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Introduction of Li Yunlong's Classic Lines and Li Yunlong's Classic Lines

1, I guess the gatehouse is a hard bone to chew. Even if I break my front tooth, I will bite it open before the Japanese reinforcements arrive!

I want to die like a man. I can't die like this, I will die on the way to the charge.

3, what a fucking elite, Lao Tzu is an elite. What bushido? I played Bushido.

4, no assists, all fucking main attack. Now our strength is eight to one, and I have never fought such a rich battle in my life, which will make us start the world and return to the landlord. Third battalion commander, don't crack your mouth like a lotus flower, and change the assist into the main attack. No guns without people. Changing the word will give me a murderous look, refreshing.

If you want me to make my own weapon, no problem. You cannot restrict my freedom. You should always have autonomy! It's unreasonable to ask me to be a good boy and find a way to make weapons by myself and limit my autonomy!

I won't regard this breakthrough as a breakthrough. What is this? As an attack, attack the enemy.

7. I will die like my grandfather. I can't die like this, I will die on the way to the charge. Bringing a mother gun to a gentleman in Chu will make people laugh.

8. It is said that devils have two kinds of bayonet fighting skills, but I don't believe this evil. He has two shoulders and a head. The devil is a fleshy man, and you have to wear a hole to get a big knife into it. Even if I see the devil, I can shave off my beard!

9. If I don't take revenge, I swear I won't be a man in Li Yunlong! Pass my order, the first battalion will gather!

10, I have a heart, I have a liver, and I have feelings!