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A funny thing in elementary school composition
In study, work and even life, everyone will inevitably come into contact with composition. With the help of composition, you can vent your emotions and regulate your mood. Have no clue when it comes to writing an essay? The following is a funny thing I compiled for you in primary school essays. You are welcome to read it. I hope you will like it. A Ridiculous Thing in Primary School Composition 1
How beautiful and nostalgic that childhood full of childishness and joy is! Those interesting past events are like flowers blooming in my heart, extremely beautiful and attractive.
I remember one time, I was watching TV alone at home. I felt very hot and wanted to take a few slices of watermelon out of the refrigerator to eat. As soon as I opened the refrigerator, a cool feeling hit me. An idea suddenly came to my mind: How great it would be if I could get into the freezer compartment of the refrigerator! I took out everything in the refrigerator compartment and got in. It was only about 4 degrees Celsius in the refrigerator compartment and I was only wearing a thin dress. "Ah! It's so cool inside. I haven't felt so comfortable in a long time." I blurted out happily. Not long after I stayed there, I heard my mother's voice: "Ah! Why are there so many things on the ground?" My mother opened the refrigerator and saw me inside. She was startled and immediately dragged me out and said "What are you doing in there?" I thought to myself: Tell the truth, I'm afraid my mother will scold me; if I tell lies, I'm not a good boy. After thinking for a while, he replied: "I'll stay inside to cool down." Mom said: "Fool, you will get sick over time, and if the refrigerator door cannot be opened, you will suffocate to death inside." After hearing this, my mother said If so, I looked at my mother blankly, feeling scared for a while.
In the evening, my mother told the whole family what happened, and everyone laughed. Elementary School Composition A Ridiculous Thing 2
It’s so ridiculous, I still want to laugh when I think about it. However, the feeling of laughing was not pleasant, because this ridiculous thing made me taste bitter. After school this afternoon, I jumped home. When I got to the door of my house, I used to touch the key from my neck to open the door as usual. Huh? Not touched. Oh, probably in my pants pocket. I dug in my trouser pocket again, but I couldn't find it after digging for a long time. Is it in my schoolbag? I put my hand into my schoolbag again, but there was no "clue". I was anxious. If my mother came back, she would scold me.
I was anxious and couldn't make my mother angry anymore. I must find the key. I thought about it, by the way, didn’t I play with Li Ke in front of her house for a while? I couldn't find my key. I thought it was over. My head was sweating, my clothes were soaked, and my neck and back felt itchy. I scratched my back impatiently. I touched a small thing, hey/isn't this a key? It was still hanging around my neck, but it was just thrown behind my back. It was a false alarm. I was really "looking for a donkey while riding a donkey."
I understand a truth from this incident: Don’t be impatient when doing anything. The more impatient you are, the less likely you will find it. Therefore, we must treat everything calmly. From now on, you must not learn from me. Elementary School Composition A Ridiculous Thing 3
I have done something, and every time I think about it, it is funny and a little uneasy.
It was a Saturday when I was five years old. My parents went out to work, my mother-in-law went out to buy groceries, and I was the only one watching TV at home. I happened to watch a show on how to cut hair, and on a whim, I wanted to try cutting someone else's hair.
"Meow——" My cat appeared out of nowhere! My head was hot, and I had an idea in my mind: I can cut the cat's beard! I immediately picked up the scissors and pounced on the cat, I picked up the cat and stabbed it down - the cat "escaped" from my hand with all its strength.
The sound of "meow" seemed to say: "Don't cut my beard, my beard is precious!" After saying that, it hid, and it never came out, refusing to let me cut its beard. The beard is trimmed.
I used cat food to tease it and teased it in various ways, but it just wouldn't come out. It didn't seem like it was hungry.
"Dong dong!" It turns out that mom is back!
"Mom, I'm hungry. Can you go stir-fry and cook quickly?"
"Okay, mom is going to get food now." After dinner, I told me what happened, and my mom couldn't help but laugh.
"Baby, you are so funny!"
"Why, wouldn't it be nice to cut the cat's beard?" I said incomprehensively. My mother said: "A cat needs a beard to catch mice. Without a beard, it cannot catch mice." After listening to my mother's words, I wanted to say to the cat: "I'm sorry!"
