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Are there any plays for middle school students to perform? Try to make them as short as possible (be civilized, not romantic, etc.) Urgent! ! ! !

Xiao Ling: Xiao Li, didn’t you feel anything was wrong during class today?

Xiao Li: No, what’s wrong? Nothing wrong?

Xiao Ling: I mean Xiao Lei...

Xiao Li: Oh! By the way, I remembered it when you said it. Something was wrong with Xiaolei today. He usually studies very hard, but today he always didn't listen carefully in class. I wonder what's wrong with him?

Xiao Ling: Yes! I asked him, but he hesitated and said nothing, was it...

Xiao Li: Cough! There must be something wrong with him.

Xiao Ling: But...what happened to him?

Xiao Li: How about we ask him later?

Xiao Ling: No! Let’s ask Xiaohu, they are neighbors and they are usually close, so he must know, yo, they are coming.

(Xiaohu and Xiaolei enter, Xiaoling and Xiaoli hide behind the cards)

Xiaohu: Leilei, don’t be like this, be happy, there is nothing you can’t get through, isn’t it... …

(Xiao Lei stops Xiao Hu)

Xiao Lei: Xiao Hu, please don’t be so loud, okay? I beg you, didn’t you promise to keep it a secret?

Xiaohu: But... what should you do about this?

Xiao Lei: Hey, I can’t help it. I really hope I grow up quickly so that I can...cough! No more talking, let’s leave quickly!

Xiaohu: Wait, Xiaolei, come on! Sit down, look, my dad just bought me a Transformer that can talk. Can I lend it to you to play with? Come on...

Xiao Lei: No... I don’t want to play.

Xiaohu: How about we go to my house to play on the computer together. Hey, my mom just bought me a set of the "Three Kingdoms" game. It's so fun.

Xiao Lei: I’d better not go, Xiaohu, sometimes I really envy you.

Xiaohu: I... Xiaolei, I'm sorry.

(Xiao Ling and Xiao Li came out from behind the sign)

Xiao Li: Xiao Lei, Xiao Hu.

Xiaohu: Why are you here?

Xiao Ling: We are waiting for you.

Xiaohu: Wait for us?

Xiao Li: Yes! Xiaolei, what happened to you in class today? What's going on at home?

Xiaohu: Their family...

Xiaolei: Xiaohu!

Xiaohu: Their family is fine, everything is fine.

Xiao Ling: No! Xiaolei, Xiaohu, we heard what you just said. There must be something going on at Xiaolei’s family! Speak up and we will all help you!

Xiao Lei: No! Xiaoling, our family is fine, thank you. Xiaohu, let’s go.

Xiao Li: Stop! Xiaolei, you used to study very hard, but recently you haven't been paying attention to the lectures. I think you were playing with Xiaohu all day long, and you were led astray by him.

Xiaohu: I...

Xiaolei: No! It's not Xiaohu's fault, it's my fault.

Xiao Ling: Why are you wrong?

Xiao Lei: I... -

Xiao Li: Look at the two of them hesitating, they must be up to no good!

Xiaohu: You are talking nonsense! It’s Xiao Lei’s family...

Xiao Lei: Xiao Hu!

Xiaohu: Don’t stop me. If you don’t say anything else, I’ll be choked to death! Xiaoling, Xiaoli, and Xiaolei's parents have all been laid off, and their lives are very difficult. A few days ago, his mother fell ill and was hospitalized for a week. Now they need an operation, but their family can't pay the operation fee. Xiaolei's father can't borrow money everywhere. Xiaolei is worried about his father!

Xiaoling, Xiaoli: This...

Xiaohu: You don’t know, Xiaolei has been in the hospital for two nights. He still insists on coming to school during the day, which is good.

If this continues, Xiaolei may not be able to pay his tuition fees next semester!

Xiaoling: Xiaolei, why didn’t you tell me earlier?

Xiaohu: Xiaolei is afraid that his classmates will laugh at him!

Xiao Li: How can this be possible? Xiaolei, don’t worry we will help you. What’s the shame in having your parents laid off! My mother is also a laid-off worker. Our family opened a restaurant and made more money than before. Besides...

Xiao Lei: Okay! Classmates, you all understand the matter. It’s time for me to leave. I still have to go to the hospital!

Xiao Ling: Wait! Xiaolei, if you go ahead like this, there is still nothing you can do. So be it! I have ten dollars here that my mother gave me. You can use it first!

