisted on me drinking it. After class, my stomach hurts even more, and I can't hold it anymore. My deskmate stopped me. When I first started running, Dong Liwei was worried about me or something. She looked back at me uneasily from time to time, and her heart was at ease. I endured great pain and ran like hell. The last lesson in the morning was that my stomach miraculously stopped hurting. I immediately told my deskmate that although I was very happy, I still didn't forget to "hit" me. "Be careful that you have a stomachache again." I am proud to stand there.
This is my deskmate, calling himself "Maruya Shuaixian". It is this deskmate that makes my life full of fun.
I hope the sun is warm, the breeze is quiet and the time is not old. You're all fine.
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