From then on, I have been I'm particularly nice to that cat, because I hope to compensate it with this! A Ridiculous Thing in Elementary School Composition 4
During the summer vacation, my father and mother brought me a new member. It has snow-white thorns, two small, red eyes, a pointed nose, and a chubby body. It is a hedgehog, and we named it "Guoguo".
Although it is cute, in fact it also has a naughty side. Every morning, it would fall asleep soundly, but at night, it would immediately "make a big fuss" and make its little nest a mess. Mom saw that it was always dirty, so she planned to give it a bath every weekend.
Before mother bathes the hedgehog, she must first prepare a brush, basin, towel, and hair dryer...
When bathing it, my mother and I use the brush from top to bottom, carefully Brush the dirt off it. Seeing that we were done, my mother and I were just about to feel proud when we suddenly found two thin, long, black things in the water that looked like salted jujubes. My mother and I looked at each other and realized that it was Guoguo who defecated in the water. I asked my mother: "Why does it poop in the water?" I laughed while talking. Mom said: "It feels so comfortable to wash, so it will defecate!" Mom picked up Guoguo, and it curled up into a ball, looking at us innocently with its two eyes, as if to say: "Sorry , I will correct it next time." We both looked at its cute eyes and couldn't help laughing.
Later, every time I see my hedgehog’s cute expression, I still can’t help but think of this ridiculous thing! Elementary School Composition A Ridiculous Thing 5
Some people can’t speak clearly, and some people can’t hear clearly. When these two things happen together, something ridiculous will definitely happen.
During last year’s sports meeting, the athletes had to stay for training, and that day happened to be Friday and they had to go back to Wulipai. Wulipai is very far, it takes ten minutes by bike. After school, I handed my schoolbag to my grandma, and she said, "You can walk back by yourself later!" "Okay!" I promised well, but I kept beating in my heart: The sun is so big, and it's five o'clock in the morning. It's so far away, how long does it take to walk!
At around five o'clock, the training ended, and I walked out of the school gate and walked in the direction of Wulipai. The sun was still shining on my face, as if it was going to bake me. I walked lazily, complaining: "This bad grandma, the sun is so bright that I have to walk back by myself." I just walked to the bridge. , I was tired and didn’t want to leave, so I lazily walked to my mother’s shop and waited for my mother to take me back after get off work.
When I walked to my mother’s store, I called my grandma on my mother’s mobile phone: “Grandma, Wulipai is too far away. I’ll go back with my mother later!” “What, we’re not here today!” "Go back to Wulipai, you heard it wrong!" "Didn't you say that you have to go back every week?" "Wulipai is so far away. If you want to go back to Wulipai, I will take you there. Okay, then just follow mom." Come back!"
After I got home in the evening, I felt confident and said, "Grandma, didn't you ask me to go back?" "Yes! You ran away before I finished. "It's your fault, you still blame me." "It's because you couldn't explain clearly." Grandma looked at me with a doting look on her face, and I reflected on my mistake. I shouldn't have run away without hearing clearly.
Oh, I did something so ridiculous that I still can’t forget it. Elementary School Composition A Ridiculous Thing 6
In my memory, there are many funny things. But there is one thing that I will never forget.
It was noon on a Monday, and I didn’t go to swimming lessons. Because the exam will be held tomorrow, I, along with Zhu Xinchen, Li Yizhou and Jiang Zhuoyu, supervised Xiaotang’s endorsement outside the swimming pool. We first asked him to recite ancient poems. Who would have thought that he didn't memorize his homework well when he got home, and ended up stammering a few words like this: "Farewell Dong Da, Tang, Gao Shi, thousands of miles of yellow clouds in the daytime, um... oh, the north wind is blowing and snow is falling, below. One sentence is..." He couldn't think of anything anymore, he was as anxious as a little monkey jumping up and down. We all burst into laughter. I quickly reminded him: "Mo Chou..." After hearing this, Xiaotang immediately shook his head and recited: "Mo Chou is snowed in the Qianqiu of the West Ridge, and the ship is docked at the east Wu." Before he could finish reciting it, we all laughed. stand up. Xiaotang scratched his head and asked in confusion: "Where did I recite it wrong?" We patiently explained: "It should be 'Mo Chou has no friends in the future, and no one in the world knows you.' How did you put " "Queue" and "Farewell to Dong Da" were confused?" Xiao Tang blushed and said, "Then... let me recite it again!" So he continued to recite: "Mo Chou Xi... no no. No, it’s because Mochou has no friends in the future. Everyone in the world doesn’t know you...” We laughed again. In this way, Xiaotang stood proudly for nearly half an hour, and we also laughed for half an hour. Finally, Xiaotang finally memorized the song "Farewell to Dongda".
