There is a joke called "I left early". What is the full text?

Rabbit said, "My mother calls me rabbit."

The pig said, "My mother calls me a pig."

The dog said, "My mother calls me a puppy."

The chicken said, "You talk, I have already left early!" " "

The rabbit said, "I am a rabbit!" " "

The pig said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The dog said, "You talk, I have already left early!" " "

No.0 sparring partner said, "outsiders call me zero sparring partner."

1 sparring partner said, "outsiders let me accompany them."

No.2 sparring partner said, "outsiders call me the second escort."

No.3 sparring partner said: "You talk, I have already left early!" " "

The cat said to me, "I am your grandmother's cat."

The dog said to me, "I am your grandmother's dog."

The fish said to me, "I am your grandmother's fish."

The bear said, "You talk, I have already left early!" " "

Lang Ke said, "People call me a ronin."

The samurai said, "People call me a samurai."

The expert said, "People call me an expert."

The swordsman said, "Speak, I have already left early!" "

Jane Zhang said: "My fans say my idol is Ying."

He Jie said: "My fans say my idol is Jay."

Said: "fans who worship me say: my idol is constant."

Chris Lee said: "You talk, I have left early!"

The senior math teacher said that I will teach senior math this semester.

The college physics teacher said: I teach big this semester.

The analog electronics teacher said that I teach analog electronics this semester.

The teacher of socialist economy said: You talk, I have already left early.

Peking University said: I am from Peking University.

Tianjin University said: I am older.

Shanghai University said: I went to college.

Xiamen University said: You talk, I have to leave early!

General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man!

General fu said to him: I am just!

General Zuo Quan said: I have this right!

General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'm leaving early!

Minolta users say: we are beautiful women!

Canon users say: we are beautiful!

The user of Huaguang said: We are from China!

Nikon users said: you chat, I have already left early!

The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of wicker. Lao Zhang said: My door is a wooden door.

Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said that my door is made of plastic.

The door of Lao Wang's house is made of brick. Lao Wang said: My door is a brick door.

Liu's door is made of steel. Liu said, you can talk. I have to leave early.