Han Qiaosheng's classic funny quotations

1, fans from both sides enter the stadium to warm up and prepare for the game, which is about to start.

2. "With the whistle of the referee, the game is over."

3. I think the parents of these only children watching the diving competition, if they have twins, can send them to China diving team to practice diving.

4.xx scores with volley shot. This is his first header this season.

5. "AC Milan is like a computer, with a large memory, as big as Pentium II, but it is not running fast and may be infected with a virus. It seems that coach Zaccheroni needs an antivirus hard drive! ! "This was said when explaining the World Chinese Basketball Competition in Peking University Gymnasium. At that time, a player of the American Chinese basketball team was a computer expert and the main scorer of the team. I said that his role is like his research on computers, like Pentium II, and his memory is quite large. ...

6. Han Qiaosheng praised the TV director and said, "This director is very distinctive. It is interesting to capture such a scene in the audience: a man and a woman, one fat and one thin. " What happened to diving in the 9th National Games? -Quoted from Han Qiaosheng

"We call them Grand Camara and Little Camara according to the Arabic serial number."

8. "Goalkeeper Chuliang Ou is 100 meters tall and weighs 100 kilograms." Never said!

9. "The Danish team represented Yugoslavia in the European Cup of Nations in 2006." "When Henry was injured, Liverpool recruited Diouf to cooperate with Hejsky."

10, "Fiorentina foul in midfield, no, foul at the top of the free throw arc in front of the penalty area ..." said-Han Qiaosheng's famous sentence.

1 1, like a spring breeze, comes up in the dark, and Serie A is the top three defenders.

12, "Fans like me are all white-haired now."

13, although Rembado is bald, he is only years old and energetic. ...

14. Because Zhang can't adapt to his new position, he often can't find anyone. Fan Zhiyi and Sun Jihai often have to face each other's goalkeepers directly.

15, "The long-range shooting in UAE is of high quality. In order to get rid of China goalkeeper Yang Pu, the UAE team stepped up its long-range shooting.

16, Wushu Singing of Russian Team.

17, since trapattoni coached Florence.

18, "It is very useful to change the number in the second half" was replaced by "The number can take the ball and pass it" in the first half.

19, it can be seen that Oman is an amateur team. Although it had several chances to shoot, it was very accurate ... So far, China hasn't shot.

20. The performance of Maldives today exceeded the standard 10%. I really don't know how he worked it out!

2 1, "Spanish hunter forgot his rifle sight"-Han Qiaosheng's famous sentence

22. "This player is not tall, only more than one meter tall, but heavier"-Han Qiaosheng's famous sentence.

23. Jiangjin blocked the ball with a stretcher

24. "Senegal speaks with strength and feet!"

On 25th, the ferry from China to Yang Chen, Oman was also robbed of its tail and number by Yang Chen.

26. "These players who live by their bodies ..."

27. The referee on duty said it was necessary to make up time.

28. The weather in Shenyang is very cold, and the Oman team should have a gradual adaptation process (if encouraged).

29. The athlete's height reached 10 cm.

30. On March 20th, China challenged the United Arab Emirates away. This is China's first shot in the first half ... except for the free kick-Han Qiaosheng's famous sentence.

3 1, "The occupation time is% to%"

32. (On the camera, a female fan waved sideways in front) Huang She must have seen herself in front of the big screen. Teacher Zhang, do you think this person is familiar with his profile? Zhang Jia is a female fan. When I am at home, I usually look in the mirror.

33. "The second half lasted minutes!"

34. "China's four young players are in Europe ..." Fan Zhiyi has already said-Han Qiaosheng's famous sentence.

35. Quanxing team xx serves a corner kick, and Huandao team xx heads the ball!

36. "Turkish striker Hassan dares to dance Turkish ballet in front of Brazilians!"

37. "The goalkeeper returns the ball to the goalkeeper ..." Never said! -Han Qiaosheng's famous sentence

On March 38, China took the UAE by (Pu) ... (Yang Chen has left).

39. "I calculated the total number of goals scored and goals conceded in the first eight rounds, and I was surprised to find that coincidentally they were just as many." Never said it!

40. I saw batistuta of AC Milan break through Maldini, kick in the air and be saved by the referee.

4 1, Uruguay's style is very similar to Turkey at the junction of Asia, Africa and Europe.

42, AC Milan is like a computer, with a large memory, the size of Pentium II, but it doesn't run fast, probably infected with a virus. It seems that the head coach needs an anti-virus hard disk-Han Qiaosheng.

43. "Torricelli can't play because of injury, and Inter Milan's defensive strength is greatly reduced." At this time, teacher Zhang Huide next to Han pointed out that Torricelli was on the court. Never said it!

44. "Maybe everyone just turned on the elevator"-Han Qiaosheng

45. "The players of the two teams compete with each other on the court, and the coaches of the two teams also compete with each other off the court." I told you, no problem (greetings in the morning)

46. Now the game has reached the first minute of injury time.

47. From the first half of China's away game against UAE on April 4th to now, the UAE team's two shots were shot outside the doorframe.

48. Because the goldfish in the pool is shorter than the other team, its elbow touched the other team's face during the fight.

49. This is a famous saying of Dutch Korean referee Hiddink Han Qiaosheng.

50. During the live broadcast of Serie A and Inter Milan, Teacher Han hugged Zhang Lu for a while, and Zhang Lu was silly and happy for a long time. Then Lao Han told Wei Aili that Wei Aili is the most expensive player in the world now. There was a pause, and the tone was particularly alarmist. He said, "Nine trillion lira!" -Quoted from Han Qiaosheng