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Dog saves drowning child Translation
Three scoundrels fell into a trap
There was an old woman in the west of the village who had fine plums in her yard. She suffered from theft often, so she set a trap under the wall and poured some plums inside. There were three scoundrels, A, B, and C, who wanted to steal the plums. After dark, A climbed over the wall first and fell into the trap. The dirt was all over his clothes and pants. The smell was very unpleasant, and he raised his head. Calling his companions: Come here quickly, here are the best plums! B climbed over the wall and fell into the trap. Just when he was about to speak, A blocked his mouth and called out to C. After a while, C also It fell in. B and C looked at each other and asked A. A said: If you two didn't fall in, wouldn't you laugh at me together!
A dog is like a young girl
Villagers in Chenggong County raised a dog. One day, a mother went up the mountain to collect firewood, but the little girl couldn't keep up and fell several miles behind her mother. Suddenly it snowed heavily. When the mother came back from collecting firewood in the evening, both her daughter and the dog were gone. The mother was very frightened and ran back and forth in the village, shouting loudly, but could not find her daughter. The nearby village assisted in the search, but to no avail. The parents were very sad that night, thinking that their daughter might have drowned in the water or fell into a well. She might have been eaten by wolves and dogs. Just after dawn, her parents asked nearby villages to help find her. Finally, they saw the girl lying under a tree, with the dog leaning next to her, but she was not dead yet. This is from November of the 11th year of Yongzheng's reign. Everyone in the same county was surprised.
Li Cunshen Jiezi
Li Cunshen was born in poverty and had no status. He often admonished his children: "You When he was young, his father left his hometown with only a sword. Forty years later, his status reached the level of general and prime minister. He was rescued more than once when he was in desperate need of death, and was shot into the bone and taken out hundreds of times by sharp arrows. "So, he took out the arrowheads he took out and gave them to the children, ordered them to store them, and said: "My fathers were born in wealth, and they should know how your father started his family."
Zhou Zhou. Gong'an Min
The Duke of Zhou said to Uncle Kang: My little brother, you must rely on the virtue of King Wen and the wisdom of King Wu to destroy the Yin and Shang Dynasties, and then you can be granted the title of Eastern Territory. Now the people will observe whether you respectfully follow King Wen's tradition and whether you can inherit the old rules of conduct of King Wen that everyone is talking about. You must cultivate virtue and be careful about punishment, visit the sages among the survivors of the Yin and Shang Dynasties, think deeply about their political opinions, and gauge the people's hearts, so as to understand how you should educate the people. You must be wise and broad-minded, cultivate yourself with gentle virtues, serve your duties respectfully, and do not invalidate the king's orders. Zhou Gong warned Uncle Kang to fulfill his duties and not to be greedy for ease. When people have complaints, no matter how big or small they are, they must be taken seriously. If they are handled well, both big and small grievances can be resolved. Neglecting a small grudge can lead to catastrophe. Be magnanimous and strive to transform the Yin people into new people who obey the Zhou Dynasty. On the issue of law enforcement, Zhou Gong warned Uncle Kang to be cautious and strict. If someone commits an intentional crime, even if the crime is small, he must not be punished. A negligent crime, although the crime is serious, can be treated leniently if the offender can reform. Enforcement must be well-founded and all orders and prohibitions must be enforced. Referring to the old laws of the Yin and Shang Dynasties, the punishments were clearly determined and ordered to be controlled by the Secretary. The facts of the case must be carefully considered before a judgment can be made, and no one should act hastily. Officials who do not obey the law, exercise authority and bully the people must be severely punished.
Ding Wei achieved three birds with one stone
During the Xiangfu period, there was a fire in the palace. Ding Jinggong was ordered to repair the burned palace, but it was difficult to get the soil from a distance, so Ding Jinggong ordered the craftsmen to go to the street. After digging the soil, within a few days, the street turned into a deep ditch. Ding Jinggong ordered the craftsmen to introduce the water from the Bian River into the ditch, and then used many bamboo rafts and boats to transport the materials used to repair the palace into the palace along the water in the ditch. The palace After the repairs were completed, the burned equipment and excess building materials were filled into the dug deep ditch, and the streets were filled in again. This did three things and saved more than hundreds of millions
. Then the Bianshui River was diverted into the chasm, and bamboo and wood rafts and boats were led to carry all the miscellaneous materials from the chasm to the palace gate. After the work was completed, the abandoned tiles
the gravel, dust and soil were solidified in the trench, and it was restored into a street. Three battles in one fell swoop, saving hundreds of millions of money
Wang Xizhi and the fan-selling grandma
Wang Xizhi, a great calligrapher in the Eastern Jin Dynasty. Once in Jishan, I saw an old woman selling hexagonal fans. Wang Xizhi wrote on her fans, five words on each fan, and the old woman was a little angry. Wang Xizhi said to the old woman: "As long as you say it was written by Wang Youjun, you can buy it for one hundred yuan." The old woman did as he said, and everyone rushed to buy the fan. A few days later, the old woman saw Wang Xizhi again and begged him to write on the fan again. Wang Xizhi smiled and did not answer.
Chen Taiqiu and a friend went on a trip
Chen Taiqiu and a friend agreed to go out together and agreed to meet at noon. It was past noon and the friend did not come, so Taiciu left without waiting. After Taiqiu left, the man came. Taiciu's eldest son Chen Yuanfang was seven years old and was playing outside at the time. The man then asked Yuan Fang, "Is your father at home?" Yuan Fang replied, "If you don't come for a long time, he has already left." The man then lost his temper and cursed, "What a waste! You made an appointment with someone else." "We left together, but left the others behind and left alone." Yuan Fang said, "You made an appointment with my father to set off at noon. If you don't arrive at noon, you are not trustworthy. If you scold someone's father for his son, that's it." I'm sorry." The man felt ashamed, so he got out of the car and wanted to shake hands with Yuan Fang, but Yuan Fang walked into the door of his house without looking back.
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