Thinking about it, I was lucky that I didn’t get this question during the midterm exam. Otherwise, after listening to “Don’t worry about the snow in the mountains” so many times, I guess I might have gotten it wrong. A Ridiculous Thing in Elementary School Composition 7
Things in school happen every day, so over the years, more and more things change. But one thing left a deep impression on me.
I remember it was a Chinese class. When the teacher was not prepared, I secretly lowered my head and wolfed down all the snacks the teacher gave me after class. What a great job! I couldn't swallow them, so I had to bulge my mouth, hold them in my mouth, and swallow them bit by bit.
At this time, the teacher suddenly called my name: "Gao Bohan, what do you think about this question? Please answer." I suddenly panicked, and when I saw that the secret was about to be revealed, I thought: Damn it. What do you say with a mouth full of snacks? "Answer quickly!" the students urged anxiously. In a hurry, I stood up and said something that no one could understand: "Oh, oh_gu_gu_" At this time, the sharp-eyed Chen Boming noticed the snack at the corner of my mouth and immediately said: "Teacher, he is eating snack!" "The teacher looked at me and asked doubtfully: "Is this true?" I said anxiously: "Oh _woo_" I was speechless. The teacher thought I was sick, so he came over and asked with concern: "Come on. , open your mouth, let me see." "Ah" all the snacks in the mouth spurted out! Here comes the "Goddess scattering flowers"
I won't say much about what happens next. But after writing this, you also think it’s ridiculous, right? I also learned a truth from this: During class, you must listen to the teacher's lectures wholeheartedly. From now on in class, I will never eat again. Elementary School Composition A Ridiculous Thing 8
Many things happened in my childhood, but the most unforgettable thing is when I caught a "thief".
One night, I was woken up by a strange sound. When I opened my eyes, I saw a black shadow flashing past the door of my room. I was startled and thought to myself: It couldn't be a thief. The next night I saw the figure again. I spent the whole night wondering if it was a thief. After I was sure it was a thief, I thought for another day before I came up with a way to catch the thief. Before going to bed, I found a long thin white rope and tied it to the river. I put one end of the rope in the water on the door frame and let it fall to the ground. I also made a basin of water on the door and tied a white rope on the door handle. It was like "everything is ready except for the thief". Haha, a thief came to our house. Stealing things without looking at who I am.
As expected, the thief got up again in the middle of the night, and he walked into my trap. Haha, the stinky thief looked at me and made you unable to eat.
As soon as I pulled the white rope, he knew there was a trap. After being mixed up, he took a step and fell into my mixed banana peel and watermelon peel. I saw him fall once every step he took and kept falling. When I arrived at the door of my room, I pulled another white rope, and a basin of water fell. He instantly turned into a drowned rat. I saw the right moment and jumped on him with the quilt, wrapped him in the quilt, and tied the quilt with the rope. Okay, the quilt was like a spring roll. This was a voice coming from the quilt: "Help!" I heard this voice so familiar. I quickly untied it and saw that it was my cousin. I quickly apologized to him. But I couldn't help laughing when I saw his embarrassment, and my cousin turned green with anger.
How ridiculous I was at that time! A Ridiculous Thing in Primary School Composition 9
It was a day during the summer vacation. I finished my homework and was bored, thinking about something to do. Do it. Hey, my eyes lit up. Didn’t my uncle’s old sow just give birth to a few piglets? Why don’t you hold a piglet and play with it? Thinking of this, I sprinted towards the pig pen at a sprint speed of 100 meters.
When I came to the pigsty, I stopped, slipped into the pigsty quietly, picked up a cute little piglet, and gently held its round belly with my hands. Its eyes looked at me curiously, Not afraid at all. I was playing with it. Unexpectedly, the old sow stood up with a roar and stared at me with a fierce look in her eyes, as if to say: "Give me the baby quickly." I didn't want to Well, I ran out of the pigsty with the little flower pig in my arms, and closed the door smoothly.
