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I want some weekly diaries of about 200 words! Not too good
Many things in the past have been forgotten, but the little girl in a white skirt is still clearly visible in my memory. I still remember the first day of primary school, when you were wearing two croissants and a white skirt at the same table, you smiled at me and said sincerely in a childish voice, "Let's be good friends and be together forever!" "good!" Your sincere smile melted me and made me believe that you are my forever friend. From then on, friendship will string two sincere hearts together and never separate. Oh, my friend, you make me feel sincere, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Tears together
I remember that time I was treated unfairly by the teacher, and I cried secretly in the corner alone. At this time, when you find me crying, grab me and ask why, and let the teacher judge me angrily. In desperation, I quickly spit out a lot of thoughtful words from the teacher, took your hand and said, "Forget it! Forget it! " After a silence, you burst out laughing. For a moment, I was fascinated by the monk Zhang Er, and even smiled at you stupidly, completely forgetting my unhappiness just now. After crying and laughing, you comforted me like a big sister and told me that you were just pretending, so that I could forgive the teacher from the bottom of my heart. I'm shocked that you can be so considerate of me. I said to you loudly: "I want to be with you forever and be a good friend for life!" " "Yes, my friend, if I can, I really want to be with you for a lifetime. Thank you. You let me learn tolerance in tears.
Happy together
The days with you are always full of happiness. I can't forget that we helped each other in our study: I can't forget that we danced happily with cowhide tendons in the corridor; I can't forget that we enjoyed ourselves on the playground. I can't forget that we walked side by side on the way home ... many joys and unforgettable ones dotted our friendship bridge, making it even more dazzling! Thank you for the time with you, which allowed me to walk side by side with happiness.
In the six days with you, friendship has made me cherish it and filled me with gratitude. My friend, I will never forget your sincerity, tolerance and smile. Please don't forget those colorful days when we were together, because in my heart, I will always be with you.
2. A day in my life
"At half past six, get up, Didi Didi! Hey! " On Saturday morning, with the singing in my head, I slowly opened my eyes. I just wanted to sleep for a while, and my dear mother shouted again, "Get up quickly!" " How long will it take? ! "I have no choice but to get up, wash, have breakfast and do everything mechanically. Then, with extremely heavy steps, I came to the cram school for Olympic Mathematics. The teacher was drooling and talking cheerfully, but I was sleepy. Suddenly, I heard the teacher shout, "Xiong Yaxin, explain this problem!" ! ! "I stood up, but I couldn't answer. I had to stand for a class ... an hour and a half later, after class was over, I raised my hand and looked at my watch. The pointer rudely pointed to 9: 40. As soon as I saw it, I immediately shouted, "Ah! ! We're gonna be late! !” Then carry the drawing board and rush to the art room at the speed of light. Today, I drew cloth, but the cloth is very similar. I must master the tone properly, but my eyes always try to close reluctantly. I tried to cheer up and paint hard, and the picture in front of me gradually blurred. I don't know what I drew, but I always knew it was terrible. Two hours later, the teacher came to check my painting. I saw the teacher's face change from white to red, now from red to green, and finally stopped in green. You can imagine how messy my paintings are. "repaint! "This will always be my only comment." Goo goo "my stomach unceremoniously began to emit luminous songs. I looked up and found that the sun was dazzling, the leaves were black and green, the flowers were not bright, and the birds were annoying! When I finally got home, I immediately fell on the bed. My dear mother ran over to join in the fun: "honey, there is an English class in the afternoon." You should listen to it! " "I was speechless with surprise. I didn't feel sick and was immediately filled with anger: "Don't let me rest?" ! "In the afternoon, I went to class. Teachers are very interesting. As long as I dial a little, wonderful answers will blurt out immediately, and teachers will always say something funny to make us laugh. My mood is finally much better. But the thought of the pile of homework after I got home made me depressed again. After listening to the class, a friend kindly reminded me: "You have dark circles!" " "I wry smile, this is a" masterpiece "of cram school! At night, the moon smiles through the clouds and the little stars blink, but I feel as if they are laughing at me. The bell rang strangely at eleven o'clock. I haven't finished my homework. I really want to cry! I really want to shout to heaven, "Who can give me a happy childhood?" ! "
Learn to concentrate.
The wind roared past, leaving dust behind; The sudden arrival of rain aroused the fragrance of the earth. I am eager to be wonderful in this season, so pay attention. -inscription
"Pay attention to all kinds of people and things around you." Lu Xun said.
The apple on the tree fell and hit Newton, so Newton discovered the three laws of mechanics and explained why the world never stopped moving.
The conductor that cut the magnetic induction line was charged, so Faraday discovered the principle of electromagnetic induction.
