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What's it like to rent a house alone?

Many netizens talked about their feelings of living alone and renting a house. Let's see what they say:

@ Little: I live alone and go out for a drink every day if I have nothing to do. Now I find that the noisier during the day, the more depressed at night. Sometimes I think: if I die, no one should remember.

@ Xiao B: It's good to live alone, but it's a little paper-consuming. In the past, when I lived in the dormitory, I had to draw paper every Monday, or six roommates used it together. Living alone now, or smoking paper every week, you smoke it yourself ... It's really easy to indulge and degenerate when you live alone.

@ Xiao C: Living alone for a while is very confusing. Once I took a nap alone. I slept until after five o'clock in the afternoon because there was no alarm clock. When I woke up, it was getting dark outside, and I was in an empty room. I still remember the feeling of being swallowed up by loneliness and feeling abandoned by the world.

@ Little D: Life at two o'clock and one line is to live! Renting a house alone is really lonely. Living alone, you must not sleep after 3 pm. When you wake up, you will find a kind of loss abandoned by the whole world!

I like to lie on the ground and cry when I live alone. No one will laugh at me, cook and eat after crying, then go to work as if nothing has happened, and then cry when I come back from work. I don't like talking more and more, I don't like getting along with people more and more, and I like silence more and more.

I have lived by myself for a while, but the toilet light has not been turned off. I leave the lights on when I go out during the day. Afraid of coming back at night, I dare not enter the house. Leave some light. Is there anyone like me who lives alone in summer and walks around the house naked, no matter what he does in the house? A year and a half ago, I wanted to use this tube of toothpaste for a new brand, but I haven't used it yet. This is the feeling of living alone.