Xiao Li: Yes! I still have twenty here.

Xiaohu: Yes! Why didn't I think of that? Xiaolei, this is what my grandfather gave me, one hundred, you can take it too.

Xiao Lei: Classmates, I can’t take this money.

Xiao Ling: Just take it!

Xiao Li: Yes! Even if you borrow it from us, will you pay it back in the future?

Xiaohu: Go! What to borrow? This is called sponsorship. Xiaolei, when I go back, I will ask my dad to sponsor more. He will listen to my mother in everything, and my mother will listen to me!

Xiaoling: Xiaolei, just take it! I will report this matter to the teacher tomorrow. We will mobilize teachers and students across the school to donate to you.

No matter what, you have to operate on your mother first! Xiaolei, take it!

Xiaoli, Xiaohu: Yes! Xiaolei, just take it! ah! (Music starts)

Xiao Lei: Classmates, thank you! Thank you! (Bow deeply)

----Chinese and English a boy and his tree

a long ago, there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.time went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.

One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked.

"come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy .

"i am no longer a kid, i don't play around trees anymore." the boy replied,

"i want toys.i need money to buy them."

"sorry,but i don't have money...but you can pick all my apples and sell them.

so,you will have money." the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples

on the tree and left happily.the boy never came back after he picked the

apples.the tree was sad.

< p>One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited.

"come and play with me ," the tree said.

"i don't have time to play .i have to work for my family.we need a house for

shelter.can you help me?"

"sorry,but i don't have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build

your house." so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.

the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then.

The tree was again lonely and sad.

one hot su

mmer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted.

"come and play with me!" the tree said.

"i am sad and getting old.i want to go sailing to relax myself.can you give

a boat?"

"use my truck to build your boat.you can sail faraway and be happy."

so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never

showed up for a long time.

finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years .

"sorry,my boy.but i don't have anything for you anymore.no more apples for

for you..." the tree said.

"i don't have teeth to bite." the boy replied.

"no more truck foe you to climb on."

"i am too old for that now. "the boy said.

"i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots." the

tree said with tears.

"i don't need much now, just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year"

the boy replied.

"good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. come,come sit

down with me and rest." the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled

with tears......

This is a story of everyone. the tree is our parent. when we were young, we loved to play with mom and dad……

when we grew up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.

no matter what,parents will always be there and give everything they could to make you happy.

you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how al

l of us are treating our parent.tme is too slow for those who wait,too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity.

Once upon a time, there was a huge apple tree.

A little boy likes to play under the tree every day. He climbed the tree, ate apples, took a nap in the shade... He loved to play with the tree, and the tree loved to play with him.

Time passed quickly, the little boy grew up, and he no longer came to play under the tree every day.

"Come and play with me." said the tree.

"I am no longer a child, I will never play under the tree again." The boy replied, "I want toys, and I need money to buy toys."

< p>"I'm sorry, I don't have money...but you can pick my apples and sell them for money, so you will have money."

The boy picked all the apples excitedly Came down and left happily. The boy didn't come back for a long time after picking the apples. The tree was very sad.

One day, the boy came back, and the tree was very excited.

"Come and play with me." said the tree.

"I don't have time to play, I have to work and support my family. We need a house, can you help me?"

"I'm sorry, I don't have a house, but you can Cut off my branches and use them to build your house." The boy cut off all the branches and left happily.

The tree was very pleased to see the boy so happy. However, the boy never came back for a long time. The tree was once again lonely and sad.

One hot summer day, the boy finally came back, and the tree was very happy.

"Come and play with me!" said the tree.

"I am not happy and I am getting older day by day. I want to go sailing to relax. Can you give me a boat?"

"Use my tree trunk Build your boat and you can sail to distant places happily." The boy cut down the tree trunk and made a boat.

He went sailing and didn't show up for a long time.

Finally, after many years, the boy finally came back.

"I'm sorry, child, I have nothing more to give you..." said the tree.

"I no longer have teeth to bite the apple." The boy replied.

"I don't have a tree trunk for you to climb." The tree said.

"I am too old to crawl." The boy said.

"I really can't give you anything anymore, except my dying roots." The tree said with tears.

"I don't need anything now. I just want to find a place to rest. After so many years, I am tired." The boy replied. Sketch script, resume cover, free movie

"Great! The roots of the old tree are the best place to rely on for rest. Come on, sit next to me and take a rest."

