English jokes with translation

A collection of English jokes with translation

Do you know the benefits of learning some jokes? When you meet for the first time, there is always the embarrassment of not knowing what to say. At this time You just need some jokes to lighten the atmosphere. Here I have collected a complete collection of English jokes with translation for you. I hope it will be helpful to you!

English Jokes with Translation 1

The Great Lion Hunter The Great Hunter

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast .

For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture . As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion? asked the chief.

Forget the damn lion! he howled. Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?

There is a small village that is troubled by a man-eating lion. So the village chief sent someone to ask the great hunter Jonesie to kill the beast.

The hunter lay waiting for several nights, but the lion never appeared. Finally, he asked the village chief to kill a cow and give him the scalp. After putting the cowhide on his body, the hunter went to the grassland to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers were awakened by hoarse screams coming from the grassland. As they approached cautiously, they saw the hunter lying on the grass groaning in pain. There were no clues of a lion's presence.

Jonesie, what’s wrong? Where is the lion? The village chief asked.

Where is the lion? The hunter roared, which fool let the bull out? English jokes with translation 2

The lowest grade The lowest grade

"Professor , I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."

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Student: Mr. Professor, I have tried my best in this exam. I really don't think I deserve zero eggs. ?

Teacher: Me too. But this is the lowest score I can give!? English jokes with translation 3

Wait for your salary

If you are alone, I' ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.

If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money...

wait for your salary.

If you feel lonely, I will be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow.

If you want to be happy, I will be your smile. If you want money?

Wait for your salary! English Jokes with Translation 4

As If Awakening From A Dream Wakening from a Dream

A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal (marital) relation, even cause your wife to leave you? "

　A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."

A speech contest on the theme of abstinence from alcohol is ongoing. A speaker said emotionally: "Alcohol can destroy the relationship between husband and wife, and even cause the wife to leave her." Husband

At this time, a man shouted: "Another bottle of brandy!"

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