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Begging the female host to secretly love the text
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Li Li has a scar on her palm.
Cut off the career line, lifeline, love line.
This is the scar left by Pei Shangxuan, which can never be erased.
Fifteen years later, Pei Shangxuan finally fell in love with Lili.
However, her love for him was gone.
It turns out that love is not a migratory bird, it has gone and never returned.
(I love this article, 15 love, although the man finally understands his feelings for the woman, but. . . The ending is. (although this article ends with be, it is strongly pushed)
"Black and White" junius
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One day, Sue appeared in front of me with a piece of paper and handed it to him secretly, saying, "You made this multiple-choice question, so let me help you pay attention to which girls around me meet your requirements."
At that time, Yi Xu was about to go out and took a look at the newspaper. What kind of girl do you like? As soon as the corner of his mouth was lifted, he put on his coat, took the pen from Sue, checked it at random, returned the paper to Sue, and went out.
Two minutes after leaving, Sue's heart calmed down. She got up the courage to open her eyes and saw the option marked in black ink: silly girl type.
Many, many years later, Sue should also think of it and feel depressed. She cursed Yi Xu while he was asleep: You are a silly girl! Your whole family is stupid!
This article is warm, the woman is cute and the man is a little black ~ In fact, this article is quite famous ~
Very sweet ~
The Queen of Ten Years
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The mistake is not that you have a crush on a handsome guy, but that you want to confuse someone.
The mistake is not that you want to get a handsome man, but that you get one but find the wrong person.
The mistake is not that you want to hook up with a handsome man or the wrong person, but that she doesn't know another innocent handsome man yet.
It's not like she doesn't know how to hit on someone else by mistake. But when we meet again ten years later, she still doesn't repent.
Yu, an unmarried poor old woman, accidentally hooked up with an innocent handsome man when she was 18 years old.
Ten years later, the handsome boy thought, it's my turn to hit on you this time, little round face, go to hell!
I like this article very much. The first thing women like is not men, but men's good friends, but they are misunderstood by gorgeous. This is a beautiful misunderstanding. The man always thought that the woman liked him and moved his heart inexplicably. Ten years later, he still couldn't forget the reunion of the woman. The man knows that the woman doesn't like himself, but also likes her more ~ of course, she is happy in the end.
Ending ~
Time friction fracture
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He is such a boy, pale, unsociable and gloomy, but full of talent.
/kloc-Song Jian 'an 0/0 years ago, handsome and gentle.
In front of him, she thought that love was thousands of miles away from her.
After him, she gradually believed that love had passed her by.
This is my great love ~ crazy about this article. It's a secret love between men and women ~ push hard! ! !
Jin Ziwei from Momo Qian Xing
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At the wedding, the bride scratched her head and said, "Actually ... I have had a crush on him for more than ten years ..."
The guests were in an uproar and persistent!
The men looked at the groom enviously and said to themselves, "Dude, I'm so lucky. If such a woman shows me her mind, I will raise the white flag within one year. " . Or are you malicious? You persisted for more than ten years without surrendering. You are a successful person with strong concentration!
At this time, the innocent groom also spoke: "Actually ... I also secretly loved her for more than ten years ..."
Wow! The audience was stunned! What is this oolong? Secret love game? You can't play for more than ten years! Who are these two people? No wonder we can be together!
This article is warm and loving, not abusive, but also a secret love between men and women ~ it is very warm to say ~
"Old Year" balance.
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In the old days, some lost feelings
Maybe I have forgotten.
Maybe it's far away from each other.
However, at the moment of meeting.
There will still be tears in my heart
Continues today
That elegant smile became clear.
That meticulous gentleness is hard to refuse.
Who said it wasn't you?
Who said it wasn't you?
In this frosty world of mortals
Only you are as warm as the sun.
In fact, this article can be regarded as the secret love of the hero and heroine, but both of them are particularly uncomfortable. They liked each other but refused to say it, so they missed many years. Fortunately, they finally decided on each other's minds.
"Silly Xiaoqing" revolves around the beam for three days
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There is such a person in this world,
She has her own dreams,
Work hard silently,
I hope I can catch up with that person one day,
She is stupid,
I don't know how to turn even if I meet beautiful scenery along the way.
Is such a stupid person,
Work hard, persist,
Finally, I also ushered in my own happiness.
The woman has secretly loved the man for many years and even fought for him. This is a very strong hostess, strong enough to make people feel distressed ~ push!
