Social humor jokes and stories

Lead: Sometimes, a joke can clear a person's nervous mood and bring a pleasant effect. The following are the social humor stories I compiled. Don't miss them.

Social humorous joke stories (1)

1, life and death have a life, and wealth is in dad.

2. In the end, there will be a way: turn around!

If you feel tired like a dog all day, you are wrong: dogs are not as tired as you.

4, women always have to face: choose a poor man who is good to you but has no money, or choose a rich bastard who is not good to you!

Most of the most important things in life are not decided after careful consideration, but through? Damn it, I don't care, okay? It's decided.

6. My life has a sadistic relationship with me. He often beats me and ravages me. I am too weak to leave him. . .

Social Humor Joke Stories (2)

1, one year it was cold, and two people shouted across the street, and the voice was halfway through and they were frozen? Collapse? It fell to the ground with a bang. It doesn't matter if you fall. It just smashed a hole in the concrete floor.

It was very hot one year, so everyone didn't have to make a fire to cook. Some people bake cakes on Antarctic ice, while others cook instant noodles in the Pacific Ocean.

There was a strong wind one year, today and the next year. People couldn't see TV that year because the strong TV signal was blown away by the wind.

One year, it was foggy, but I couldn't see my face clearly. There were a lot of divorces that year. If nothing else, even if you are careful in foggy days, you will inevitably kiss the wrong time.

Social Humor Joke Stories (3)

1. When the football club held its general meeting, the players were all talking to themselves at the bottom, and the order was chaotic. The club leader had to say loudly: whoever speaks again, get out at once! Nobody cares. The leader was in a hurry and roared: whoever speaks again will be deducted from his salary! This trick is not very useful either. Only a few people shut up. The leader was at a loss, only to see the coach unhurriedly stand up and say, Alas! If any of you talk again, don't take him to bars and nightclubs tonight! There was a moment of silence in the meeting.

2. The day before yesterday, I helped my tutor do a roadside survey on campus. One of the questions is this: Would you like to donate money to the school after graduation?

A passer-by wrote: The school is even more brazen than Eight-Nation Alliance, and even after graduation, it refuses to let Lao Zi go!

3. Happy girlfriend:? Haha, my QQ has finally risen to the sun ~?

I said coldly: That's QQ weather forecast! ?

4. physics teacher lectures:? This is a thick spring. I pushed it from both ends to see if it was getting denser and denser.

The students said in unison? Is it constipation?

As soon as the moon cake stand was put on, a sister-in-law with children came: there are old people at home and her mouth is not good. Do you have soft moon cakes?

I said:? Please choose. ?

Sister-in-law, let the children taste it. The little guy tasted it piece by piece. Soon, seven or eight kinds of moon cakes were tasted in half. I am not happy to say. Son, what kind of softness is this?

The little guy said while eating: I haven't tasted several yet, so I can't talk nonsense. ?

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