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Attack the second sentence funny, adapted from Song Dynasty.

Thief-free world:

1

I'll walk you away.

Thousands of miles away

Brother is gone.

Betrayed by a traitor

Bear a grudge against.

I lost all my love.

2

Trust/trust me

Stop hiding.

I'm sure I can beat the girls' attack in Bao Guo.

Even if they come.

I'll screw it up, too

Bao Guo female special attack team:

I forget how long it's been.

I continue to work.

Want to buy a house with you

I kept it for a long time.

I started to panic.

Why a house?

Rising day by day

You cried and said to me

The newspaper is full of lies.

We can never afford a house.

Maybe you don't understand.

The newspaper said that house price control

My sky

The stars are all on.

Unfortunately, this is a dream.

Wake up or empty.

House price regulation is to adjust the acceleration of rising.

in other words

House prices will continue to accelerate.

It's just that the acceleration has eased.

Although the speed of easing is still very fast.

House prices are getting farther and farther away.

My raise

You can't catch up with your wings

You must believe

I believe we will be like in fairy tales.

Everyone has a house for the purpose.

Although we may not see it.

Pineapple blowing snow:

1

I remember that time.

It's always blue

Making money is always too slow.

Listing is always far away.

In an instant,1800 million

Unfortunately, the economic crisis

so poor as if everything had been washed away—penniless

Who abandoned my stock?

Who left him in the wind?

2

In the blink of an eye, many years have passed.

How many joys and sorrows

A teenager who once yearned for a quartet.

Into a big belly.

I was young and charming.

Never forget

I'm white-haired now.

Do you still remember me

The person I once loved.

Where are you now?

Someone who once loved me.

Do you remember what I look like?

Youth is like a running river.

Never come back, no time to say goodbye.

I'm just numb.

Without the scenery of the year.

Look at the flowers falling all over the sky

Withered at the most beautiful moment

Who will remember this love?

It has been here before.

If you remember,

Please tell me.

Bao Guo special attack:

Bingdawang

We come from Jelly College.

There are mountains and fields.

Life is full of happiness.

Who knows that one day

Ninja school suddenly appeared.

Have power and money

Catch the students and cover the sun.

My abbot went to theory.

Turn a deaf ear to different opinions

Poor abbot.

Punched flat by the fire dragon king

Fight it up.

As a result, the abbot got epilepsy.

Instead, set us up.

Kicked me out of the house.

Wandering to the horizon from now on.

The sea has become a mulberry field.

We have three swords to avenge.

Come to the front of the hall alone

But fire dragon king

He is too insidious.

It's despicable to send someone to plot against you.

As a result, the three of us were accidentally knocked down the volcano.

I have a strong will in the three swords.

Remember this feud.

Xiaoguo Lu:

The flowers are blooming again.

The flowers are blooming again.

I think about you every night.

Separation of human beings

Empty sigh

How many thoughts are hidden in my heart?

When can we be together?

Forever and ever together.

The flowers are blooming again.

The flowers are blooming again.

I think about you every night.