Hot jokes this year

1. "Do you want a dog?" "What kind of dog?" "single dog, just like me."

2. Little Dragon Girl: "I can't sleep after a while. Please sing me a song. " Yang Guo: "OK, what song do you want to listen to?" Little Dragon Girl: "Sing Lonely Northern Hemisphere." Yang Guo: "OK. Without my arm as a pillow, you ... you uncle. "

Let me get this straight. If you're not my girlfriend, don't blame me for being your boyfriend.

For the rest of your life, you will wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.

I don't know how people who talk once every six months do it. I feel that if I don't talk every day, my talents have nowhere to display.

6. Now the takeaway brother is very awesome. Call me: I'm here. Come down and get it. Me: It's not convenient for me. Please send it up. Brother: Why? Broken leg?

The 7.5-year-old son said to his mother, "Someone praised you today." Mother asked excitedly, "Who? How to praise me? " The son said, "Our classmates saw you tell me,' Your grandmother is so young! "

8.20 19 What's your wish? Say it out loud, it won't happen anyway!

9. At noon today, I suddenly received a phone call from my mother: "Son, are you going home for dinner?" I said, "Be right back." As a result, as soon as I heard the phone call, my mother said to my father, "Dad, don't feed the leftovers to the dog yet, my son is going home for dinner ..."

10. Don't frown. You're not the only boy who can't have me.

1 1. I earned it step by step from the first few thousand to the later tens of thousands and then hundreds of millions. Shenzhen is really a good place. Without hard work, you have no idea how much you can owe.

12. Actually, looks are not important, but feelings are the most important thing in love. I have no feeling for ugliness.

13. "You came as soon as you came. It's very kind of you to bring something. " "Hurry up and sign for it. There are still many behind me. "

14. I think the current game is becoming more and more unreasonable. People always make money and invite friends. I come to play games because I have no money and no friends.

15. When I was poor, I thought I would be happy if I had money. When I really have money, I find that having money is not just happiness. This is a godsend.

16. When looking in the mirror, I generally dare not look more, for fear that I will fall in love with myself.

17. Never throw used toilet paper in front of you when defecating in the wild. Especially when the wind is strong, it is too easy to scratch your face. Remember remember, remember!

18. Do you think this is the bottom of your life? In fact, you still have a lot of room to fall.