Everyone knows that I love you. The flute under the moon
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Love or being loved, which is happier?
Hope is slim, should we stick to it?
My love for you is well known. Do you really know?
The copywriter is incompetent. In short, this is a story about watching.
I love the words of the flute under the moon ~ In the text, the female host secretly loves the male host, and the male host has always regarded the female host as a good buddy, even called her wife, which is a bit abusive, but what is the ending, and the quality can be guaranteed. !
You used to live in my heart, Ning He.
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She once said, "If I were you, I would never meet a doomed Yang Guo in my life!"
However, it wasn't that enemies didn't get together, but she met him after all.
Ignorant childhood, he is her nemesis.
In the long years of growing up, I don't know when the sharpness of the needle tip on the wheat awn has become a secret and unknowable feeling, which is deeply hidden in the bottom of my heart, fermenting, transpiration, metamorphosis and entanglement.
Stepping into youth, he is surrounded by countless pairs of girls' eyes, and the stars are holding the moon, such as in the clouds;
And she is just an ordinary girl who knows nothing about everyone.
She is not qualified to say to him: three years later, I want to go to the same university as you.
And his clothes are like snow, and his back stands straight in the empty background, watching her pitch the height of all beings.
She can only pray in her heart, "wait for me. Although I woke up too late, I tried my best to catch up with you. "
The sunset that summer has never been so dazzling. Shen Ziyan shouted at the infinite sky, "I'm going to Beijing!" "
Women hate men at first, and men don't like women very much. Later, the two had an unpleasant contact, but they had feelings for each other. The two stubbornly refused to talk and misunderstood each other for many years, but they finally came together. Push ~
Mi Yue, you are a song in my heart.
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You are a song in my heart.
Only I know the melody and lyrics.
A little sweet, a little sour, a little weak. ...
Unexpectedly, one day, it will become a love song duet.
The woman has had a crush on the man for a long time. In the best time, the female host secretly loved the unruly male host, met the male host on a graduation trip, and finally revealed her feelings during bungee jumping. Appreciate that the hostess likes her ~ What's the ending ~
The photo of the years is like this.
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In this life, even meeting one side is a luxury.
How can I save it for so many years?
"If I can, I will remember you all my life."
"I will tell you this answer for the rest of my life."
Wen, who has love, has liked this pure love since high school ~ How rare it is to be able to fall in love after reunion ~ Push ~
If this is love, a wise life
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If a secret love can last for 22 years, then this person is absolutely crazy. I use my fingers to calculate, even my toes. In the end, I happened to be that crazy person. I have been chasing that figure, although I always knew that figure would never belong to me. Ask me why? Oh, because of two words: gap. So, when this secret love is over, it's time for me to quit.
In fact, I suddenly found this article very inspirational and admired the hostess. Waiting for a secret love for 22 years is not easy ~
JQ Siqi Tangqiao Lausanne
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"Classmate, I have a crush on you for a long time!"
For the love affair on the tip of the graduation tail,
Heroically ran to find the confession of the little white face for a long time!
Shortly after Shen Xiao became addicted to Swing's gentlemanly temperament, she found herself wrong.
The image of sven handsome boy she was obsessed with collapsed at the moment he said that to her!
The goods are not affected! What an animal!
Nima, a child who is easily deceived by appearances, was a broken-winged Orleans roast chicken in her last life! I can't afford to get hurt!
In fact, this article feels that men have a crush on women, and their bellies are black! ~ this article is warm and innocent, with funny elements ~
"Who is who?"
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From beginning to end, he only said to Xuan Lang, "See? The ring will go. " But always smiling, he has a pair of slightly melancholy, gentle and quiet eyes and a fresh smile.
A woman is an adult when she likes a man, but her feelings will never be expressed or hidden. She doesn't know how much she likes this man. After not knowing the news of the man, she was confused and panicked. She waits downstairs where the man works every day. She doesn't know where the man works, but she is stubbornly waiting. The hostess is a silly girl, but she is so exciting.
"Who waits, whose years" Purple fish
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"You wait! I remember you! "
"remember! You remember that I am not once or twice! "
"I really remember this time! It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years! "
"Are you a gentleman? You are a woman, or the stupidest one among women! "
Childhood crush ~ is a very affectionate article ~ like a man ~
This life is dedicated to you, Zhu Jin.
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Wen has been secretly in love for so many years and has never dared to say. Because he has always regarded her as his sister.