I was very smug and thought: "Look at how you came out, look at how stingy you are, you can't even hug your child, really." Just as I was thinking, I just heard "click", the old sow Open the pigsty door. I hugged the little piglet tightly and ran away, but the old sow showed no weakness and chased me. "Oops" was not good. I was immediately chased and pulled by the old sow. I quickly bent down and held the little piglet in one hand. I picked up the stones on the ground with the other hand and wanted to throw them to the sow. Although it was hit on its body, it was not afraid, bared its teeth and grinned and rushed towards me "snoring". I couldn't resist it anymore, so I put the little pig on the ground and ran away.
Hey, my "lifelong wisdom" was ruined by a pig, haha, it's really funny to think about it! Elementary School Composition A Ridiculous Thing 10
When I was a child, I was always a very short child. Every time during the physical examination, the teacher frowned and murmured: It's been a year, and you have only grown so much, and you are already a head shorter than others! Therefore, I often wonder: How can I grow taller?
Once, I accompanied my sister to water the flowers in the garden. She said to me while watering the flowers: "Look! To make the plants grow taller, you need to water more!" "Really?" I was dubious. . "Of course!" my sister said firmly. "That's it!" My eyes suddenly lit up. Plants will grow taller if they are watered, but is it the same for us humans? Thinking of this, I decided to give it a try.
One afternoon, it rained heavily, and heavy raindrops made a thumping sound on the window. Taking advantage of my mother not being at home, I slipped outside the door and stood in the rain. Thunder rumbled outside, and the neighbors all hurried home. But I stood motionless in the wind. This little wind is nothing, as long as it can grow taller! I gritted my teeth and continued to stand upright in the wind. Soon, my mother came back. When she saw this, she grabbed me and dragged me towards the door of the house. I was anxious and shouted: "Mom! Mom! Let me go quickly. I want to grow taller in the rain!" My mother was stunned for a moment, but soon understood and couldn't help laughing. I raised my stubborn little face and looked at my mother who was laughing up and down, and couldn't help but mutter: "Is this so funny?"
Every time I think about this now, I feel that I am so cute. , actually did such a ridiculous thing! Elementary School Composition A Ridiculous Thing 11
There are so many ridiculous things in childhood, they must have happened to everyone! I was actually being chased around by chickens, which would make me laugh out loud.
When I first arrived in my hometown, I saw the cute baby chickens walking leisurely and the mother chickens sleeping soundly. I couldn’t help but have "bad intentions". Come on, baby. , let me do it, you can put it on the roof to sleep, but it was not obedient and screamed loudly, which woke up the mother hen. The mother hen was very anxious, as if saying, "Baby, where are you?" Suddenly, It saw the child on the roof, and I happened to be on the roof too. The mother hen thought it was me, so she screamed. I came down thinking it was going to do something, but when I came down, wow! The chicken jumped on me all of a sudden. No, I had to run away. Wherever I ran, it would chase me. When I saw the sheepfold, I didn’t care so much. I jumped in immediately. The Yellow River never gives up. This sentence is really appropriate when applied to Mother Chicken.
Seeing that there was no way to get in, Mother Chicken gave up her only hope.
As soon as I saw that the time had come, I ran into the house at a speed of 0.01 seconds. My parents burst into laughter when they saw me, and my grandfather also chuckled. I grabbed him as if asking for help. Grandpa's clothes, he said; "See for yourself" Haha, haha, ouch! I had a stomachache, and it turned out to be beads of sheep poop scattered all over my head.
Although it has been a long time since this happened, I can’t help but laugh when I think about it. Elementary School Composition A Ridiculous Thing 12
Many funny things happened when I was growing up, but one thing impressed me deeply.
Ever since I was a child, I have not liked sleeping. Every time I go to bed, it is my biggest headache. The kindergarten teacher said to me earnestly: "You must sleep, you must sleep." But I I just didn’t listen. In fact, I either couldn’t sleep or I was naughty. One time, because I didn't sleep in kindergarten, I actually fell asleep on the school bus. I lay in the last row and slept like a little pig. When we arrived at the station, the grandma who picked me up became anxious when she saw that I hadn't gotten off the bus. Only then did the teacher realize that I was missing. In a daze, I heard many people shouting: "Lu Jiayu, Lu Jiayu..." What happened? I opened my eyes, and as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw the teacher and grandma running around anxiously. "This child, I saw her get on the bus." The teacher said anxiously. Grandma was also stamping her feet anxiously. At this time, I sat up - ah, maybe I lay down, no one knows. "Grandma, I'm here." Everyone ran towards me at once. Looking at my sleepy look, the adults looked at each other, and finally laughed out loud.
