In busy days, some humorous jokes; classic ones?

Dear Wukong, I am writing this letter very slowly, because I know that you are not a fast writer. We have moved, but the address has not changed because we brought the house number with us when we moved. It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days and the second time for 4 days. Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked me if I wanted it cut into 8 slices or 12 slices. I said 8 slices would be enough, and I couldn't finish 12 slices. I sent you a coat. I was afraid it would be too heavy when mailed, so I cut off the buttons and put them in the pockets. Chang'e gave birth, and because I didn't know whether it was a boy or a girl, I didn't know whether you should be your uncle or your aunt. Finally, I want to tell you that I wanted to send you money. But the envelope has been sealed. The New Year is here, don’t forget to tell your children about things from a long, long time ago: At that time, the sky was still blue, the water was green, crops grew in the fields, pork was safe to eat, and mice were still afraid of cats. , the court is reasonable, you have to fall in love first when you get married, the barber shop only manages hair, medicine can cure diseases, doctors save lives and heal the wounded, you don’t need to accompany the director when making a movie, you need to wear clothes when taking photos, you owe The money must be repaid, and the father of the child is clear about it. The school is not trying to make money, and idiots cannot be professors