Lu Ziang said to her when she went abroad: "After many years, if you are unmarried and I am unmarried, shall we get married?"
She just said casually as a joke, "Good!"
When she was most lonely, he returned to China, and the first sentence was, "Warm, get married."
He didn't call her, sister. ...
People say she got a big bargain, and she always thinks so. It was not until later that she discovered that this man had carved her in the last chapter of his life, which read: Wen, I am willing to dedicate my life to you.
The woman has secretly loved the man for many years, but she doesn't know that the man has always liked the woman ~
Wen Xin, why do I love you?
Copywriting:
I have never told you the truth. In my deepest love, you have always been there.
When she was young, she was the first performance of his love. He was the fuse of her first love. He made a clumsy gesture and she made a hostile defense. Holding the moon with one star, silent, and intertwined destiny lines, it is doomed to forget this world. She loved, left and became a butterfly. He missed it, but left it, turning love into a lonely wait. Meet again after many years. She found that his paranoid waiting has become Zhu Shazhi in her heart. It's just that wisdom is bound to hurt, and you can't live if you love too much. The deeper you get, the more afraid you are of injury.
Young he and she don't know that apart from love, they are separated by the clutter and sadness of the world. No matter how determined you are, you can't escape the drama of fate. After acquaintance, an era passed. All the people who should be lost have been lost. Will the people who should meet meet again? ...
I like this article very much. The man secretly loves the woman and always likes her, but he always can't express it clearly, which makes the woman mistakenly think that the man hates himself. When a man looks at a woman in love, he is extremely bitter and jealous. Affectionate men, in the face of a man with some inferiority, what their love will be like. Push! ! !
Divorce maniac is soft and far away.
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This is an escape story. Of course, it is also a completely stupid story. This article is full of exaggeration. The man is impure, the woman is vulgar, and the marriage is like rice. Those students who don't carry lightning rods with them, and those who are accidentally pointed out that they really accept incompetence, must be sure. Point x, don't look.
Xia Xiaohua is a truly tasteless and grandiose super nouveau riche, but this does not prevent her from setting high standards. She is beautiful and moving, and married the third generation son Nishino of Ye family, the most prominent aristocratic family in the upper class. However, if there is no OOXX with nosebleeds in the marriage, if the woman who broke out is not caught by the river crab. ...
Shameless as summer flowers, I can only hold my claws and shout: "Sister is not divorced, but lonely!" " "
Xia Xiaohua: I am not Chu, but I am a nouveau riche! Nishino, don't think you are the best in the world, you are the best beetle! I tell you, I don't love you anymore! Really don't love! I want a divorce! !
Facing a "species" who likes to shake his legs when eating, drools when sleeping, takes high-profile exaggeration as his motto, and his life is no different from that of a famous walking brand, it is definitely not a "cup of tea" for a noble son like Nishino, who pays equal attention to cultivation and temperament, to play his crab instinct calmly. It's just that it happened ... the cup of "tea" he left cold was unexpectedly delicious.
The picky turtle hair is like a three-leaf clover seal, so I have to nod: "Good tea!" "
Nishino: Xia Xiaohua, you are obviously interested in me. Because you love me, you died and asked me to marry you! If you don't cheat, why don't you say you don't love? With what? Did you get my permission? I let you down. I just accidentally picked it up and took a sip. You want a divorce? You never even asked me. Who told you not to love? Who, right, right? !
In fact, this is also a love affair ~ I also think it is a post-marriage article ~ In short, it is particularly beautiful, abusing women and men, and the language is humorous ~ strong push! !
Half blind date is empty.
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If you walk too much at night, you will encounter ghosts.
If you have more blind dates, you will meet acquaintances.
Copywriting is incompetent ~ ~ This article is warm and funny. The man liked the woman many years ago, and later the woman met the man on a blind date. In fact, everything is the plan of men in black ~ very good, like it.
Have a crush on sunflower sky blue cloak
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In the first year of unrequited love, Kui Ji asked, "Who are you?" I replied, "I'm Xia Lan, Xia Lan from Class One, and I like your Xia Lan. You must remember me! " "
In the second year of unrequited love, Kui Ji asked, "Who are you?" I replied, "I'm Xia Tianlan from Class 1, Grade 2. I know you but you don't know me. "
In the third year of unrequited love, Kui Ji asked, "Who are you?" I looked down at my toes: "I am a good friend of Si Xiaoqing, and I am blue in summer."
