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Ancient days composition
Gao Yaxin is a middle school student. When she goes to school, she jumps up and down very happily.
After school, when she walked to the school gate, she saw an old woman wearing a black cloak at the school gate. She saw an old lady selling jewelry and went over to take a look out of curiosity. A stall with all the jewelry on it being bracelets. She took a fancy to a light blue bracelet and asked the price. The old lady looked at her and said, "Does the little girl really like it?" "That goes without saying!" Gao Yaxin still held the bracelet. The old lady seemed to hope that Gao Yaxin would take away the bracelet, so a smile appeared on her face: "Little girl, I have lived for so long and I haven't met anyone who is destined. Maybe you are the one. Take it away, little girl, you are destined." Goodbye." After the old lady said that, she disappeared.
Gao Yaxin happily put on the light blue bracelet and returned home. The more she thought about it, the more she felt that something was wrong with the old lady. She didn't know what was going on. She suddenly stood up, walked to the desk, picked up a pen and wrote a line of words: If you travel to ancient times and you can't get through, don't come to me, and you will come back naturally. After writing this line, Gao Yaxin's light blue bracelet started to light up, and hit Gao Yaxin's body with the moonlight outside the window. Gao Yaxin just felt her eyes darken and fainted.
Gao Yaxin traveled to ancient times. She was already a second-year junior high school student, so she naturally learned some history, but the dynasty she traveled to was the Qing Dynasty. She became a palace maid beside Emperor Yongzheng. Her name is still Gao Yaxin.
I don’t know if it’s because of watching "The Heart of the Palace", but Gao Yaxin has always been wary of this emperor who has other people in his heart, because although he is the emperor, he was so insidious when he was the prince. Cunning, can not help but give birth to a trace of disgust.
Gao Yaxin may have liked shopping in modern times, so she felt bored entering the palace. I don’t know if she was dizzy, but she actually wore a light blue palace maid uniform and asked to go out in front of Yongzheng. Emperor Yongzheng saw Gao Yaxin dressed like this and thought of Qingchuan. Agree with her to go out for a day. He believed that she would not lie to him. In fact, he was willing to be lied to, because he saw the shadow of Qingchuan, and that was enough.
Gao Yaxin, no, it’s time to call her Gao Qingqing now. When she went out, she went to the market. I bought a light blue bracelet (the one from time travel). She felt that if she traveled through time, she would definitely go back like Qingchuan, so she specifically asked Yong Zheng for instructions just to buy this bracelet.
Yongzheng saw Gao Qingqing and felt that she looked like Qingchuan in the past. After she came back, he asked her: "What is your name?" Gao Qingqing knelt down and replied: "If you return to the emperor, my name is Gao Qingqing." Yongzheng thought for a moment: "Do you know Luo Qingchuan?" "In response to the emperor's words , I don’t know.” After Gao Qingqing answered, he thought to himself: “Does Qingchuan really exist? Isn’t it a TV series?” Yongzheng thought of Qingchuan and actually regarded Gao Qingqing as Qingchuan. Yongzheng may have figured out that Qingchuan would not appear again, so he focused all his attention on Gao Qingqing.
Yongzheng discovered that Gao Qingqing liked looking at the light blue bracelet. Therefore, Yongzheng gave all the light blue bracelets in the palace to Gao Qingqing. Gao Qingqing looked at it and suddenly felt that one of the bracelets looked particularly like the one she wore when she traveled through time. However, when the queen saw it, she took it away. Is he destined to go to the queen to get the bracelet back?
"Tell me again!" "Please ask the emperor to send a slave to serve in the Queen's palace." Although I don't really want to, I must go~~~~ "I don't allow you to go." Yong Zheng replied . "But why didn't the emperor send a slave?" "Because from today on, you are no longer a slave, but my concubine Qing!" "Wha... what?" Gao Qingqing did not react. "Listen, I want you to be my concubine Qing." Gao Qingqing understood, but she was unwilling: "Your Majesty, if you want this slave to be your concubine Qing, I would rather die." Yong Zheng was shocked. No slave dared to speak to him like this.
Gao Qingqing finally arrived at the Queen's palace as a maid, and wanted to get the bracelet there, but she knew that stealing things in the palace would lead to beheading, so she should not act rashly. Gao Qingqing liked to please the queen, so the queen rewarded her with many jewelry. However, Gao Qingqing didn't know where to put the light blue bracelet.
