200-word English jokes and CET-6 (3 articles)

One day, the phone rang and a little boy answered it.

"May I speak to your parents?"

"They are very busy."

"Oh. Is there anyone else? "

"Police."

"Can I talk to them?"

"They are very busy."

"Oh. Is there anyone else? "

"Fireman."

"Can I talk to them?"

"They are very busy."

"Let me get this straight-your parents, police and firemen are all there, but they are all busy? What are they doing? "

"Look for me."

One day, the phone rang and it was a little boy who answered the phone. "Can I talk to your parents?" "They are very busy." "Oh. Is there anyone else? " "Police." "May I speak to them?" "They are very busy." "Oh. Is there anyone else? " "Fireman." "May I speak to them?" "They are very busy. Please tell me directly-your parents, the police and the fireman are all at your house, but they are all busy? What are they doing? " "Look for me."

It depends.-it depends.

One day, a doctor went to the store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoe counter, he asked the salesgirl, "How long can these shoes last?" One day, a doctor went to a shoe store and bought a pair of shoes. Before leaving the counter, he asked the salesman, "How long can these shoes last?"

"It depends. If you don't use it, these shoes will never wear out. " "It depends. If you don't wear them, they will never break. "

A few days later, the salesgirl fell ill and went to the hospital. As it happens,

The customers she served. After getting the prescription from the doctor, the girl asked, "How long will it take me to get better after taking the medicine?" A few days later, the salesman fell ill and went to the hospital to see a doctor. Doctors happen to be customers. The salesman took the prescription and asked, "How long will it take me to get well after taking this medicine?"

"It depends." The doctor replied, "If you don't use it, you will never get better." It depends. "The doctor said," If you don't take medicine, you will never get better. "

Officer Fang is a generous man. One day, he saw a little girl standing in the street. She cried and tears rolled down her face.

"Hello," he said to her. "What's your problem?"

The little girl looked up at him with tears.

"I lost my money," she said.

"Oh dear!" Fang police officer said. "How did you do it?"

"My wallet fell out of my pocket," said the little girl. "All my money is in it."

She has been crying.

"Never mind," Fang said. "Don't worry. It's not the end of the world. Tell me how much money you have in your wallet. "

"Ten dollars," said the little girl.

The generous policeman took out his wallet. He opened it and gave the girl ten dollars.

"Here you are," he said. "This is ten dollars. Now you can stop crying. "

But instead of stopping crying, the little girl cried even louder.

"What's the matter now?" Fang police officer said.

"I wish I had said I lost forty dollars," the little girl replied.

It's cute, isn't it?

The policeman is a generous man. One day, he saw a little girl standing in the street. She cried and tears ran down her face. "Hey," he said, "what's your question?" The little girl looked up at him with tears. "I lost my money," she said. Oh, honey. The police said. "How did you do it?" "My wallet fell out of my pocket," said the little girl. "All my money is in it." She continued to cry. "Nothing," Fang said. "Don't worry. It's not the end of the world. Tell me how much money you have in your wallet. " "Ten dollars," said the little girl. The generous policeman took out his wallet. He opened it and took out ten dollars for the girl. "Here you are," he said. "This is ten dollars. Now you can stop crying. " When the little girl stopped crying, she cried even louder. Now tell me what happened. The police said. "I hope what I said, I have lost forty dollars," the little girl replied. Lovely, isn't it?

A man went to church and started talking to God. He said, "God, what is a million dollars to you?" God said, "a penny", and then the man said, "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "One second", and then the man said, "God, can I have a penny?" God said "at once"

A man walks into a church and talks to God. He asked, "Lord, what does a million dollars mean to you?" God replied, "A penny." The man asked, "What about a million years?" God said, "One second." Finally, the man asked, "God, can I have a penny?" God replied, "Right away."

Four best friends met in the hospital because their wives were having a baby. The nurse came up to the first man and said, "Congratulations, you have twins." The man said, "It's strange that I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins." After a while, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to triplets." Men are like, "Well, strange, I'm the director of three musketeers." Finally, the nurse walked up to the third person and said

"Congratulations, you have twins x2." The man was very happy and said, "Ironically, I work for a hotel" for four seasons. "All three of them were happy until they saw their last partner jumping around, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work for 7-up!