The flask broke on the ground without breaking, so Benedick created a broken windshield without breaking.
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When we wonder why our words are getting paler and paler, the embroidery of the ancients is a clever flying word. I think that's because ancient people were wise men who paid great attention to their surroundings.
After stopping to rest, Du Mu wrote: "Stop and sit in the maple forest late, and the frost leaves are red in February."
Ye Shaoweng, knocking at the front of the small garden, put pen to paper and wrote: "You can't shut it in the spring garden, but an apricot will come out of the wall."
Lin Daiyu, when the flowers fall on the tree, you can sing "Flowers fall all over the sky, and the fragrance disappears and no one has pity."
This kind of attention is also reflected in life. People are often more willing to associate with people who care about small things around them.
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I remember a lady from a trading company in Tokyo bought tickets for customers. She often buys train tickets between Tokyo and Osaka for the manager of a big German company. Soon, the manager found an interesting thing: when going to Osaka, the location is always near the window on the right. When going to Tokyo, the location is always near the left window. When the manager asked about it, the lady smiled and replied, "I think foreigners like the scenery of Mount Fuji. When the bus goes to Osaka, Mount Fuji is on your right. It's on the left when you go to Tokyo. So I bought you different tickets. " It was because of the young lady's concern that the deeply moved German manager tripled the transaction volume.
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Friend, what are you waiting for? From now on, be a man with a conscience! Even if you don't want to be an inventor, you can still pay attention to this life. Gain experience and build a beautiful and exquisite heart.
My childhood was bittersweet, happy and joyful. Speaking of interesting childhood stories, I can't finish them for three days and nights. Today, I will tell you my interesting swimming story.
I remember it was a summer vacation, the weather was very hot, and the ground was almost an iron pot. I am idle at home, jumping on the bed. My father saw me like this and said I was a big frog jumping on the hinge. Hearing this, I was so angry that I cut off my feet. "Ok, Dad, let's go swimming together!" After listening to my father say "big frog 1", I want to go swimming. "good! This is a good idea. " I jumped three feet for joy! After a while, we got our swimming equipment ready and set off for the swimming pool, skipping all the way and throwing the hot air out of the clouds!
In the blink of an eye, we arrived at the swimming pool. I rushed into the dressing room, changed my clothes and walked to the swimming pool. Ah! A cool feeling surrounds me. When I walked to the children's swimming pool, I saw so many people that I had to go to the adult swimming pool! I was just about to get into the water, but I was caught off guard by the drowning. My first feeling is "cold". I immediately floated on the water, grabbed the handrail and looked at my father. I looked around as soon as he disappeared. Finally, I found that he had swam to the opposite side, so I slowly climbed over because I couldn't swim. Dad saw it and wanted to play with me, so he swam to the other side. After many twists and turns, I surrendered, but I still wanted to learn swimming, so I had to learn from my opponent. Dad grabbed my chin and let me climb my leg hard. I did as he said, but he suddenly took his hand away, which hurt me very much.
Childhood is colorful and happy, so am I. I hope to have a happy and beautiful childhood when I grow up.
seek
Life is a journey, the destination is not our destination, and the scenery along the way is what we should find and cherish in this life.
Looking for the shadow of summer in the morning dew, I found camphor leaves all over the ground, green, red and gorgeous summer colors. It suddenly occurred to me that the date on the calendar has passed beginning of autumn in the lunar calendar!
Autumn? But I still fell asleep with the frog, but there was still bright sunshine in the afternoon, but I still didn't find the shadow of summer.
Like gorgeous summer leaves, I look for the summer figure in the summer sunshine, but I fall on the footsteps of autumn early. Go through four seasons and come to the next summer.
Oh, summer is always in my heart! The brightest sunshine is always with me.
Even if there is a bleak autumn, how can life always be proud? Imagine life as a mountain. The scenery on the top of the mountain is of course the beauty we are pursuing, but there is always a downhill road behind this beauty. It may be winding and rugged, and it may be full of thorns, but if there is no such road, how can we reach the next mountain top to enjoy the new and perhaps more beautiful scenery? Bon voyage is by no means what travelers seek. A little accident, a little adventure, a little excitement and a little color are the only way to glad you came. This life is full of fun!
Even in the cold winter, Chimonanthus praecox still exudes fragrance. Although the flowers in the greenhouse are charming and moving, when can we dance with the snow and create a beautiful myth in the white world? Only after experiencing the cold wintersweet can we stretch our proud branches and write down the perseverance that has been praised since ancient times in the lonely season! Life needs such perseverance. In the face of difficulties, hold your head high, don't flinch easily, try to learn from wintersweet and write down your perseverance in the cold season. Adventurer's trip is to find an oasis in the deserted desert, and the hard-won joy is worth being included in the journey of life.
