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Selected 86 sentences from the Lazy Sheep Quotations Collection
1. I don’t want to be a colonel. Can I be the squad leader of the cooking class? (Bullshit)
2. Happiness is to eat well enough to sleep
3. Once they were lazily sleeping in the wolf's den and said I had a nightmare again, it felt like I was with a wolf ***pillow.
4. So pitiful, if I am going to die, I will definitely be a dead ghost before I die.
5. Once he fell from a cliff and landed on the hammock where he had slept, and he said: "There are benefits to sleeping everywhere"
6. He had just escaped being tortured misfortune, and now he is struggling on the edge of life and death.
7. I don’t do anything because I want everyone to have the opportunity to use their strengths.
8. Xiao Huihui: Brother Lazy Yangyang, let’s sing!
9. Do you dare to kidnap the singer? My fans will not let you go.
10. "The big bad wolf, the big stupid wolf, can never defeat the Pleasant Goat, and has to serve the red wolf." (laughed after hearing this)
11. I am still smarter , let Pleasant Goat think of a way!
12. If you don’t want to play with me, I will play by myself!
13. Can you let the sheep sleep in broad daylight?
14. Why are you not letting people sleep on Sunday?
15. I feel bad when it rains, and I eat when I feel bad.
16. I don’t do anything because I want everyone to have the opportunity to use their strengths.
17. Uncle Big Wolf, do you just have the heart to eat me?
18. Lazy Sheep: If a monster comes, call me right away, but I don’t need to listen to music when sleeping. Slow Sheep: Wait a moment and a natural phenomenon will appear on this apple. Do you know what it is?
19. If you don’t eat me, I’m leaving, little cutie.
20. Every year at this time, I have to think about it for a long time. This is undoubtedly the most painful moment in my life.
21. Boiling Sheep fell into the hole. After being rescued by everyone, he ran away angrily: Why are the people here digging holes randomly? So unethical! ?
22. I haven’t been reunited with my potato chips, chocolates, and candies for a long time.
23. When Lazy Sheep was arrested: "Why is it always me who gets hurt?? ?
24. I don't want to be a colonel, can I be the leader of the cooking squad?
25. An inch of time means an inch of gold. We should study hard and make progress every day.
26. The big gray wolf and the big stupid wolf will never be able to defeat the Pleasant Goat. Hongtaro.
27. I want to break the record of sleeping!
28. Needless to say, every pore of you exudes the aura of looking down on me.
29. Xiao Huihui: Then brother, you go to sleep, and I will sing to you to sleep.
30. I haven’t woken up yet (complaining). In this case, let’s take a nap first (ZZZ). ) Don’t hinder my sleep (crazy)
31. Happy days are days when you are full and go to bed
32. Pleasant Goat: If Big Big Wolf gets better, What will happen to you? Lazy Yangyang: Very sad, because this will not be fun.
33. Lazy Yangyang: Very sad, because this will not be fun.
34. , ?I will never come back! ?Half a minute later, he turned around and said:?I said I will never come back! ?
35. Pleasant Goat: What will happen to you if Big Big Wolf gets better? ?
36. Lazy Sheep is rolling on the ground: ?I’m so tired, so tired, I can’t walk! ?
37. I have a cute appearance, With a lovable expression, if something happens, someone will definitely come to save me.
38. If you all bully me, I will run away from home.
39. Pleasant Goat:? Lazy. Sheep, what will happen to you if Big Big Wolf gets better?
40. It’s too much. It’s not my fault that I’m fat.
Why should I be punished with long-distance running?
41. I am a lazy sheep. I like to read jokes, eat, and eat a lot of things. After eating, I have to go to bed and take a long nap. If I lie in and sleep too much, I will eat again. Sleep in.
42. Nuan Yangyang: Lazy Yangyang, you are getting fatter, go exercise! ?Lazy Yangyang:?I'm going to practice eating melons! ?