She didn't even know when the queen had worn it. Was the queen afraid that she would become the emperor's concubine?
Gao Qingqing was thinking about modern days, and suddenly someone flashed in front of her eyes. She was startled: "Zhu Lin, do you want to scare me to death?" It turned out to be Gao Qingqing's friend in ancient times: Zhu Lin. "What's the matter? Who are you thinking of? So entranced~~~" Zhu Lin had a wicked smile on her face. "Oh -" Gao Qingqing couldn't help but sigh deeply when she heard Zhu Lin ask her. I wonder if her parents saw the note she left. Will her parents go crazy looking for her? I really want to go back and see them~~~ When Zhu Lin heard Gao Qingqing sigh, she was frightened: "Qing...Qingqing, what's wrong with you? Why are you sighing for no reason?" Gao Qingqing smiled bitterly, how could there be no reason? Sigh, this Zhu Lin is indeed an ancient person. Just as she was thinking about it, a boy suddenly said, "It's better to sigh than to cry. Let her cry by herself!" After hearing this, Gao Qingqing's tears fell for some unknown reason, like a broken pearl.
"Good luck to the third elder brother. I didn't know that the third elder brother was coming. I missed him from afar, but I hope you will forgive me." As soon as Zhu Lin saw him, she was like a mouse seeing a cat. "Are you still crying?" Yongzheng's third son asked Gao Qingqing. "I want you to take care of it!" Gao Qingqing shouted angrily and ran away immediately.
"Qingqing, you're done. Today, Third Elder Brother spoke to you, and you answered like that. Be careful." Zhu Lin kindly advised, "Why don't you go and apologize to Third Elder Brother? Maybe Third Elder Brother I will be more generous." As soon as Gao Qingqing heard that she was going to apologize to that person, she immediately said sweetly: "Linlin, good Linlin, Linlin, who I only met in my eighteen lifetimes, don't let me apologize. Whatever punishment I will have, I will bear it myself, don’t let me plead guilty~~~" After saying that, she made a super pitiful expression, which touched Zhu Lin’s sympathy, naturally, hehe.
Yongzheng didn’t think about Gao Qingqing. Even when he went to the queen’s palace, he didn’t even glance at Gao Qingqing. It seems that Gao Qingqing is expected to leave the palace.
Sure enough, a few days later, Gao Qingqing left the palace. Eunuch Lin read out the imperial edict and said: "It is by God's destiny, the emperor decreed. The palace maid Gao Qingqing disrespected the third elder brother, I, Long Yan, Furious, the third elder brother interceded for Gao Qingqing and ordered him to leave the palace and be banned from entering the palace forever! "After hearing this, Gao Qingqing was extremely happy and finally left the palace. However, Qian Qian was not allowed to leave the palace. Where can I get a blue bracelet?
A woman in yellow clothes walked by. She had obviously practiced martial arts. She walked briskly and steadily. Looking at her dress, she looked either rich or noble. Gao Qingqing stepped forward and grabbed her and said, "Sister, I have nowhere to go now, can you take me in?" The woman smiled: "What is your name? Don't call me sister, I'm only 16." Gao Qingqing replied: "My name is Gao Qingqing. You can call me Qingqing from now on. What about you?" The woman smiled and replied: "My name is Lu Bing. You can call me Bingbing from now on. Don't you have anywhere to go? Come to my house." Gao Qingqing After finally finding a place to stay, he nodded immediately.
Upon arriving at the mansion, Gao Qingqing felt envious. She was indeed a young lady from a wealthy family. Bingbing replied to her family: "She is my friend and she will live here from now on. Go prepare a guest room and go quickly!" The family left in a hurry. Bingbing said: "Qingqing, what's wrong? Come in, the guest room you live in is very close to my room." Gao Qingqing replied: "Really? Great, then what should I do?" Bingbing said: "If you If you have nothing to do, just practice martial arts with me." Gao Qingqing was not happy: "Come shopping with me~~" Bingbing saw this and said immediately: "Okay, okay, go now. Butler, take one hundred taels of silver, this lady. I want to go out." After taking the money, Bingbing took Gao Qingqing to buy clothes. Because Gao Qingqing's clothes were too ugly, she bought a pink dress for Gao Qingqing. Gao Qingqing asked strangely: "Shouldn't it be full? Are you convinced? How to take this?" Bingbing replied: "Little fool, don't you know that you have gone out of the Manchu realm?" "What? Gao Qingqing was shocked. Didn't the Manchus conquer all the places at that time? No matter, put it on first. Then Bingbing bought a lot of things for Qingqing, including a light blue bracelet.
