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Funny Fairy University Sports Meeting

This article is purely funny, please don't take it seriously. ?

This article is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental ~ ~?

First, the headmaster is old and crazy, and he wants to hold a school sports meeting?

It is said that in the first year of Xianjian, there was a famous school-Xianjian University. This Xianjian University is a place where crouching tiger hides dragon. Every student has an unusual background, such as Jing Tian, the CEO of the largest pawnshop in Yuzhou, who has enough money to kill people. Shout ~ ~ Shout ~ ~ People who have more money than 94 can't help it ~ ~ However, one day, Wei Qing, CEO of Xianda University (President 94 ~ ~), went crazy and thought of holding a school sports meeting. Ho ~ ~ ho ~ ~ Now it's interesting again ~ ~?

I want to reveal a little bit about the background of immortal college students ~ ~ However, don't say it was me ~ ~ Otherwise, it would be strange for a group of students older than bin Laden not to cut me down ~ ~ You listeners should keep it a secret ~ ~?

1 class?

Monitor: Li Xiaoyao?

This man used to be an inn buddy in Yuhang County 1 (the penultimate 1), but his parents are the new version of the "fairy couple" in the rivers and lakes-the Nan couple. Although they are already dead stars, many people still remember them because they stole water droplets from one of the most precious things in the world, especially the stolen B~~. Zhao Linger, the princess of Nanzhao, got married, and later he broke into the demon tower and killed Yue Bai. Now he is the head of the Fairy Sword Sect in Shushan, the father of the Xu family in Nanzhao, and the son-in-law of Lin Jiabao in Suzhou. His strength cannot be underestimated. ?

Vice monitor: Zhao Linger?

This MM is the daughter of Zi Xuan, the lineal son of Nuwa family, and Qing Er, her second husband. At a young age, she is already Princess Nanzhao, and has always been a menace to Naha B in Yue Bai. The most special thing about this classmate is her early marriage. She became a mother when 16 years old. Perhaps because she is a Nanzhao princess, she escaped the punishment of the law. However, the people's eyes are discerning, and nothing can escape the bright eyes of the people's thieves.

Learning Committee member: Lin Yueru?

This classmate is the ancient version of "savage girlfriend" who first met the audience in Xianjian. Her father is the boss of Suzhou Lin Jiabao Co., Ltd., and who her mother is has always been a mystery. The most gruel thing is to eat steamed buns, which is still a "bumpkin". Be careful of steamed buns and bumpkins. After seeing her, do one thing-flash! ! ! ! ?

Sports Commissioner: Anu?

This person used to be the president of the "Insect Eating Committee". She always eats, eats, eats, eats anything that touches the word "worm", for example, worms, eggs, and it is estimated that she may not be able to eat the "worm hole" of Caohai ~ ~ There was an anecdote before: she wanted to ``````````, but because Tang Yu was a stalk,

Member of Youth League Branch: Blade Master (Dugu Yuwen)?

This man has an unusual friendship with his hardcore ancestor, the holy monk of Jinchi. He is rigid, pedantic and stubborn, and he is a very troublesome person. ?

Top student (1): Jiu Jianxian (Situ Zhong)?

A gifted teenager who has been gifted since childhood, but always keeps wine as a companion. The more he drinks, the more energetic he becomes. Without wine, he will faint. Therefore, his nickname is nine immortals. It is estimated that he is the most porridge of the hotel owner.

Top student (2): Wu Zetian (Qing Er)?

This person has a deep hatred with Yue Bai. She used to be the queen of Nanzhao, but because of Yue Bai, her appearance is in her thirties and forties. Actually, she has already passed100th birthday ~ ~ Don't be fooled by appearance ~ ~ She is an old woman.

Poor student: Yue Bai?

Because he is the last student in the class, he is jealous of all the top students, especially those who are good-looking, have good grades and have a good family, so this Yue Bai student with serious mental illness and Alzheimer's disease always target the Queen Witch, even her ancestors and descendants (occasionally: occasionally cold ~ ~)?

Class two?

Monitor: Wang Xiaohu?

Typical "well-developed limbs and simple mind", if his brain is as big as 5% of his muscles, he won't be so stupid. ?

Vice monitor: What about Shen?

The most beautiful of the five millimeters of Xianxia School is called "sending flowers". What I am good at is fencing. ?

Sports Commissioner: Samui?

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Member of Youth League Branch と Medical staff: Li Yiru?

