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"My Foolish Mother" reading questions

Yesterday, the auditorium was packed with parents of children. The winning children came on stage one by one to read their articles.

At the beginning, I always heard the children reading "My mother is the greatest and best mother in the world". The same content really made people want to doze off. I planned in my mind that I would listen to a few children reading aloud and then leave first. Unexpectedly, the first words of the next girl on stage shocked me. She first read the title of the essay loudly in a clear and melodious voice and introduced herself. "My Mother is a Fool" (The audience burst into laughter) Chen Xiaohua, Class A, Grade 5

My mother is a real fool. She often does the wrong thing. My mother often washed clothes and cooked at the same time. Several times, she went to dry the clothes in the middle of cooking, and the soup in the pot overflowed. In order to turn off the fire, she got nervous and threw all the clothes on the ground that had not been hung on the bamboo poles. As a result, the clothes were stained, the pot was knocked over, and both sides were a mess. At this time, my idiot mother would apologize to my father with a funny expression and a red face: "I'm so bad, I'm sorry, I will pay attention next time!" And my father would smile and reply: "You are so stupid. "However, I thought the father who said this was also a fool. (Laughs) One morning, when everyone was having breakfast, my father suddenly ran out of the room in a panic, putting on his coat and tie. While looking for his briefcase, he found it and said, "Oh, no, it's too late!" and ran out of the door. "Don't worry, he will be back soon." Mom was quite calm. As expected, my father came back not long after, and scratched his head in embarrassment and said: "Look, I was so busy that I forgot that today is Sunday, haha..." This is what I said about my father. Also the reason for being a fool. Of course, I, who was born to such a father, cannot be smart. My brother is also a fool. Everyone in my family is a fool. (laughing) But I... (the audience suddenly fell silent) I like my idiot mother very much. I like her more than anyone else in the world. (Many mothers in the audience couldn’t help but take out their handkerchiefs to wipe their tears.) When I grow up, I will become a woman like my idiot mother, marry a man like my idiot father, have children, and then raise children like me. The idiot sister and the idiot brother who are like younger brothers have become a warm and happy family like my current home. Please fool mom, please stay healthy and wait until then. (Everyone shed tears)

After the little girl finished reciting, I saw clearly that she was a female student wearing a school uniform, a red sweater, and two pigtails. She walked off the stage amidst tears, smiles and applause, with a surprised expression on her face, and then ran to the "idiot mother" who was crying for joy.

1. The language is simple, sincere, touching and contagious. The language is humorous and has a touch of warmth, making people feel the warmth and mutual love of this family.

2. The little girl’s expression was surprised because she received a lot of tears, smiles and applause; and also because she saw her mother and did not expect her mother to come.

3. Enlightenment: Writing a composition does not necessarily require gorgeous rhetoric, but more requires simple and sincere words to express one's emotions. To write a good composition, you need to observe the details and some emotional interactions in life to find the moving parts.