"Is this me? It's so beautiful!" Gao Qingqing looked at herself in the mirror, intoxicated by her beauty.
"Qingqing, you have also traveled through time, right?" Bingbing asked suddenly, startling Gao Qingqing. "Is it...could it be?" Qingqing said in surprise. Bingbing began to tell: "Qingqing, from the first time I saw you, I knew you had traveled through time, because I did too. When I was 10 years old, I lost my parents, so I ran, ran, ran, I felt something was wrong. I was in a different place and had no idea where I was. Only when the housekeeper saw me looking for me did I know that I had traveled through time. "Why is the housekeeper looking for you?" Gao Qingqing was puzzled. "Because I look like their lady." Bingbing smiled, "You don't want to go back?" "I thought about it at first, but now I don't." "Oh." Gao Qingqing responded blankly.
Gao Qingqing doesn’t want to go back to modern times.
Gao Qingqing followed Bingbing outside the Manchu boundary for a long time, until one day...
"Qingqing, can I ask you something?" Bingbing begged Gao Qingqing. . Gao Qingqing felt inexplicable: "What's wrong? Bingbing, why are you begging me instead?" Lu Bing smiled and said to her: "If one day, you can travel back, can you take me back?" Gao Qingqing Don't understand: "What? You said you want to go back to modern times? Then how do you live in modern times?" Lu Bing smiled and said: "There were a lot of restrictions in ancient times, although I am..." "What is it?" Gao Qingqing asked. Lu Bing said: "To tell you the truth, I am actually a Han princess." Gao Qingqing exclaimed: "Bingbing, aren't you the eldest lady of the Lu family? How could you be a Han Dynasty princess?" Lu Bing said to her: "I'm sorry , Qingqing, actually I used to have a friend like you. She is the one who traveled through time as I mentioned. However, she traveled back through time again. I don’t understand why you want to go back, so..." "So you made it up. You're telling a lie, you don't want me to leave?" "Yes... I'm sorry, Qingqing, I really don't want to lose my friends, because I never have any friends," Lu Bing said. Gao Qingqing had a lot of questions to ask: "Then what is your name?" "My name is Zhang Mengjie, you can call me Mengjie." Mengjie answered. Gao Qingqing saw a light blue bracelet on her wrist, which was exactly the same as the one she wore when she traveled through time.
"Qingqing, Qingqing." Gao Qingqing heard a voice in her sleep, ah, it was the old lady. "Qingqing, do you want to know why you traveled here?" The old woman was still wearing the black cloak. "Why...why?" Gao Qingqing asked incoherently. "You have to find your sister." The old woman said kindly. Gao Qingqing was confused: "I don't have a sister." "Your sister disappeared when you were one year old, and Zhang Mengjie is your sister." "How is that possible? My surname is Gao, and her surname is Zhang. They can't be sisters at all. ." Qingqing didn't believe it. "Your sister also traveled to ancient times. She came here when she was four years old." "My mission is to bring your sister home, right?" "Yes, your parents miss your sister very much. You must bring her home." Your sister takes it home." Gao Qingqing understood.
The old lady told Gao Qingqing the spell to go home and disappeared. Gao Qingqing immediately got up, pulled Mengjie up, raised the hand with the bracelet and said: "Bracelet, bracelet, magical bracelet, please give us the power to return to modern times." Phew, Qingqing Mengjie Back to modern times.
"Mom and Dad, I found my sister! I found my sister!" Qingqing shouted. When Qingqing's parents saw Mengjie, they couldn't help crying: "Mengjie, Mengjie, my child." Qingqing watched from the side, feeling extremely happy in her heart.
Back to modern times, the days are as peaceful as a bowl of water, except that Mengjie makes a lot of jokes. It seems that she still needs to be properly trained.
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