Even if there is a brief helplessness in spring, the pace of time will not end in the season when flowers bloom and grass grow and warblers fly. Why not let go smartly and welcome a better spring next year? There are many helpless things, just like a traveling train will not stop at a scenic spot, because there will be more beautiful scenery waiting for us at the next stop. There will be gains and losses in life, and the open-mindedness of "not being happy with things, not being sad for ourselves" can help us find something that is really worth cherishing.
Through autumn, winter and spring, where is my summer? The road we are looking for is very difficult, but I know that the bright sunshine will be in the next season.
Along the way, I am like this summer leaf. I will go through the four seasons with my unfulfilled dreams, return to the dreamy season, complete my unfulfilled dreams and find new ones!
take a big step
Monday, August 2 1 2006 is fine.
This evening, my good friend called me and asked me to go out to play for a while. Because my grandmother asked me to eat some fruit before I left, I was delayed for a while. I thought they had started playing, but they were still waiting for me at the door. What friends!
When I got to the place where we often play, I asked them, "What do we play?" One of them replied, "Let's take a big step." I asked, "How to play?" She said: "We put our hands behind our backs and take a step with our hands;" Walk three steps with the back of your hand, but remember that a person is walking. For example, if you move your hand, she moves back, and I move my hand, then Gui Yuanyuan takes three steps. "
I didn't care the first time, but XXX won. I thought: I must win this time! Sure enough, I won, I am so happy! XX was not convinced and said, "I must win!" That's a brilliant move, xx. She really won! But just when I was having fun, my father called me, but I couldn't bear to leave. Father said, "It's late. It's time for them to go home." I broke up with them reluctantly.
Jiaozi, I really enjoyed myself tonight.
Today, jiaozi is in our home. I jump and jump happily.
I started to pack jiaozi. I was a little unconvinced when I saw my parents' bags. I went over to my mother and said, "Mom, can I wrap it up?" Mom said, "Can you do it?"
I said, "Why not?" In this way, my parents and I wrapped up jiaozi.
I picked up the dumpling skin, put the stuffing in, and pinched it with my hand. Ah, the skin is broken. My mother said, "Can't you?"
I am embarrassed to say, "I am a war hero-a wounded soldier."
After listening to this sentence, everyone began to laugh, and I followed suit.
Alas, it's not easy to package jiaozi. It seems that trivial housework is also learned and should not be underestimated.
Take my sister for the first time.
My sister is only three years old and very naughty. She always plays the big girl temper, and sometimes even her parents can't help it.
Today, I went to grandma's house. As soon as I got home, I saw my sister playing on the sofa in the living room, and I didn't care much. But wait till I get closer, okay? Why is my sister playing with my little book? I was furious and prepared to take it back. But on second thought, my sister is too young to understand. I should treat her as my sister. So, I stopped paying attention to her.
At this time, grandma came over and said that she would go to the market to buy food, and asked me to take my sister to play at home. I patted my chest and said, "Don't worry, grandma!" " "After grandma left, I asked my sister what she wanted to play. My sister said she wanted to play with dolls. My sister and I went to hug some dolls. I dress the doll first. Seeing that my sister was still dawdling, I went to help her. But my sister wouldn't let me, so I grabbed the doll for fear of wasting precious time. However, my sister began to cry, so I had no choice but to return the doll to her. But, who knows, she hit me after the doll.
Today, when I took my sister home, I thought about it for a moment, and I realized that I treated my parents like this. So I decided not to treat my parents like my sister in the future.
I am a computer geek.
I am a computer geek. I play games online almost every Saturday. Of course, I often look up information on the Internet, so I can study and play games.
Because I fell in love with the internet, I made a lot of jokes. For example, one day surfing the Internet at home, it was time to eat before you knew it. My mother asked me to eat, and I just said "Oh". After a while, my mother asked me to eat again, and I still said "Oh". Finally, everyone finished eating, and I felt hungry, so I casually asked, "Mom, ok." Mom said, "Everyone has finished eating!" Only then did I know what my mother had just asked me to do.
It's good to surf the Internet. For example, one day my teacher asked us to look for information about the changes in my hometown. I searched all the books, but I just couldn't find any information. I'm in a hurry and don't know what to do. At this time, I used my quick wits and came up with a good idea-looking up information on the Internet. I turned on the computer, looked it up on the Internet and found it in a short time. It's really "I can't find a place to get it, I can get it without effort."
Now, I have another QQ pet on the Internet. I don't need to say more. I must feed it. Goodbye. I am very happy. I'll come earlier next time and have more fun with them!
I hope I can help. .
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