Write a sketch for 8 people with the theme of law and etiquette.

Classmate A: Phew, finally escaped!

Classmate B: That’s right, the teacher actually spent a quarter of an incense stick talking about how the world is changing and developing! In other words, we will lose a quarter of the time to burn incense...

Classmate A: If only the boss could come to pick us up on colorful clouds!

Classmate B: Obviously this is impossible! It’s time to leave!

Scene 2: Two classmates were about to sneak into the Internet cafe and were grabbed by the boss

Boss: Two classmates...

Classmates A&B: What are you doing?

Boss: No problem. Do you have an ID card? If you have it, you have to show it to me. If you don’t show it to me, how will I know that you still don’t have it? Only if you show it to me will I know that you have it. But it seems that you are there too. How could you come back to me if I didn’t have you? Since you are here, it means you have it, right? If you really don’t have it, I can’t force you, right? Let's go in...

Classmate A&B: Oh~~~

Scene 3: Two people fighting fiercely in CS in the Internet cafe

Classmate A&B: GO!GO!GO !

Classmate A: The bandits are all AK47s! Flush from the sewer!

Classmate B: No more! The bandits have three heavy blocking guns and a drawbridge! suspension bridge!

Classmate A: Throw away grenades and lightning!

Classmate B: Is C4 buried? Brothers, rush to area A!

Classmate A: Be careful, the police are coming from behind!

Classmate B: Don’t be afraid, I’ve already sniped him away for you!

Classmate A: Two people rushed to the political door, and the M4 came out of the middle door!

Classmate B: Who bought the scissors? ~~~Oh! B31 is so lost!

Classmate A: Pick up the MP5 and rush it out!

Classmate B: Machine rushed out first to scare you!

Classmate A: The terrors win!

Scene 4:

Boss: Oh! Captain of the inspection team! What wind brings you here? Long time no see! Come on, come on, sit here for a while, drink a cup of tea to warm yourself up, and then smoke a cigarette!

Captain: No, it’s routine. How is business now? Are there any students allowed in these two days?

Boss: Thanks to you, the small business is booming. Look at the excitement inside! I have thoroughly implemented the above regulations, and there are absolutely no students in it!

Captain: Oh? When did you become so conscientious? Let me see!

Scene 5: The captain started to inspect, and the boss followed, covering up everywhere. Suddenly, the captain saw A&B.

Captain: How old are you two?

Classmate A: I’m tired, I want to sit down and meditate together...~~~~~~~~ (Classmate B starts to dress up)

Classmate A: Haha, you said Woolen cloth? Captain: What about you?

Classmate B: (You can make your voice bolder) I am, I am forty years old.

Captain: Forty years old, why is your skin still so white?

Classmate B: I take good care of myself! Haven't you heard: A man has forty-one flowers?

Captain: A flower? Huh... (turning to the boss)

Captain: What's the matter with you? How do these two students explain it?

Boss: They? Um... they... um..., hey, how did you get in? !

Captain: Don’t pretend to be confused! How do you enforce the newly enacted regulations? !

Boss: Yes, yes, yes. I know, I won’t dare to do it next time!

Captain: Well, it’s your first offense and you’ll be fined 5,000 yuan

Student A whispered to student B: Let’s run away

Captain: Hey ! Two little devils, follow me!

Students A&B: I left as quietly as I came here. With a wave of the mouse, I left only the glorious achievements!