Jokes about nurses

I have a very interesting story. . . . . . . .

C jun went to the hospital for circumcision, and when he shaved his hair (pubic hair should be shaved before circumcision), he was a beautiful nurse and an adult.

Man, he's so excited. When he saw beautiful MM carrying his things, his mind must be crooked and his brain crooked.

The penis "rubbed" and stood up. It is a normal physiological reaction to stand up when making this preoperative preparation.

Yes, it's just that Mr. C finally ejaculated, which made the nurse's hands and clothes all over, and the nurse trembled with anger.

I said to myself, "Look what I can do to you".

After the operation, Mr. C was hospitalized. The next day, nurse MM went to Mr. C's bed and pulled up the nurse's skirt, revealing her thighs and underwear.

Hey, do you think these underwear look good? When Mr. C saw it, his blood was boiling, and he only heard the following "snapping" sounds, which was terrible.

Yes, the line is broken. . . .

I had to push into the operating room to sew again, which was very painful. . . The next day, nurse MM came again and stood in front of Mr. C's bed.

Unbutton two buttons and the waves are rough? When he came out, he said to Mr. C, "Look at his figure."

Huh? ""pa "c gentleman is a string of voices, and explosive line. . . .

After the third suture, nurse MM came to bed C with two beautiful female colleagues.

Before. . . . . .

As for what happened, it is not clear. In a word, Mr. C stayed in the hospital for more than a month. it is said

The penis has been sewn up without dropping the needle. . . .