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I can't pass Band 4, so I may not understand what it means. )

"Live broadcast" may become a buzzword after the Spring Festival Gala.

You are really a pickpocket. A kebab can drink eight bottles of beer, and a kebab can spray sparks. (Describe people searching)

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the generation is longer than the generation! (To describe a long face, Zhao Benshan's sketches often talk about people's faces: what a pig's waist face, a shoehorn face and so on. )

Search you both like sogou did. Sogou is going to be a rotten dog. This advertisement makes people smell stinky! )

What an American! Didn't you borrow money from us this year? (Economic crisis, people who don't understand certainly don't understand! )

You want money to save face, I want a wife! (big truth)

I just want to have a home and call you a family. I'm homeless again! ("Dwelling House"! )

Q: What do you think of donation?

A: I am worthy of the righteousness above home!

My realm is high and my blood pressure is high! (two high, but unfortunately not high inspection and high law! )

San Mao Hulu Wa Transformers ... Why are they all children? Can an adult do something like you!

You used to carry water for widows in the village and donate money for widows outside the village. You have the fate of a widow in your life. There are many things in front of the widow's door.

Live broadcast, this is called live broadcast suppression!

Thanks to the Central Meteorological Observatory ... thank you for asking why. ...

I donated money and a father. ...

We are like two pieces of dry wood. Your body burned up, and then you peed to get me out.

Crosstalk Drama Don't Let Him Go —— Feng Gong, Yan Xuejing, Cecilia Han and Shao Feng

Some popular online expressions are too blunt, some are too far-fetched, but some are just right!

You look too arbitrary.

That's not as good as your looks. This photo is too ugly. ...

Don't yell at me, dad. I just bought a stock recently. .

He's not singing, he's lonely! Jokes. com

I am a descendant of Lei Feng. My name is Ren Lei.

Don't worship me, I'm just a legend.

My mother asked me to go home to eat vegetables!

When I'm alone ... there's the sound of sheep. I said, can you speak some human languages?

Liu Qian and Dong Qing, this conversation must not go deep!

Liu Qian: "Miss Dong Qing, are you hard?"

Dong Qing: "... well, it's hard!"

Liu Qian: "Where do you want me to go through?"

Dong Qing: "... in the middle!"

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Dong Qing: "Liu Qian, here we go again ~"

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Dong Qing: "(Liu Qian) Great!"

Dong Qing: "Not for a year. Your hands are getting more and more flexible ... that's great. "

In a word, Guo

My daughter-in-law, legally ... illegally called mistress!

Where did it go? I'm going to ... live together before marriage tomorrow.

Friends get together and help each other lie.

We can't embarrass China people in front of fake foreigners. If you marry a foreigner, you are from China!

Who do you talk to-Jiang Kun, Dai Zhicheng and Zhao Jinsheng?

Why do you have to worry about the incubation period?

I call you Ma Ji, do you dare to promise?

Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain. There is only one possibility for two tigers to be compatible, one male and one female.

Lightning and thunder, movie stars fighting, Chen Cang goes to bed early and gets up early, longing for the fire. He couldn't stand the humiliation of his crotch and decided to shoot at it.

I seem to have heard this sentence somewhere, especially the one that stole the clock. It seems like an old joke! Jokes. com

With rice, parallel imports?

H 1N 1 viruses can mutate, and it is not unusual for people to look like this!

The species of animals are decreasing, while the species of human beings are increasing.

You see, my eyes are like the sun Hong Lei, and my mouth is like Sebrina. I am the son of Ping Cui and Yu Zecheng.

Now there are two gold bars here. Can you tell me which is noble and which is obscene?

There is a victory called retreat. There is a kind of failure called occupation.

My gift is like being pregnant. The longer I stay, the more I feel something in my stomach.

Don't hang yourself on a tree, try it several times on several nearby trees. ...

You are classic, I am fashionable; You are the Internet, I am the firewall, you like sheep, and I am the wolf.

Generally speaking, Zhao Jinsheng is better than Jiang Kun and Dai Zhicheng!

Prose "Beautiful Embarrassment" —— Huang Hong, Lin Yongjian, Jin Yuting and Gong Hanlin

(Lin Yongjian continued the humorous style in the decoration, and the classic man dressed as a woman)

I've been divorced eight times like this!

(Wedding photo) It is safe to keep it at home to ward off evil spirits.

I haven't had plastic surgery before. When I go shopping with you, don't hold your hand for fear of hurting my self-esteem. Holding your hand hurts my self-esteem. ...

Girl, that's plastic surgery. You're disfigured! (Lin Yongjian continued the humorous style in the decoration, and the classic man dressed as a woman)

People spend Valentine's Day with their lovers. When people see me and you, they say you see how filial Lao Huang is, with his mother.

Before your plastic surgery, people said your mother was so young!

Don't hang yourself on one tree, try again on the next tree.

Strong protest: TV dramas are interrupted during commercial hours.

How classic it is now and how thrilling it was before.

Four, five, five, six, maybe even a machine gun.

First-class first-class first-class, add up to I am third-rate.

"Fifty Yuan"-Zhou Jintang and Yin Beichen (without top comedians, southern sketches are just as effective! )

I think their Spring Festival Evening program "Recruitment" is also very funny!

Pia Pia Pia made me the mascot of the Year of the Tiger.

Nine-year compulsory education is effective.

A wife forced her husband to go out to spend flowers ~ ~

I like your evil look!

Guo Xiaoda seems to have appeared in a small variety show "Gift" in a Spring Festival Evening. Is there a sequel to the Spring Festival Evening sketch?

Not Guo Xiaoda, but Avatar!

What are potatoes afraid of? It's not like bandits are chasing you.

Why haven't we talked about the six-party talks? ...

If I run away, I am a puppy, what should I do? The streets are full of puppies. How do I know it's just you?

Your father is out!

You'd better have a look. You'd better not watch it.