Li Xiaoyao and Zhao Linger's daughter, the "apple of everyone's eye" since childhood, has passed the "super medical staff" at a young age. In addition, she is the CEO of the animal protection organization. Be careful when you offend her and set rats on you.

Class three?

Monitor: Jing Tian?

The boss of Xin 'an Dang, the largest pawnshop in Yuzhou, not only has more tickets, but also has more wives than others. His previous life was originally a "head of heaven", and later he became the prince of Jiang Guo, Longyang, and now he is the CEO. The days are really high ~ ~ In previous lives, he was secretly loved by PPMM- Yao Xi; When he was a prince, he was secretly loved by his sister Solanum nigrum; Now, there are three MM porridge, and he has a crush on one himself. Shit, EST is that he is simply immersed in the money box and women ~ ~ a lot of happiness ~ ~ (I wouldn't laugh to death if I were him ~ ~)?

Vice monitor: Xu Changqing?

He used to be the head of the Xianjian Sect in Shushan, but later he retired for some reason. At present, I have established a love relationship with Zi Xuan. I am rigid and have no sense of humor, just like wood. Therefore, the whole world has launched the "Xu Changqing brand stake". ?

Sports Commissioner: Tang Xuejian?

Often porridge jumps around, always unable to sit still, and often quarrels with black-haired Solanum nigrum. She used to be the granddaughter of Tang Kun, the boss of Tangjiabao Down Co., Ltd., and now she is the boss of Yuzhou No.1 Pawnshop, the CEO—— of Xin 'an, the first wife of Jing Tian. ?

Member of Language Committee: Zi Xuan?

Beautiful MM who doesn't know her family background is often pursued by boys, even the real boss of Xianda (actually a popular lover ~ ~). ?

Top student (1): Sorbus?

Because of mind reading, I can see the most correct answer every time, so hehe?

Top student (2): Black-haired Solanum nigrum?

The very savage and fierce PPMM is very powerful in the ghost world, and it will get the answer by violence every time. Now she is Jing Tian's second wife, but now she is running for the first wife position with Tang Xuejian. ?

Top student (3): Solanum nigrum?

A quiet girl who studies hard. She is not a top student. Who else ~ ~?

Poor student: evil sword fairy?

I have a low IQ and don't study hard. There is no difference between getting old and becoming a mummy. Naturally, I declined the invitation. Yue Bai and I are called "Evil Worship Duo". ?

Three foreign teachers?

Monitor: Nangong Huang?

From the unemployed to the "Great Immortal", he started from scratch and was suspected to have an unusual relationship with Inuyasha. However, it was not until his brother Xing Xuan proved that they looked alike that the misunderstanding was clarified. ?

Vice monitor: Wen Hui?

A typical official woman, with great strength, daydreams every day, but no one knows what's going on in her mind. ?

Senior chef, member of the Youth League branch: Xing Xuan?

Study hard, top students, and never engage in illegal underground organizations. I have been a chef for more than ten years, but I am already a senior chef. Paying attention to the study of delicious food, we opened the Chef Training Center and Xing Xuan Food City, and also created a series of "Xing Xuan" brand cooked food. ?

Sports Commissioner: Ray?

A miser who carries a logging axe every day has the habit of burning paper money. It is said that he once had a crush on the vice president, but his pity was only unrequited love. ?

Top student (food critic: Wang?

Because, like Sorbus sorbus, I can read minds, so I can see the most correct answer every time, so I have a unique taste in food, and I have the skill of Xing Xuan, a senior chef, to make porridge. I once had a crush on the monitor. Nickname: peach. ?

Top students (2): Si Tang?

No matter his achievements or loyalty, he is a rare talent, but it seems that his previous life was Xing Xuan's lover in his previous life, so what is the purpose of his coming to Xing Xuan?

Poor student: Liaori?

Doing nothing all day, daydreaming became a demon, a mental hallucination patient, very BT. ?

Hu ~ ~ introduced it for a long time, but didn't even touch the edge of the school sports meeting. However, it's time to get down to business next time, and remind the audience once: the fun is yet to come ~ ~?

Next time, please watch it for the second time: Has the competition become a flying competition? ! ! The mysterious boss appeared! ! ! ?

Funny Elf University Sports Meeting II

Two: The competition turned into a flying competition? ! ! The mysterious boss appeared! ! ! ?

