Who can tell jokes, can tell jokes, can make me laugh high.

The spider is going to marry the bee. The spider asked his mother, "Why should I marry a bee?" Mother Spider said, "The bee is a bit nagging, but at least she is a stewardess." The spider said, "I prefer Miss Mosquito." Mother spider said, "don't mention the little nurse." Last time my mother was sick and gave her an injection, she gave her edema. "

Father and son

A man knocked down a strange old man on a motorcycle in downtown! That man was scared out of his wits! More and more people are watching! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and cried in tears: "Dad, wait for me, I'll find a doctor for you!" " "After that, he ran. The old man struggled and shouted angrily, "Come back!" "Everyone expressed their feelings:" This son is really filial! "

Come on, call mom.

When a male colleague was joking with a female colleague, the man accidentally sprayed perfume into the woman's eyes and the woman burst into tears. The man said nobly, "Nothing, I will support you all my life!" " It happened that the man's girlfriend came to pick him up from work and heard this sentence at the door. Without waiting for his girlfriend to speak, the man decisively pulled his female colleague to his girlfriend and said, "Come, call mom!" " "

Mother-in-law praises son-in-law

Mother-in-law takes an examination of three sons-in-law. First, I invited my eldest son-in-law to take a walk. When I crossed the bridge, I suddenly jumped down. My eldest son-in-law was rescued by diving, and my mother-in-law gave him a Guangben car. The mother-in-law was also like this, testing the second son-in-law and being rescued. The injured second son-in-law gave an Audi. She tried her third son-in-law, but she couldn't swim and couldn't save her. Her mother-in-law drowned. The next day, my father-in-law gave him a Mercedes! -Resources are organized in the network.