It must be funny to find a new cold joke, right

Patient: "Doctor, you left your scissors in my stomach." "Never mind, I have another one."

Judge: Why do you print counterfeit money? The defendant said innocently, because I can't print real money.

Wife: "Men are timid." Husband: "Not necessarily, otherwise why should I marry you?"

The first year: he said, she listened. The following year: She said and he listened. The third year: they said that the neighbors listened.

If the cold world we live in is still hard to change, at least I still have your face to melt the ice and snow.

Thief A: "Count how much money you robbed today?" Thief B: "No, just read the newspaper tomorrow."

Teacher: "Peter, do you know how many years a mouse can live?" Peter: "It depends on the cat's mind."

The daughter asked her mother, "Was Dad shy before?"

"If he wasn't shy, you would be at least four years older now!"

Father: You are so old, it's time to find a wife. Son: Yes, but there are too many people. Whose wife am I looking for?