Just when Wei Qing decided to hold the school sports meeting, Xianda's real boss called with QQ message, and Wei Qing immediately dialed 120. At this time, four B's ran to the computer and saw ````````! ! ! The real boss of Xianda University will also come to the school sports meeting! ! ! ! Everyone is confused. How did he know that we were going to hold the school sports meeting? Did everyone get out of the way at once? Half an hour later, everyone returned to the office. Shit, EST teacher Yao Xi and teacher Peng Fei each dragged two big cartons, which were full of pinhole cameras! ! ! Teacher Xifeng and teacher Shuibi found more pinhole cameras and three sacks! ! ! Everyone sighed in the sky, ah! ! ! The ceiling is covered with pinhole cameras, which are actually put in one word-"handsome"! ! ! Damn it, Ed! ! Is it delicious ~ ~?

Soon, the news that Xianda would hold the school sports meeting spread all over the school, and all the students were talking about it.

Nangong Huang: Oh, there is going to be a school sports meeting. Ho ~ ~ Ho ~ ~ I will definitely win the championship! ! Ha ha! ! ! ?

Jing Tian: Ah, Wei Qing, that dead old man will definitely let me sponsor him. What if the championship trophy is pure gold? Very valuable (daydreaming about getting rich again)?

Lin Yueru: Aha ~ ~ I am the champion of all Su Ju competitions ~ ~ Haha! ! The championship trophy is coming now! ! ! ?

Ray: Well, the championship trophy must be worth a lot of money. Take it to Xin' an as a pawn and buy paper money to burn for yourself?

Xing Xuan: If the school sports meeting is held, you will definitely eat a lot (take out your mobile phone: "Hello? I'm the chairman! Send me 50 boxes of cooked food, the more expensive the better ~ ~)?

Black-haired Solanum nigrum: Well, if I win the championship, my popularity will definitely soar. Ho ~ ~ ho ~ ~ This will help me run for the boss position.

Evil worship duo: Yes, yes, we will definitely win the championship, haha ~ ~?

Zi Xuan: Changqing, will you attend? Okay, then.

Evergreen: Zi Xuan, I will definitely win the championship for you! ! Wait for me ~ ~

Zi Xuan: Well, A Qing?

Evergreen: Well, A Xuan?

Zi Xuan: Oh ~ ~ Xiao Qingqing ```````````?

Evergreen: Ah ~ ~ My little Mary ~ ~?

Tang Xuejian: Oh, it doesn't seem suitable for children.

Thorpes: I want to see it! ! ! ?

Li Yiru: Yes, I want to see it, too! ! ?

Samui: Shit! ! Why are children so precocious nowadays?

Shen: Tiger Brother ~ ~ Are you going too?

Wang Xiaohu: I will work hard and I must win the championship! ! ! ?

Li Xiaoyao: I must be like my parents, and become a generation of heroes who dominate the Jianghu! ?

Zhao Linger: Brother Xiaoyao, I support you! ! ! ?

Xianda's real boss (snigger thief): Oh, it's getting more and more fun. Boom ~ ~ hey hey ~ ~?

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It's finally time to hold the school sports meeting.

Wei Qing: OK, now, Wei Qing, president of Xianda University, officially announced that the first school sports meeting of Xianda University began! ! ?

Everyone: Yes! ! ! ?

Wei Qing: First of all, let me read the opening speech. Cough?

Everybody: Shit! Wei Qing, you Ye Jing, go to hell! Stop nagging here! Step down! ! ! ?

Say and n rotten green leaves, dead pork, dead radish, came to wei ch' ing, Wei Qing hurriedly ran off the stage. After a while, Wei Qing came back with this big basket, picked up rotten green leaves, dead pork and radishes on the stage, and muttered: What a pity ~ ~ It was taken to the canteen for further processing, and it was another week's rations, huh ~ ~?

The audience has spit into a piece of """"""?

After all the noise, the school sports meeting finally started. ?

The first event is the race! ! ?

Xianda's land is too big, so it will be wasted if not used, so the teachers decided to change the race distance to 8000 meters after discussion. However, only 8,000 meters is not enough for those students who owe more than bin Laden.

Zhao Linger: Brother Xiaoyao ~ ~ I'm so scared ~ ~?

Li Xiaoyao: Don't be afraid ~ ~ Haha ~ ~ The champion must be mine ~ ~ Haha ~ ~?

Jing Tian: Gold ~ ~ Here I come ~ ~?

