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Dad (also my father-in-law) touches his daughter’s thigh. Do you think this is normal?
Dad (also my father-in-law) touched her daughter’s thigh. Do you think this is normal?
This is something she and her father did wrong. When a girl grows up, she must pay attention to these things.
You can tell her and ask her to pay more attention in the future. Tell her you don't like this. Do you think this is normal?
Normally, my attack is higher than his, and the speed of destroying demons is increased by 24%. Maybe he also took auxiliary drugs. My father was hospitalized in my hometown and it was my uncle who took care of me. Should my father-in-law thank him?
The illness of a parent should be a matter of the son or daughter-in-law. Your father-in-law is a relative. Just meet your uncle and say thank you. Of course, it would be better to get some gifts. I’m going to meet my father-in-law during the Mid-Autumn Festival. I’m going to bring some red wine from Shengzhi. Do you think it will make my father-in-law feel respectable?
Of course, St. Zhi is so popular and has a good reputation. My father applies for the subsistence allowance. Why do I need my father-in-law to issue a certificate?
This is nonsense, the subsistence allowance is On a family basis, when the average family income is lower than the local minimum living standard, it can be included in the subsistence allowance, and *** will provide corresponding subsidies. It has nothing to do with your father-in-law.
Who is Zhuge Liang’s father-in-law’s father?
Zhuge Liang’s spouse is Huang Yueying
Zhuge Liang’s father-in-law, Huang Yueying’s father, is Huang Chengyan
Huang Chengyan’s father is Huang Yueying’s grandfather, which is the answer to the questioner
Historical records indicate that Huang Chengyan’s surname was Huang Mingrong and his given name was Chengyan. According to The Legend of the Condor Heroes, it can be inferred that Zhuge Liang’s father-in-law’s father’s surname was Huang Minggu
Personal name Huang Yaoshi, my father-in-law has rubber legs (bigfoot), how to treat it
This friend, elephant skin legs is one of the late symptoms of filariasis.
Treatment methods
Pathogen treatment
(1) The main treatment drug is Haiqunsheng (also known as diethylcarbamazine). Haiqun Sheng has a killing effect on both types of filarial worms. It is more effective against Filaria malayi than against Filaria bancrofti and against microfilariae than adult worms. The commonly used treatments for Haiqunsheng in China are 7-day treatment for Bancroft filariasis and 4-day treatment for Malay filariasis. After taking the medicine, patients may have allergic reactions due to the death of a large number of microfilariae, and may experience fever, chills, headaches and other symptoms, which should be dealt with promptly. In order to reduce the side effects of Haiqunsheng, Haiqunsheng medicinal salt is now widely used in prevention and control work. Taking it for half a year can reduce the positive rate of microfilariae in medium and low-endemic areas to less than 1%, and the side effects are mild.
(2) Albendazole, taken twice a day, can kill adult worms, but has no direct effect on microfilariae.
(3) In recent years, my country has successfully developed a new anti-filarial drug, furazine, which has a killing effect on both microfilariae and adult worms, and has good effects on both types of filarial worms. The efficacy against bancrofti filariasis is better than that of Haiqunsheng.
Symptomatic treatment
External treatment with traditional Chinese medicine has the effects of antibacterial and anti-inflammatory, promoting blood circulation and reducing swelling, softening and dispersing stagnation, and has unique curative effect.
For patients with elephant skin legs, use decoction to promote blood circulation and reduce swelling, fumigation and wash the affected limbs.
For acute lymphadenitis, regional care is provided to the affected parts, such as foot care, cleaning the infected parts, timely antibacterial treatment, and applying antifungal ointment to the feet every day. In addition to using Hai Qun Sheng to kill insects, patients with skin swelling on objects can also combine traditional Chinese medicine and mulberry leaf injection with bandage therapy or dry bandage therapy. For patients with scrotal elephantiasis and hydrocele, surgical treatment with hydrocele inversion can be used. For patients with chyluria, mild cases can heal on their own with rest; they can also be treated with renal pelvic flushing with 1% silver nitrate. Severe cases can be treated with microsurgery for lymphatic-vascular anastomosis, which can achieve better results.
For reference only! Why do you need to call your wife's father "father-in-law"?
Since ancient times, people have called their father-in-law and mother-in-law "father-in-law", "mother-in-law", "father-in-law", "mother-in-law" or "Taishan" or "Taishui".
"father-in-law" originally generally refers to an old man. "The Analects of Confucius - Wei Zi 18 - Father-in-law with a load of oats": "After Zilu came here, he met his father-in-law, and he held a lotus with a stick. Zilu asked, "Have you met the master?" The father-in-law said, "The four bodies are not diligent, and the five grains are not separated." , who is the Master! "Plant his staff and let him grow."
The words "Taishan" and "father-in-law" mainly evolved based on the "Hanshu-Xiaosi Zhi": "Big mountains and rivers have Mount Yue, and small mountains and rivers have Mount Yue-in-law." According to "Youyang Zazu", when Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty came to Mount Tai to enshrine Zen, Zhang Shuo was appointed as the envoy to enshrine Zen and came to make some preparations to welcome the Holy Master. The practice of enshrining Zen in Mount Tai is to build an altar of earth on the top of the mountain to offer sacrifices to heaven and repay the deeds of heaven; Zhang said that he was going there according to the order, but he had other plans. He thought that Feng Chan had used thousands of taels of gold without any evidence, and there was a lot of money to be made by eating, drinking and having fun. Besides, he could also be rewarded for his merits afterwards, so he took the opportunity to drag his son-in-law Zheng Yi in. Let's go to Dai together.
Emperor Ming of the Tang Dynasty went to Mount Tai to enshrine himself and held a vigorous enshrinement ceremony. Afterwards, as usual, all the accompanying officials except Taiwei, Situ and Sikong were promoted to one level and granted a general amnesty to show the emperor's favor. Zheng Yi was originally a ninth-rank minor official. Due to the role of his father-in-law, he was promoted to four ranks, suddenly moved to the fifth rank, and was given the red official uniform. He was arrogant, mighty, and distinguished. Others had already seen it and were angry, and everyone in the palace was talking about it. This incident reached the ears of Emperor Ming of the Tang Dynasty. The emperor immediately called Zhang Shuo into the palace and asked him what was going on. Zhang Shuo remained silent. At this time, a man named Huang Banzhuo excused him with a pun: "This is the power of Mount Tai."
This matter became a joke inside and outside the palace. From then on, people named the towering stone peak next to the altar "Zhangren Peak", because Mount Tai is also called "Dongyue". The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon, so give the father-in-law some red wine from Shengzhi, hehe. Do you think my father-in-law will be satisfied?
Of course, St. Zhi's tastes very moist. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. Moon cakes and St. Zhi red wine are given to my father-in-law. Hehe, do you think my father-in-law will be satisfied?
Shengzhi’s wine is delicious, but not as good as his
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