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It's time to start school (write something that impressed you when you started school). The composition is 400 words.
I am a resident student, and my classmates in the dormitory are very lively and cheerful. On the first night, everyone came to talk, without any disguise, but naturally. What impressed me the most was Xiaowen who slept opposite me. Xiaowen is unusually lively, but she looks like a lady. Xiaowen has dark hair, clear eyes and pink lips, which is a bit like Adi. She takes a little time to take care of her beautiful long hair every day. She is about 1.6 meters tall and a little thin. She smiles with curved eyes, much like Zhou Dongyu. All the students in our dormitory like her very much. Xiaowen is very funny, which doesn't match her appearance at all. When you first saw her, you thought she must be a quiet girl, then you were all wet. She is a standard "female man" in her bones.
Xiaowen often tells us jokes in the dormitory, which makes us laugh, and then she laughs herself. Therefore, there has been laughter in our dormitory. I remember that Xiaowen became familiar with us on the fourth day or so. Because it was still summer and there were many mosquitoes, Xiaowen took out Liushen toilet water and sprayed it into her mosquito net for all of us to drink. After the lights went out, everyone was already sleeping in bed. Xiaowen took out toilet water and said, "sixgood!" "We all burst into laughter, because anyone who has seen ipartment knows that this is a classic quotation. After a while, Xiaowen was still spraying toilet water, and even I smelled a thick smell of toilet water. Suddenly Xiaowen coughed violently, and then the cough became more and more fierce. Everyone began to ask her with concern, what's the matter? Are you okay? Do you want some water or something? Xiaowen finally managed to squeeze out a few words: "Cough ... no ... cough ... It doesn't matter, I ... I just ... choked on the toilet water ... cough ... just ..." Xiaowen's answer made everyone laugh and cry, and everyone turned to sleep again. Xiaowen kept coughing, and the life teacher heard him. Seeing the life teacher coming, the atmosphere was afraid to come out, for fear of making a noise to make the teacher deduct points, but Xiaowen didn't care and continued to cough. The life teacher stood at the window and asked with concern, "Who coughed so badly?" "Are you all right?" "I ... uh-huh ... nothing." Xiaowen said with difficulty while coughing. The life teacher thought Xiaowen was ill and said, "Are you sick? Have you taken any medicine? If you have no medicine, come to my place to eat. " Xiaowen coughed better and said, "I'm not, um, ill." I just accidentally sprayed too much toilet water and choked. It's okay. " Xiaowen said this, and we all snickered. Xiaowen's answer made the life teacher speechless. After a long time, he said, "Oh, well, have some water." Xiaowen also happily replied: "Good!" Life teacher finally left, and everyone finally couldn't help laughing. Xiaowen pretended to be unhappy and said, "What are you laughing at? Be careful." After hearing this sentence, everyone shut up.
This is always lively and cheerful xiaowen. Happy is a day, unhappy is also a day, so we should all be happy every day like Xiaowen. Happiness lies in choice.
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