43. Now you are the short winter melon, and I am the tall winter melon.
44. Lazy Sheep sat on the ground and ate a lollipop and said: "As bad as Big Big Wolf!" ?
45. At Wolfsburg, after Pleasant Goat and Boiling Goat said: "Although we were not born on the same day, same year, same month, and same year, before we finished talking, Lazy Goat said: "We can also be eaten by wolves in the same year, same month, and same day!" ?
46. Uncle Big Wolf, do you like Little Lazy?
47. At Wolfsburg, Pleasant Goat and Boiling Goat finished talking: Although we were not born in the same year and on the same day. ?Before he finished speaking, Lazy Sheep said: ?You can also be eaten by wolves on the same day of the same year! ?
48. An inch of time is worth an inch of gold. We should study hard and make progress every day. Let's run towards the sunset together!
49. I also look forward to seeing my snacks and pillows again!
50. Uncle Gray Taro, do you just want to eat a cute girl like me?
51. The Big Big Wolf is coming, everyone, run away!
52. Lazy Sheep: ? Very sad, because this will not be fun?
53. Village chief, I admit that I am a little sheep without perseverance and perseverance. !
54. I also have a dream, and it is a great dream.
55. I haven’t been reunited with my potato chips, chocolates, and candies for a long time. (Bullshit)
56. You are all bullying me, I will tell the village chief to go.
57. Happy days are days when you are full and go to bed.
58. Uncle Big Wolf, do you have the heart to eat such a cute girl like me?
59. The big bad wolf, the big stupid wolf, can never defeat the Pleasant Goat, but he still has to serve the Red Wolf!
60. Can’t you take care of me now that I’m a girl?
61. Big bad wolf, big stupid wolf. Just can't beat Pleasant Goat. You still have to serve the red wolf.
62. Do you dare to kidnap the singer? My fans will never let you go!
63. I am cute and responsible. What mistake did I make?
64. Disgusting eggshells, disgusting preserved eggs, disgusting Pleasant Goat, disgusting Beautiful Goat!
65. If everyone dies, I will be very lonely!
66. Lazy Yangyang said to Big Big Wolf: "Uncle Big Big Wolf, do you like little Lazy? If you don't eat me, I will leave, little cutie."
67. He had just escaped the fate of being tortured, and now he was struggling on the edge of life and death.
68. "How pitiful. If I am going to die, I will definitely become a dead ghost before I die." All the sheep were sweating. whee.
69. I am also a useless sheep, and I am often laughed at by the boiling sheep and others.
70. Success is 99% genius plus 1% hard work.
71. Village chief, I admit that I am indeed a lamb without perseverance and will.
72. You are all bullying me, I will tell the village chief to go!
73. I am no longer a short winter melon, I am a tall winter melon!
74. Lalan wants to save Pleasant Goat and the others. He sings: "I am lazy. I want to eat, eat a lot of things. After eating, I have to sleep. I have a long nap. I sleep too much." Go eat again. "After that, the red wolf and the gray wolf kept hitting the wall.
75. I am a lazy sheep. I want to eat, eat a lot of things, and then go to bed after eating. I will take a long nap and sleep in. If you have more, go eat again.
76. Smart sheep will always have unexpected gains.
77. I’m afraid that tomorrow’s headline will be that we were caught by the Big Big Wolf!
78. Brother Frog, you should worship me as your teacher! I have a cute appearance and a lovable expression. When I am in danger, someone will always come to save me.
79. Mr. Big Wolf, I am going to be a father, please let me go!
80. Lazy Yangyang: No, I’m so sleepy, why should I sing?
81. I will not be like an ordinary sheep.
82. It doesn’t matter, I have already had a lot of experiences. Don’t worry, Pleasant Goat will save you!
83. Haha, now you are the short winter melon, and I am the tall winter melon! (It has become taller and is still called winter melon? Haha)
84. The village chief did not lie to me. Pies will not fall from the sky, only cakes will fall.
85. Why do we always have to do so much menial work?
86. If you want to eat, eat it quickly. Why torture others?
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