The funniest joke in the world

One of the funniest jokes in the world:

1, a two-year-old son got into his mother's bed at night, and when he wanted his mother to hug him, he reached out and touched his mother's breasts. The father pushed away his son's hand and shouted, Don't move casually, that's my wife! ?

2. Family members:? Dean: How to determine the cure of mental patients? ?

Dean:? Put the spoon and soup spoon next to the bathtub filled with water and empty the bathtub. ?

Family:? Normal people can use spoons. ?

Dean:? It is normal. You can unplug the bathtub. ?

Family:? ......？

Do you remember the day when my son was born? The nurse took her son out of the delivery room? How exciting is it to be a new father? Why don't you get your son over here? I am still habitually saying: Come on, uncle, hug me, be good? There was an immediate silence around?

4. The superior leaders come to inspect the unit, and everyone welcomes them. Some people have to shout slogans in order to show the spiritual outlook of our unit. One person said that he would shout down Japanese imperialism, while the other said that he would shout that he could not default on the wages of migrant workers. Just in the whispering room, this MM suddenly shouted: Anti-Qing and regained sight! ! ! ?

The funniest joke in the world:

1, Zhang:? Director Li, there are two smugglers in Dongshi. what do you think?

Director Li said:? Sure, why don't you arrest them?

Lao Zhang:? I heard that one of them is the third son of Director Chen. ?

Director Li:? Director Chen? Then forget it! ?

Lao Zhang:? Why?

Director Li:? Director Chen didn't educate his son well with such great skill. I am a little police chief, can I educate him well?

There is a listening exercise in class today, which is a dialogue. The general content is: A asks B which bed he wants to sleep in. B said it was near the bedside lamp because he wanted to read, and A said it was just right to choose another bed because he was tired and wanted to rest.

Ask the students to choose the relationship between two people through this dialogue:

I. Authors and readers

B, sales and customers

C, husband and wife

Most students didn't choose the correct answer C.

They said: Why do husband and wife sleep in two beds? It's impossible! Obviously, the sales staff and customers go to check in.

The student who chose C retorted, why waste his expression reading in bed when opening a room?

At the moment, I stand on the podium, speechless. . . Student? Let's not delve into this problem, shall we?

The office bought a new coffee machine. Colleague A goes to pour coffee, and when he meets B, he also goes to pour coffee.

A teased b and said:? Look, didn't you say you don't like coffee and that it's a decadent bourgeois way?

B speak slowly. Why, you still don't allow me, a working people living at the bottom of society, to yearn for a better life! ?

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