In the fourth year of unrequited love, Shen Nuo took my hand and said, "Would you like to be my girlfriend?" I looked at his white shirt, thought for a long time, and finally nodded.
In the fifth year of unrequited love, I was Shen Nuo's girlfriend, but I found that I still loved Kwai. I said to Shen Nuo, "Don't wear a white plaid shirt in the future. It doesn't look good on you at all. "
In the sixth year of Unrequited Love, Ji became a big star. I watched him become more and more out of reach, and my heart was sour. I have nowhere to tell my thoughts. Write down your feelings in the middle of the night-"unrequited love for seven years."
In Secret Love for Seven Years, Secret Love for Seven Years was adapted into a script, starring Ji. On the first day of official shooting, Kwai looked at me and smiled. "Are you Xia Lan from Class One?" I froze-does he remember me?
This article is generally good, but I always feel that the man's love is somewhat puzzling.
Hold the wrong hand and marry the right person.
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Chen Haiyue finally borrowed courage from God and extended her sinful hand to the man she secretly loved in full view!
Ye, just follow the girl ~ Teng Teng-
Twist a head to look at each other, and find the horror, nonsense, mistake, person and ending!
After a long time, the wrong person said to her-
At that time, my thought was, finally wait until your evil hand reached out to me.
In this article, the woman has a crush on a man, but she took the wrong hand and the wrong man when she confessed. The man has always had a crush on the woman ~ warm and funny ~
Hello, wife! Butterfly shadow under the moon
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He asked inexplicably, I have a car and a house, and I look good. What's wrong with it?
She replied that these are the advantages that men attract mistresses. What are the advantages?
He was ashamed at first, but later he reflected that I was still loyal. I can go to the kitchen under the hall, drive and make the bed. I will escort you when you go out.
When she heard this, she said bitterly, then I can't bear to abandon you.
The man secretly loves the woman, and finally gets the beauty back ~ relaxed and happy ~
Completely secretly in love with the aftertaste of Raiders 10
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Finding a secretary is cjay's biggest headache. He told his subordinates: you must not find a flower addict.
One thousand degrees of myopia is Yu Congcong's biggest headache. Wearing glasses every day is the worst. & gt& lt
What happened afterwards? Then she took a fancy to it.
What happened afterwards? Later, she felt that the secret love could not last, so she gave up on herself: "I, I secretly love you, so I want to resign!" " "
At that time, Cheng Yuanzheng leaned against the door of the general manager's office with a coffee cup and smiled innocently. "I know."
A man with a black belly has long seen through what a woman likes about him, but he doesn't hate it, but secretly enjoys it in his heart ~ warm text ~
Mad memory of Marry Lin An Shen
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Low-key, mysterious and talented.
This is the world's understanding of Lin Anyi.
As an assistant, Jane Lu actually knows only two points more about him than people outside.
First, Lin Anshen doesn't communicate with anyone. Whether it's language, eyes, body.
Second, Lin Anshen hates any sound. No matter the voice, singing, good or bad.
Introduction: Mr. Lin, male. Mrs. Lin, female.
Synopsis: A man and a woman, no cannon fodder, only a bit player.
The introduction is over!
You will understand, believe me.
Jane glared: no one can say that my husband is autistic! He is just quiet!
Lin Anshen: ...
Jane Lu raised her eyebrows: No one can get their hands on my husband's wife! He will be jealous!
Lin Anshen: ...
Jane Lu rested on her hips: No one can seduce my husband! He will make me jealous!
Lin Anshen: ...
It is said that the plot of this article's secret love is not profound, only for the man who has secretly loved the woman 10 years ~ Besides, I really can't stand Lin Anshen. . .
"Don't Talk about Acacia" Gu Xijue
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In this world, my best fate will come from your hands-this is my promise.
Copywriting is incompetent ~ ~ ~
A man has a crush on a woman, and her feelings will fade when she is injured. The man's deep affection can't let go of the woman, and the indifference of the woman makes the man crazy. Guda's writing style is guaranteed ~ ~ Push ~
Sweet and sour jiujiu
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Two embarrassing and melodramatic children, the story of flirting and anti-flirting = =!
This is a story of JQ and ambiguity, and it is also a story of sweet and sour coexistence.
I remember this article about 99 is also about unrequited love ~
Household bag of "grain waste wooden cooking mat"
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This is a history of blood and tears between losers and elites. ...
