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Who knows a story called "Children Who Shepherd Sheep"?
On a sunny day. A shepherd boy named Bucket came to the mountain to herd sheep. Just as he was having a good time, he heard "oh ~ ~ um ~ ~" (wolf barking). He should be scared, but he heard the story of the wolf coming and knew that the wolf would eat the lamb, even him. The barrel thought, what if the wolf eats it? . . My poor lamb. . . . . . . . . . . Alas! Escape is not the way. I can't run as fast as a wolf. Let's try to save this lamb. So the bucket brought many branches to prepare for the arrival of the wolf. Time is ticking by. . . But the wolf is gone. Suddenly the wolf came! The wolf said to the barrel, "don't be afraid, little friend. As long as you give me the sheep to eat, I will let you go." The barrel said, "you sly guy, I'm not afraid of you!" " "So, the wolf and the barrel launched a life-and-death battle. . . After hard work, the bucket defeated the wolf.
The news spread like wings at once.
A reporter came to interview this bucket. . .
The reporter asked, "Your name is wooden bucket, right?" ! You are really something. What are you thinking when you dance with wolves? Aren't you scared? "
The barrel said, "Alas! ! It's a long story ~ ~ of course I'm afraid, but for my sheep, I can only. . "The barrel said, swinging his bangs.
The reporter asked: "What instrument did you use to get the wolf away?"
The barrel said, "I have exhausted all my strength!" " It's dangerous, isn't it I am neck and neck with wolves. Its dance foundation is good. . . . . . . Just when I was about to lose, God gave me divine power. Do you know what this is? "
The reporter was puzzled and asked, "Did the fairy come to help you? Give you an instrument to teach you magic. "
The barrel blushed and said, "Sorry ~ ~"
The reporter was more interested and asked, "Never mind! Go ahead, well said, you can be on TV. "
The barrel asked, "Really! That's great. God gave me a fart, and I defeated the wolf with a fart. . "
The reporter is going to faint. .
Barrel said, "What a coincidence, that fart, it's too late to say." Hit the wolf on the olfactory nerve and smoke him alive. . . "
The reporter completely fainted. . . .
I improvised this.
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