Humorous couplet short story 50 words

The first-class couplet Tang Bohu Shang Hua proposed to marry Chou-heung. Mrs. Hua said, "If you want to marry Chou-heung, you have to show your literary talent to convince everyone." Tang Bohu said, "No problem! You ask a question, "Mrs. Hua:" Listen carefully: eat, drink, go whoring and gamble. Please make a couplet, "Tang Bohu:" adultery, robbery and theft, Tian Boguang the flower thief. " Mrs. Hua: "Well! Listen carefully again, this link is my key link in the Jianghu! The horizon is white, like cattle and horses, all floating clouds! " Tang Bohu: "It's so easy! The land is like a pig, abandoning flowers and planting grass, specializing in cabbage! " Mrs. Hua: "Well! You! Listen to the couplet again. This is the coffin couplet I prepared. It can be said that there is no evidence against death: ruthless online dating, cheating on mother, fuck it. " Tang Bohu: "Hey! Look at this sentence: the second generation of the Zhang family is lawless, throw it away! " Mrs. Hua: "Hey, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before. It seems that the younger generation is stronger. " Homophonic story joke: Today, my roommate read me the news that a man sneaked into the zoo and hit a female bear. I asked her, "How did he repay the female bear?" Why repay the mother bear? " My roommate explained, "I don't know why, but it exploded." I said, "Didn't you say how to pay it back?" Ancient Poetry: Zhu Zhici, Liu Yuxi, Tang, Jiang Shuiping and Wen Lang are singing on the shore. Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Qing-Qing) Couplets: Part I: Mr. Mo Mo, Mr. Mo splashed, Part II: a fragrant coal, a fragrant double eyebrow coal.