Loser! Narrow-minded loser, cute loser, loser who hates rich people, loser who steals food from the Internet every day, loser who gets paid every month but is forced to be poor. ................................... Oh, loser, why do you brush the president's food every day?
Elite! Black-hearted elites, stingy elites, elites who exploit people every day, elites who use imported wireless transmitters, elites who have money, elites who hate rich people, and elites who wish to be stabbed to death with forks ... howl, elites, why do you fall in love with waste wood?
Some white, entertaining ~ cheerful tone.
"Two little boys have guessed" Hua Zuo Bodhi ".
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At the age of five, Ding Yi met Shangguan Jinyan.
He is the bane of her childhood and the nightmare of her girlhood. She called him American imperialism, and Japan was two-faced.
She has the right partner and he has a beautiful face.
Hate is hate, like is like, what's the big deal? Just say it! Life is happy, so love should be happy. If there is melancholy and pain, it is only because people always grow up and always leave.
When this man was a child, he liked this woman. In fact, the woman also likes the man's words, warm words, and the book I bought. What a lovely cover ~
"Three Plums Outside Bamboo" is one white and one white.
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They are a pair of childhood friends, which sounds very good. .
Let's go , where is good?
She chased him for so many years to play games, and finally he patted his ass and left.
……
They are also a pair of childhood friends,
Yes . Little Red Riding Hood, who was trained as a dog by him since childhood, is so dull. .
Kiss, kiss, hug, do your best. .
What? His love. .
She just has a way of not knowing. .
What about the sensitivity he has cultivated over the years?
If she doesn't wake up,
Don't blame him for being a villain!
A small white article, warm childhood friends ~ two people secretly love. .
The promise of Jingyuan
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She is a proud and stubborn young lady, and her eyes are above everything else. She said: He shaves so well that I will never beat him and never know what he is thinking!
On the one hand, I am extremely dependent on him, on the other hand, I strongly resist. It's a miracle I'm not crazy!
He is a shrewd and calm man, blessed by heaven. He said: Everyone knows what I want except you.
I just want to love you, but I can't let you know, because you are a bad girl, and you will use my warmest feelings to coerce me to be proud when I am proud, smart when I am smart, and a marriage that is not optimistic is even more precarious. ...
This is an old article, but it is also a married article. The man is very affectionate and fell in love with the woman at first sight very early. However, the woman had a very loving boyfriend at that time and kept introducing her sister to the man. Men's love for women at first sight is finally revealed. A passionate man loves a woman, but she never knows.
"I was old when you were born." Fish who love to climb trees.
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When she was 27 years old, before his jersey was changed, she left her basketball and looked at her from head to toe with eyes that could light the 100 watt light bulb. She struggled for a long time, and finally she said to Qi Fei with tears and runny nose.
"Aunt, if you are not married at the age of 30, I will marry you."
She grabbed his clothes with a strong facial paralysis face and fanned her nose calmly. "Why?"
His mouth twitched. "Because no man has the courage to lay down his life to marry you except me."
………………
It still rings in her ears. She should have known from an early age that he was not a quiet character.
It was also on the night of her twenty-seventh birthday that she, who has always been as wise as her, unexpectedly embarked on the road of this mixed boy.
The man is seven years younger than the woman, and his brother and sister love each other. The man and the woman began to like the woman very early. The woman and the man are neighbors and take care of the man, so the man gradually has feelings for the woman. Looking at that man's love, he was so bitter and persistent. I like words very much ~ push ~
Memories of "the rabbit ran over the grass beside the nest"
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Xiao Tu's mother has a wish: when her daughter grows up, she can marry a white and clean Tang Sanzang as her husband, go to the hall and go to the kitchen, and eat him when she is bored.
But her mother never imagined that her daughter had been eaten by the refined Tang Priest before she could practice. TAT .
I found that this article was not pushed to everyone. There should be a lot of children's shoes that I have seen ~ It was also developed from childhood, and the male host Man Xiu added a black belly ~
Zi Fei Yu mu Hu po time
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After years of breaking up, they met unexpectedly in a city.
Man: "How are you?"
Woman: "Good"
Man: "How is he?"
Woman: "Good"
The woman asked, "How are you?"
The man replied, "Good."
Woman: "How is she?"
Man: "She just told me that she was fine."
Maybe the secret love component is not enough, but the text is good, and the man is deeply black ~
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