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Composition on interesting family stories: Help dad put on makeup
Here’s the thing. Today, while my father was happy, my sister and I came up with the idea of ??performing a "sex change operation" on my father. Of course it's not real, it's just Dad dressed up as a lady. Look, the opportunity has come! My sister said to me: "Sister, dad is taking a nap, let's do it quickly!" I said mysteriously: "Don't be busy, wait until dad falls asleep." Listen, dad started to snore! I was secretly happy: God helps me!
My sister and I moved all the cosmetics my mother usually used to the bed, and the preparations were done. Well, where should I draw my father's eyebrows first? Yes, let's draw the eyebrows first. I picked up the eyebrow pencil and drew a deep line along my father's thick eyebrows. It’s time to apply the most representative thing, yes! It’s lipstick. I picked up the lipstick and smeared it on my father's thick lips. Unexpectedly, he turned around and fell asleep again. This time it was bad, the lipstick ran onto my face. I picked up the napkin my sister had prepared for me in advance and wiped off the excess lipstick. Just after wiping, I saw my father smiling playfully and saying to me in a soft voice: "Am I beautiful?" His actions shocked my sister and I who were working hard. I looked at my father and shook my head. I said dissatisfiedly: "It seems like something is missing?" "It would be nice if it were a little whiter..." Before my sister finished speaking, I suddenly woke up and said, "Go and get Fen Bing." Bring Fen Bing. I picked up the powder and spread it evenly on my father's face. After looking at it, I said, "This is much better." My sister suddenly said to me, "How about letting dad put on mom's nightgown?" I thought. : Mom seemed to have said that she didn’t want a nightgown and let Dad try it on. Dad said, “I have a day off anyway, let me have a taste of what it’s like to be a woman.” I gave her the necklace that Dad had bought for Mom before. Dad put it on his neck, and my sister took out a bracelet she bought at a stall and put it on his hand. I saw, yes, she looks like a beauty.
I pushed my dad to the side. The mother who was doing the laundry said in front of her, "The young lady is here!" When the mother saw her father, she couldn't hold back her laughter and said, "Hey, whose young lady is this?" "I am the eldest lady of the Wang family. I hope you can give me some advice," my father said in a high tone. "Don't dare." My mother responded. The conversation between them made my sister and I laugh.
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