A humorous joke that inspires people.

People who love to laugh will never have too bad luck, because laughter can make people full of positive energy and let them face setbacks and forge ahead. Here, CJ collects humorous jokes that inspire people and make you laugh every day.

A humorous joke that can inspire people;

1. One night, it was a physics evening study. When the teacher was having a spat on the podium, he suddenly rushed in front of my female classmate in the back row and confiscated the comic books in his physics book on the spot.

The whole class froze and exclaimed that the teacher had cultivated a pair of perspective eyes.

Who knows the teacher spoke on the spot: physics book, I want to cry when I look at it, and she laughs when she looks at it! ?

2. In the primary school Chinese class, the Chinese teacher said a famous saying that tolerance is great.

Xiao Ming stood up and asked? Teacher, who is Rong Rong? ?

The teacher said: You go out. ?

3, the application problem, the kind of conditional redundancy. The teacher taught a female classmate and never understood.

The math teacher was furious and shouted, there are three people and two pigs in your family. How many pigs are there in your family? ?

That female classmate weakly said five heads! Suddenly the whole class was boiling. . .

4. Once, a new teacher saw A sleeping in class and taught A a lesson in front of the whole class. . .

After the teacher left, he felt humiliated. In order to save his dignity, A disdainfully said: Newcomers don't know the rules They will be all right in a few days. ?

Inspiring humorous jokes 2:

1, I am not a scholar, but my parents forced me to come. The examination questions are as deep as the sea, and the eggs and ducks are rolling in.

2, when I look at the examination paper, my eyes are blank, I can't think much, my limbs are weak, my five internal organs are burning, my mind is distracted, and I am attacked on all sides, which is very painful!

3. Eyes during the exam: (? _? )(? _? ) (? _? )(? _? ) Here comes the teacher: (? _ ? )

There are many small restaurants near the school. The supply of restaurants here is calculated according to the size, such as large portion of 7 yuan, medium portion of 6 yuan and small portion of 5 yuan.

So waiters often shout when delivering food from the kitchen. Big portion! Whose? Big portion?

Someone always answers:? My shit! ?

If you can't find a girlfriend on campus, please don't think that girls are money worshippers and don't like your poverty. Please don't think that girls are powerful, don't value your background, and please don't think that girls are short-sighted and can't see your efforts and bright future. Campus is not as dark as society, and the girls on campus are just children. They just don't like your ugliness

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Mathematics is fire, lighting the lamp of physics; Physics is a lamp that illuminates the road of chemistry; Chemistry is the road, leading to the pit of biology; Biology is a pit for burying science students.

Classical Chinese is a fire, which lit the palace lantern of history; History is a lamp that illuminates the road of society; Society is the road to the abyss of philosophy; Philosophy is a pit, burying liberal arts students.

Horizontal batch: youth cemetery

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