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Attack the second sentence funny, adapted from Song Dynasty.
1
I'll walk you away.
Thousands of miles away
Brother is gone.
Betrayed by a traitor
Bear a grudge against.
I lost all my love.
2
Trust/trust me
Stop hiding.
I'm sure I can beat the girls' attack in Bao Guo.
Even if they come.
I'll screw it up, too
Bao Guo female special attack team:
I forget how long it's been.
I continue to work.
Want to buy a house with you
I kept it for a long time.
I started to panic.
Why a house?
Rising day by day
You cried and said to me
The newspaper is full of lies.
We can never afford a house.
Maybe you don't understand.
The newspaper said that house price control
My sky
The stars are all on.
Unfortunately, this is a dream.
Wake up or empty.
House price regulation is to adjust the acceleration of rising.
in other words
House prices will continue to accelerate.
It's just that the acceleration has eased.
Although the speed of easing is still very fast.
House prices are getting farther and farther away.
My raise
You can't catch up with your wings
You must believe
I believe we will be like in fairy tales.
Everyone has a house for the purpose.
Although we may not see it.
Pineapple blowing snow:
1
I remember that time.
It's always blue
Making money is always too slow.
Listing is always far away.
In an instant,1800 million
Unfortunately, the economic crisis
so poor as if everything had been washed away—penniless
Who abandoned my stock?
Who left him in the wind?
2
In the blink of an eye, many years have passed.
How many joys and sorrows
A teenager who once yearned for a quartet.
Into a big belly.
I was young and charming.
Never forget
I'm white-haired now.
Do you still remember me
The person I once loved.
Where are you now?
Someone who once loved me.
Do you remember what I look like?
Youth is like a running river.
Never come back, no time to say goodbye.
I'm just numb.
Without the scenery of the year.
Look at the flowers falling all over the sky
Withered at the most beautiful moment
Who will remember this love?
It has been here before.
If you remember,
Please tell me.
Bao Guo special attack:
Bingdawang
We come from Jelly College.
There are mountains and fields.
Life is full of happiness.
Who knows that one day
Ninja school suddenly appeared.
Have power and money
Catch the students and cover the sun.
My abbot went to theory.
Turn a deaf ear to different opinions
Poor abbot.
Punched flat by the fire dragon king
Fight it up.
As a result, the abbot got epilepsy.
Instead, set us up.
Kicked me out of the house.
Wandering to the horizon from now on.
The sea has become a mulberry field.
We have three swords to avenge.
Come to the front of the hall alone
But fire dragon king
He is too insidious.
It's despicable to send someone to plot against you.
As a result, the three of us were accidentally knocked down the volcano.
I have a strong will in the three swords.
Remember this feud.
Xiaoguo Lu:
The flowers are blooming again.
The flowers are blooming again.
I think about you every night.
Separation of human beings
Empty sigh
How many thoughts are hidden in my heart?
When can we be together?
Forever and ever together.
The flowers are blooming again.
The flowers are blooming again.
I think about you every night.
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