Ray: oh ~ ~ my paper money! ?

Tang Xuejian Black-haired Solanum nigrum (in unison): Hum, I won't let your trick succeed! ! ?

Wang Xiaohu (look like Xiao Li): I will work hard, and I must win the championship! ! ! ?

Wei Qing: The 8000m race starts now! ! One! Two! Three! Go! ?

Just shout "Go!" In Wei Qing. At that moment, everyone showed their trump card skills. Look, Nangong Huang and Changqing use the "flying sword" to take off at the same time. Tang Xuejian immediately jumped on Jing Tian's magic sword, and Wen Hui jumped on the pumpkin's magic sword. Evergreen and Zi Xuan even publicly staged Titanic on his Star Sword, which surprised everyone ~ ~ Holy shit! Here, but ````````` alas ~ ~ the world is crazy ~ ~ Black-haired Solanum nigrum and Lei directly "floated" and immediately turned into a half-human, half-snake state with their own stunts and flew. The king and sorbus became their prototype-five poisonous beasts, and they also flew. But sorbus has six wings, and Wang has only four wings, so the evil worship duo is the evil worship duo. Indeed, BD, BC, BT, yeah ~ ~ Yue Bai summoned World of Warcraft out of the water and immediately joined hands to run forward in the flood. The evil sword fairy roared: "Let you see the power of the five elders of Shushan! ! "Then he got busy and took control of the five elders of shushan. But after all, the five elders of Shushan are too old, and the IQ of the evil sword fairy is really too low. The five elders of Shushan are like a line! ! Alas, no wonder some people say that being an idiot is not a disease. Being an idiot sounds really terrible. Oh, there seems to be a figure in the back. ! It's Wang Xiaohu! ! I saw him running and nagging: I will work hard and I must win the championship! ! Alas ~ ~ I'm sorry for this honest classmate ~ ~ but the top student of Class 3, Tang, is still playing with wool balls at the starting line! ! ? ?

When they were about to reach the finish line in Jing Tian, Sitang immediately used space magic and was the first to reach the finish line! ! ?

Jing Tian: Oh! My ass! My gold! ! ! ?

Tang Xuejian Solanum nigrum: I didn't win the championship, and neither did you ~ ~ hum! ?

Wang Xiaohu: Whoo! I'm sorry! ! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Evergreen: Xuan, I'm sorry. I failed. I feel sorry for you.

Zi Xuan: Qing, it's okay. I love you! ?

Evergreen (with tears in her eyes): Xuan ```````````?

Zi Xuan: Is it clear?

Evergreen: Little Mary?

Zi Xuan: Xiaoqing ````````?

Tang Xuejian: Oh ~ ~ I said ~ ~ You two will teach bad children if you don't do this again! ! ?

Thorpes: I want to see it! ! ! ?

Li Yiru: Yes, I want to see it, too! ! ?

After a sigh, Wei Qing came over?

Wei Qing: Dear students, the winner of the 8000m race is our classmate Sitang! ! Please applaud! ! ?

At first glance, there is no one under the stage, even the secretary has left, only ````````` er, nothing ~?

Jing Tian: Well, I've been busy for a long time. I'm starving. Eat?

Tang Xuejian: Oh, my God! Treat! ! ?

Black-haired Solanum nigrum: Brother Tian ~ ~ (blink with 100 thousand volts) treat ~ ~?

Tang Xuejian: He's mine! ! ?

Black-haired Solanum nigrum: Who stipulated it? ! ?

Tang Xuejian: Hum! ! ! ?

Black-haired eggplant: Hum! ! Hum! ! ?

Tang Xuejian: Hum! ! ! Hum! ! ! ?

(The two are fighting again) ``````````?

In fact, Jing Tian has eaten the black nightshade with blue hair.

In the evening, all the students in Class Three (except Lei) are helping to count the money?

Nangong Huang: Brother, let them bring more goods tomorrow, which is not enough to sell?

Xing Xuan: Yes, really?

Xing Xuan immediately took out his mobile phone: "Hello, I'm Dong Xing! Send another 200 boxes of cooked food to Xianda tomorrow! You got it? ?

Ray: Why don't you let me help you count the money? ! ! Jesus Christ. ! How can you be so unfair! ! ?

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I've been busy all day and I'm exhausted. But tomorrow, the real boss of Senda will come. Who is the real boss of Syngenta? What will happen tomorrow? ?