This is really a ridiculous thing, but I learned a truth from it: you should abide by the rules and regulations in everything you do, and you cannot be free and loose, otherwise it will make a big joke. Elementary School Composition A Ridiculous Thing 13
The interesting things in the colorful life are like waves, which are evocative. There is one thing among them that I can't help but laugh when I think about it now.
That was when I was four years old, and I wanted to be a little adult. One day, my parents were not at home and I was left alone. The closet door was open. I looked at the colorful clothes in the closet and suddenly thought: I want to be a mother too. So, I took off my mother's pants, hat and top, then ran to the shoe rack and took out my mother's high heels.
I put on my pants first, then my coat, my hat, and finally my shoes, but the heels were too high, and it took a lot of effort for me to stand firm. I looked left and right in front of the mirror, and I felt so beautiful! Although the hat covered my eyelids, my shirt covered my thighs, my pants hung down on my ankles, and even my shoes were twice as big as my feet, I didn't care. I felt like a flower fairy. Just when I was intoxicated, my parents came back. They laughed when they saw my funny look and said, "Silly boy, quickly change into your own clothes." I pouted and reluctantly changed my clothes and sat on the sofa glumly. My mother came over and said to me amiably: "I'm not saying you are not beautiful, but I am laughing because you are too cute. Different age groups wear different clothes. You are still too young now. When you grow up, you will be more beautiful. of". After listening to my mother’s words and thinking about what she had just looked like, I couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
From then on, this incident became a joke among parents. Whenever this matter is brought up, everyone laughs so hard that they can’t stand straight up. Although my face is burning, I laugh secretly in my heart. Elementary School Composition A Ridiculous Thing 14
That happened in the second grade of elementary school.
On this day, after returning home from school, I hurriedly opened my homework book and started working hard. Because the homework was not much, it was finished quickly. So, I quickly turned on my computer and started playing games.
When I came back, I saw the books and homework books piled up like a mountain in a mess on the table, so I shouted: "Weiwei! Weiwei! Stop playing games, come over and clean up the table. Tomorrow's textbooks are sorted. "I was fighting with the monster. "Wait a moment, I will come right away!" I answered my mother loudly.
The battle came to an end temporarily. I grabbed the things on the table and stuffed them into my schoolbag, and then continued playing the game in a hurry.
The next morning, when I opened my schoolbag to hand in my homework, I was surprised to find something like a bowl in my schoolbag! , I was stunned: Isn’t this grandpa’s ashtray? Why did it end up in my schoolbag? I was so frightened that I quickly stuffed it into the drawer. Fortunately, I was not discovered by my classmates, otherwise they would have laughed out loud.
After returning home, the whole family laughed so hard that my grandfather burst into tears.
It’s been a long time since this happened, but every time I think of it, I can’t help but laugh. well! I am a very careless person. Elementary School Composition A Ridiculous Thing 15
In my childhood, I did many ridiculous things. Although many of them have long been forgotten with the passage of time, one of the most ridiculous things is still fresh in my memory.
That was when I was in the middle class of kindergarten. One day at noon, my mother was making lunch and found that there was no salt at home, so she asked me to go to a small store not far outside the community to buy salt. I was so happy because it was my first time to go shopping alone. After buying salt, I walked home happily carrying the salt bag, thinking happily that I could help my mother do things. Just as I was thinking about it, I slipped and fell. I quickly got up and saw that the salt bag was broken and white salt was scattered all over the floor. What should I do? I had no choice but to go home dejected.
As soon as I entered the community, I saw Grandpa Zhang in the door room washing rice under the tap. oops! I patted my head. If the salt is dirty, can't I wash it out? So, I borrowed a small basin from Grandpa Zhang, returned to the place where I just fell, took all the salt on the ground into the basin, and went to the tap to wash for salt. I filled it with water, stirred it a few times with my hands, and then poured the water out. Hey! Where did the salt go? Now I panicked and didn't know what to do, so I had to go home and prepare to be criticized. When I got home, I told my mother exactly what happened. After hearing this, my mother not only did not criticize me, but burst into laughter. She laughed and said: "Silly son, how can you wash salt? It will dissolve in water. If you put it in water, of course it will dissolve quickly." Dissolved, so of course you won’t be able to find it.” After hearing this, I suddenly understood and felt funny about what I had just done.
Three or four years after the fact, I still find it very funny when I think about this silly thing I did when I was a child.
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