A cute little joke with a stomachache.

A cute little joke with a stomachache.

Lead: Life is a big dye vat, with sorrow and joy. Everyone hates sadness and approaches joy. Then I sorted out some cute jokes that hurt my stomach, hoping to bring you a little joy.

A cute little joke with a stomachache.

1, your message is as secret as a rose, and your words are as unfathomable as algebra; This is the danger of hiding a knife in your smile. This is a sign before you kill someone. So, you have a nickname-Mei Dai is unlucky.

2, your smile, human heartbeat, your sigh, the world is shocked, you stop traffic paralysis, you don't dress up, all look good, you dress up the hen and forget to lay eggs.

3, the wife is at home, the lover is a flower, the salary is given to the family, the bonus is given to the family, the homesickness is exhausted, the flower is full of warmth, and when you are sick, you go home, take good care of this family, remember the flower, and often go home to see it, don't look at watering the flowers.

4. Does your ear itch? That means I'm thinking about you! Do your eyes itch? I want to see you! Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you! Does your body itch? What does this mean? Don't be silly, you have lice. Take a shower quickly!

I heard that you went to the north on business. In the hotel, you ask the waitress: How much is it to touch (steamed bread)? She gave you a blank look, but you didn't see it. She asked, How much does it cost to sleep in jiaozi? She slapped me and said, rogue! ?

6. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you were the commander-in-chief, with a pot cover on your head, a sack on your waist, an egg yolk pie in your hand and two cabbages at your feet. Your name is Dong Fangbubai, and you make a hullabaloo about when you charge. Who has rotten bottles and cans to sell! ?

7. That night, when I was asleep, you came to my bed singing softly, stroking my skin gently, and then suddenly stuck it in, saying,' I'm so itchy, I slapped it-the dead mosquito bit me!

8. Someone rode a bicycle to the street, crossed a junction and spread his hand forward. The traffic police looked at it and exclaimed. Good hand! ? Someone waved happily and answered:? Comrades have worked hard! ?

9. Tell a person that his privacy is a confidant; Telling a group of people about their privacy is an idiot; Tell your privacy to the people of the whole country. What is it called? Artistic life? !

10, your country is beautiful, ten thousand people beg, turn around once, ghosts frown, turn around twice, scream for a thousand years, turn around three times, Tai Sen becomes table tennis, fall in love with Li Mochou in Yang Guo four times, don't swim in Bohai Sea in Wan Li five times, turn around six times, and monks use joy.

1 1. Two hens walked past a rooster, and one of them said, why is it always listless recently? Another said, tired of doing business! The first hen asked curiously, What for? The second sighed and said, chicken essence.

12, three people look better than who shit. The first person is R-type, and the other two people like it. The second person said &; Form, and praised by the other two! Third person solid equilateral triangle! Why do the other two people worship you so much? I'm done!

13, if there are no flowers, spring will be lonely, if there is no passion, the four seasons will be mediocre, if there is no me, you will lose someone who cares about you the most! Without you, the rabbit will ask: Who should I race with?

14, good friends are like underwear. Even if you have ups and downs, they will tolerate you. Better friends are like condoms, always thinking about your safety. Good friends like Viagra always make you invincible.

15, I know you are busy, and you are a person who does great things, but this should not be an excuse. You haven't been home for many years since you went abroad to the west. Go home often. Gaolaozhuang has changed a lot!

16, the female bird burst into tears; The male bird said angrily, how many times have I told you that this ring was worn by the bird research station, not a wedding ring! I'm not married!

17. Three mice are bragging. A said I ate rat poison as candy, b said I jumped off a building with a rat trap, and c said it was getting late. I should go home and sleep with the cat.

18, I was in pain when you left me silently. I don't know what to do. It's my fault to watch your back leave. I hate myself. Get up early to catch the bus.

19, your flash made my blood boil and my heart surge. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself, I can't let you leave again, ever? Catch a thief!

20. During the Cultural Revolution, an educated youth was sent to the countryside and found a donkey stealing wheat, but he knew neither the donkey nor the wheat. In desperation, he shouted: Somebody! Animals eat plants.

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