Four good friends met in the hospital, and their wives were having a baby. The nurse came to the first man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to twins." The man said, "It's strange that I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins." After a while, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to triplets." Men like it very much: "Well, what a coincidence. I .. you got two pairs of twins. " The man said happily, "That's ridiculous. I work in the Four Seasons Hotel." All three of them were happy, but the fourth partner was as anxious as ants on hot bricks, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work in 7-up! "

Once upon a time, a stupid guy went to see a doctor.

"What's the matter with you?" asked the doctor.

"I have been broken!" , said the fool.

"What do you mean, broken capital?" The doctor was surprised.

Then, the fool pointed to his head and said, "Ouch! There is something wrong with my head. " After that, he pointed to his back and said, "Ouch, my back hurts." Then he touched his nose and said, "Ouch, my nose hurts" ...

The doctor thought for a moment and said, "There is something wrong with your finger."

Once upon a time, a fool went to see a doctor. The doctor asked him what was wrong. The fool said he was hurt all over. The doctor is confused. Then, the fool pointed to his head and said, "It hurts. I have a headache. " Then, someone pointed to his back and nose and said that he was injured.

The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Your finger hurts."

A man went to church and started talking to God. He said, "God, what is a million dollars to you?" God said, "a penny", and then the man said, "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "One second", and then the man said, "God, can I have a penny?" God said "at once"

A man walks into a church and talks to God. He asked, "Lord, what does a million dollars mean to you?" God replied, "A penny." The man asked, "What about a million years?" God said, "One second." Finally, the man asked, "God, can I have a penny?" God replied, "Right away."

Four best friends met in the hospital because their wives were having a baby. The nurse came up to the first man and said, "Congratulations, you have twins." The man said, "It's strange that I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins." After a while, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to triplets." Men are like, "Well, strange, I'm the director of three musketeers." Finally, the nurse walked up to the third person and said

"Congratulations, you have twins x2." The man was very happy and said, "Ironically, I work for a hotel" for four seasons. "All three of them were happy until they saw their last partner jumping around, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work for 7-up!

Four good friends met in the hospital, and their wives were having a baby. The nurse came to the first man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to twins." The man said, "It's strange that I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins." After a while, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to triplets." Men like it very much: "Well, what a coincidence. I .. you got two pairs of twins. " The man said happily, "That's ridiculous. I work in the Four Seasons Hotel." All three of them were happy, but the fourth partner was as anxious as ants on hot bricks, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work in 7-up! "

Hehe, one is more efficient than the other.

Canadian Osama bin Laden and President Bush were walking in the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it, and an elf came out and said, "I will grant everyone one wish, three in all." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer, so I hope the soil in Canada will be fertile forever." The elf said a spell and his wish came true. Osama looked surprised, so he wanted to build a wall around Afghanistan. The genie said a spell and his wish came true again. President Bush said, "Tell me more about this wall, Genie," and the Genie said, "It is 50 feet thick and 500 feet high, so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said, "Wow! That's a bridge ... full of water! ! !

Osama bin Laden, Canadians and President Bush were walking down the street and saw a golden lamp. They wiped the lamp and an elf appeared. The genie said, "I want to grant each of you one wish, three in all." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer, so I want to make the land in Canada fertile forever." The elf said a spell and his wish came true. Osama was surprised when he saw it. He wants a wall around Afghanistan. The genie said a spell and his wish came true again. President Bush asked, "Genie, please tell me about this wall." The genie replied, "The wall is 50 feet thick and 500 feet high, so nothing inside can get out and nothing outside can get in." President Bush said, "Wow! That's a bridge ... full of water! ! ! "

My child swallowed a bullet.

Young mother: "doctor, my baby swallowed a bullet." What should I do?

Doctor: "Don't let him point at anyone."

The young mother said, "doctor, my child swallowed a bullet." What should I do? "

The doctor said, "Don't let him point at anyone."

notes

1. Swallow a bullet.

Step 2 point: aim ...

allybaby

Once, two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down accidentally. He rolled his eyes and seemed to have stopped his fear. Another hunter quickly took out his mobile phone and called the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly, "First of all, you should make sure that he is dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone, and then he heard the hunter ask, "What should I do next?"

Two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them accidentally fell down and his eyes turned white, as if he had stopped breathing. Another hunter quickly took out his mobile phone and dialed the emergency number. The operator said calmly, "The first step is to make sure that your friend is dead." So, the operator heard a gunshot on the phone, and then heard the hunter ask, "What's the second step?"