The boy sat down, and the tree was very happy, smiling with tears in his eyes...

This is everyone's story, the tree is our parents. When we were young, we would like to play with our parents. When we grow up, we leave our parents and only come back when we need something or are in some trouble. No matter what, our parents always support us and try their best to give us everything that makes us happy.

You might think that the boy was too cruel to the tree, but that's exactly how we all treat our parents!

(Ladies and getlemen. Good afternoon. Today I'll tell you a story. It is “Peter and the Wolf”.)

Peter: Good morning everyone. What a fine day! How beautiful the green lawn is!

Bird: Good morning, Peter.

Peter: Good morning, Bird.

Bird: It's a fine morning , isn't it! All is calm. All is beautiful.

Duck: I'm a duck, you see. Peter forgot to lock the door.

Now I'm free. How I want to have a good bath in the pool!

(Duck jumps into the pool.)

Bird: Hi! Who are you? You can't fly?

Duck: Aren't you a bird! You can't swim? You see. I can.

Bird: You are a fool.

Duck : I'm clever. You are a fool.

Bird: You are a fool.

Duck: I'm clever. You are a fool.

(At this time, a black cat is coming quietly.)

Cat: Yeh. They are quarrelling. So I have no trouble catching them. Look at me, please.

Peter: Take care, Bird. Be careful, Bird.

(So the bird flies away.)

Duck: You are a thief. Why don't you catch that bird?

Bird: You are a robber. Why don't you rob me?

Cat: Should I go to catch the bird? Should I?

I 'm afraid when I get there, the bird will fly away.

Grandfather: Peter, you see. It is very dangerous here. The duck is running into the pool. If a wolf comes, what should you do then?

Peter: I'm a young pioneer. I'm very brave. How can I dare a wolf?

(A few minutes later. A very big, crue

l wolf comes siletly.

The black cat runs away quickly.)

Cat, Bird: Oh,! Wolf!

Duck: Oh! My dear. The wolf is coming. Let me run quickly.

(How can a bird run so fast! Look, the wolf has caught the bird, and eaten him up.)

Wolf: How I am satisfied! But I still want to catch the bird and

the black cat.

(Now Peter and the grandfather see what has happened. They have a good idea now. )

Peter: Bird. Please fly over the wolf's head. You can fly around and around him. But you should be careful enough.

Bird: Wolf. Wolf. Can you catch me? You are a fool!

Can you catch me? Catch me!

(The wolf is so angry that he jumps up and down. At this moment.

Peter and his grandfather throw a rope and catches the wolf.)

Cat, Bird, Grandfather: Beat him. Beat him. Don't let him run away.

(At this moment. A group of hunters get to the forest. Listen, they are shooting at the wolf.)

Peter: Oh, no. Bird and I have caught the wolf. Don't kill him . Let him alive. Please help us to send him to the zoo.

Peter, Grandfather,Hunters, Cat, Bird: Oh! Oh! Let's go to the zoo. Let's go to the zoo.

Peter, Grandfather,Hunters, Cat, Bird: Oh! Oh! p>

(Now please look at the group: Peter, Grandfathe, Hunters,Bird and Cat. They are dragging the wolf and sending him to the zoo. How happy they are!)

Happy New Year's Day

A: Hello, happy holidays!

B: Huh? festival? What holiday? Is it your birthday? Congratulations! Get the red envelope!

A: What a mess! My birthday has passed early!

B: Oh, it turns out it’s not your birthday! So what day is today?

A: No, you don’t even know what day it is?

B: Why should I know? Is today important?

A: Of course! It is a festival for all of us.

B: Oh, I know, it’s National Day!

A: Ah, it’s not October 1st yet?

B: That’s Women’s Day! Let us wish all the mothers in the world a happy holiday together (singing: Mom, oh, mom, dear...)

A: Wait wait, wrong again!

B: Is that Labor Day?

A: (laughing) Wouldn’t the 3-day holiday on May 1 make you stupid? (Touch the other person’s forehead)

B: Go, go, go, you’re stupid What! Isn’t it New Year’s Day?

A: Ah! Are you kidding me? ! ! !

B: If I don’t play tricks on you, how can your classmates laugh?

A: Ah! Am I becoming a clown?

B: Look at your figure, isn’t it a clown, is it an elephant?

A: Okay, okay, it’s a big holiday, I don’t know the same as you anymore! Let us wish all teachers and students a happy holiday together!

B: That’s good, but I don’t have time!

