The most classic and funny words in the world.

The most classic and funny sentence in the world.

Asia

I didn't know that only one child was good until I got to China.

I didn't know it was polite to refuse to pay the bill until I arrived in Japan.

I didn't know until I arrived in Korea that Asian football almost drove God crazy.

When I arrived in Thailand, I learned not to panic and hug when I met a beautiful woman.

I didn't know until I got to India that people had to make way for cows.

I didn't know until I arrived in Singapore that there was water all around and I had to ask someone else for it.

I didn't know why China people can't sleep until I got to Indonesia.

I didn't know until I got to Afghanistan that I couldn't sue for grievances.

I didn't know that pollution would kill you until I arrived in Iraq.

It was only in the Middle East that I realized that it was not clear whether human life or national dignity was important.

I didn't know what a proud man I was until I came to Arabia.

I didn't know that bagged rat meat was delicious until I arrived in Australia.

Europe

I didn't know there was still a set of stereotypes until I arrived in Germany.

I didn't know it would be emotional to be molested until I arrived in France.

It was not until I arrived in Spain that I knew I could laugh when I was arched into the sky by a cow.

I didn't know until I arrived in Austria that even beggars can play minor tunes.

I didn't know why Newton later believed in Christianity until England.

It was not until I arrived in Holland that I knew that men and men could kiss in the street.

I didn't know until I arrived in Switzerland that opening a bank account without $654.38 million would be laughed at.

I didn't know that writing fairy tales can be done without drafting until I arrived in Denmark.

I didn't know how to eat barbecue every day until I arrived in Italy.

I didn't know until I arrived in Greece that the charming place was actually a broken temple.

I didn't know why some people didn't want to go back to their motherland until I arrived in Yugoslavia.

I didn't know that the sun would sleep late until Scandinavia.

I didn't know until I arrived in Russia that there would still be people who didn't have enough to eat on such a large piece of land.

Only when I arrived at the Vatican did I know that a shot from anywhere in its territory could hit a bird in Rome.

United States of America

I didn't know until I got to America that no matter who you yell at, you will get shot.

I didn't know until I got to Canada that a place bigger than China has a smaller population than Peking.

I didn't know why Zorro didn't come out until I got to Mexico.

Only in Panama did I know that a river can also represent the importance of sovereignty.

I didn't know there were n flavors of snow bags until I arrived in Cuba.

When I arrived in Brazil, I realized that I would wear very few clothes and I would not feel ashamed.

I didn't know until I arrived in Chile that in China, it is difficult for a train to turn a corner.

When I arrived in Argentina, I realized that not knowing football would make people faint.

Africa

I didn't know that a tower can have so many mysteries until I arrived in Egypt.

I didn't know the importance of saving water until I arrived in Sahara.

I didn't know I could be kissed by AIDS until I arrived in South Africa.

Many African countries realize that cannibalism is actually sometimes a necessity.

polar region

I didn't know how bad it was to pee anywhere until I reached the extreme.