A: Ah! What are you busy with?

B: The school has activities during the day, how can we do it without me?

A: What about tonight?

B: What do you think I am doing?

A: It’s a rare holiday, so I’ll definitely watch TV!

B: Vulgar! Your level is too low!

A: Ah, you have a high level. How high are you?

B: You’re welcome, I’m just high enough to be on TV.

A: Ah! You are a star! Disrespect, disrespect!

B: It’s nothing, I just occasionally act in a show or something, it’s rare to show my face on the screen! Actually, you can do it too!

A: Me? Can I?

B: Of course! Let all young friends take a look: Look at this little head, it’s smarter than the smart Ikkyu, Look at this little mouth, it’s prettier than the flower fairy, Look at these little eyes, it’s more beautiful than Crayon Shin-chan’s...

A: Please, stop talking. Besides, I am almost becoming Japanese!

B: Anyway, she is a super little beauty!

A: Don’t be ridiculous. I have to ask you first.

B: If you have anything else to ask, it’s just you!

A: How can I not be so good? It makes people blush! However, usually, people call me Chibi Maruko-chan.

B: (Secretly: Is she Chibi Maruko-chan? I’m also Watermelon Taro!)

That’s great! I really found the right person today. Come on, let's go to the TV station quickly. (Pull with hands)

A: Hey, hey, don’t pull me yet!

B: We have to hurry!

A: The TV station is not owned by your family. You are a big star. Who will let me in as a primary school student?

B: Oh, judging from your tone, do you not believe me?

A: That’s right, we, a primary school student, can go on TV if he wants to. Then, haven’t Cecilia Cheung and Nicholas Tse lost their jobs long ago? I guess they didn't even let me in through the front door.

B: Then let’s talk to the guard uncle!

A: Please tell me? Do you want me to be like a child begging on the street and say, "Uncle, have mercy on me, please pull me in, I will die if you don't let me in!"

B: Then They are being used by bad people, we don’t have to be so miserable!

A: What should we say? Let’s just say: "Uncle, please let us in! We are not young anymore, we are over 20!

B: Huh? Over 20?

A: Yes, two people together!

B: Do you still think he has Alzheimer’s disease?

A: Then say: “Uncle, let me in. Can I just give you a big bottle of Wahaha? After drinking my Wahaha,

eating tastes delicious.

Mom, I want—baby, ha, ha!

B: Look at you, you’re not famous yet, so you’re starting to do advertising like celebrities! Let me tell you, there is no need for this!

A: Can you really get into a TV station?

B: Nonsense, let me tell you, we are the host of the New Year’s Day party today!

A: Hey! Can we also be a host?

B: Of course, why not? My hair is longer than that of Li Yong, and my Mandarin is 100 times better than that of Liu Yiwei. Why not?

A: So what should we do this year?

B: Listen to me this year.

A: Huh? Are you still the chief director?

B: That’s not true! Last month, I extensively solicited opinions from my classmates and wrote a letter to the TV station,

Explaining our thoughts and ideas in detail, oops! Guess what, people actually adopted it!

A: Really?

B: They all praised me for my courage to participate, and said that I have a sense of reform and an innovative spirit, which is amazing! A small person has a big ambition!

A: Wow! Students, let’s give our big star some applause!

B: (Taking out a sausage from his pocket as a microphone) Thank you, thank you! Everyone’s applause! I must do better than Sister Ju Ping!

A: Hey! It really looks like that!

B: (Took a bite) Ha! It tastes great!

A: Cough, cough! Why did you eat it first? Let’s talk about how to hold the “June 1st” party!

B: The overall idea is this: the large studio should be decorated into a beautiful fairy tale world. There is a forest of birds, colorful wooden houses, exotic flowers and plants, glass palaces, and various large building blocks, which sparkle with wonderful auras and colors under the changing computer lights.

A: It’s so beautiful!

B: Add in the classic children's songs from all over the world, and it's really poetic!

A: The stage must be very beautiful, right?

B: Of course! They are all the best plans selected from the designs of small painters from all over the world, and then combined together,

Wow! That's simply beautiful! It’s easy to get lost if you’re not careful!

A: What are the programs at the party?

B: Wow! That would be wonderful! Let me first introduce the cast.

A: Who is there?

B: Here is the chorus "Ode to the Motherland" played by 100 young actors, featuring heroes from hundreds of patriotic films.

A: OK! Carry forward the tradition of patriotism and strive to revitalize China!

B: Here are Sun Wukong, Snow White, Ma Liang, Little Sanmao, Flower Fairy, Calabash Baby, Black Cat Sheriff, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Smurfs, Transformers, Doraemon A large-scale song and dance show performed by famous Chinese and foreign cartoon actors such as A Meng and Crayon Shin-chan - "Our Unique Festival".

A: OK! Symbolizing the World Children's Festival!

B: What is performed on the stage are small chorus, small ensemble, small dance, sketch, small acrobatics, small martial arts, small cross talk, small play,

Little magic, small games... everything. .

A: It’s so rich!

B: There are also young reporters interviewing the top ten teenagers; the young host invites our aerospace hero, Uncle Yang Liwei, to meet with you;

The children work hard day and night for our healthy growth. Parents, teachers, and children’s art workers send flowers to express their gratitude!

A: Yes! It should, it should!

B: We also invite representatives of children from poor areas to come on stage and accept our holiday gifts and wishes.

A: We hold hands and are heart to heart.

B: Little calligraphers, little painters, little photographers, little poets and little inventors will perform on the spot!

A: The program is so rich!

B: Yes, the applause at the scene must be louder than the snoring!

A: Who are the guests invited to the party?

B: All the leaders and celebrities from all over the world are here! Even UN Secretary-General Annan is here.

It is a pity that three important figures are missing.

A: Who is missing?

B: President George W. Bush of the United States.

A: This old boy’s airs are really big!

B: What! The war in Iraq has set their backyard on fire, and they are desperate.

How can you still be in the mood to play with us?

A: Who else is there?

B: Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein!

A: His house is also on fire?

B: Your house is on fire! Our Comrade Lao Sa is on trial at the International Court of Justice! Besides, George W. Bush wouldn’t allow him to come!

A: Hey! How pitiful! Then who is the other one?

B: That’s the famous terrorist boss - Bin Laden!

A: It should be bin Laden, right?

B: Anyway Same.

A: What happened to him?

B: He is currently hiding in a cave. He doesn’t dare to answer calls and doesn’t know the address when writing letters!

We really don’t know how to contact him!

A: He’d better not come!

B: Why?

A: If he comes too, there will only be two people left in such a big studio!

B: Where have everyone gone?

A: As soon as they saw Laden, they all ran away!

B: Then why is there another one?

A: That’s the big star!

B: Who is it?

A: Isn’t he the host who is not afraid of death?

B: Ah! It's me! ! !

A: If not you, who else?

B: I won’t do it! I'd better run quickly!

One day, the teacher walked into the classroom, and the students stood up and shouted: "Good morning, teacher!"

The teacher said angrily: "Just good morning? What about me in the afternoon? Is that possible? Isn’t that good?”

So the students shouted again: “Good afternoon, teacher!”

The teacher said: “Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let’s practice like this. , let me say something loudly. Start now."

Teacher: "The weather is very good today."

Student: "The weather is bad today." >

Teacher: "The sun is shining everywhere."

Student: "There are clouds everywhere."

Teacher: "Young."

Student: " Old."

Teacher: "Stand."

Student: "Lie down."

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road." < /p>

Student: "There was a young man lying down on the road."

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar."

Student: "I lost a dollar Money."

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher."

Student: "I lost a dollar and stole it from the teacher."

< p>Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!"

Student: "That's right, you should say it like this!"

Teacher: "This is not okay, this is illegal!"

p>

Student: "This is okay, this is legal behavior!"

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher says is correct!"

Student: "Listen Our teacher said everything is wrong!"

Teacher: "You are stupid."

Student: "We are smart.

"

Teacher: "Stop! ”

Student: “Continue!” ”

Teacher: “Stop now!” Stop talking! ”

Student: “Let’s continue now! More to say! ”

Teacher: “You stupid pigs, I say stop!” ”

Student: “We are all geniuses, we say continue!” ”

Teacher: “You listen to the teacher!” ”

Student: “Teacher, listen to us! ”

Teacher: “Students must listen to the teacher!” ”

Student: “Teachers must listen to their students!” ”

Teacher: “Stop practicing now! ”

Student: “Now let’s continue practicing!

Teacher: "Are you done?" ”

Student: “We have a beginning and an end! ”

Teacher: “Then stop!” idiot! ”

Student: “Then we should continue!” genius! ”

....Then the teacher walked out of the classroom angrily holding the book in his arms