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Translated one non-mainstream mood phrase after another.
I sold the love letter, which was only worth 20 cents, which was cheap enough.
The national football team has never lost since the world was sealed.
Hit me with a car. I have no eyes, and neither do you.
Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory!
One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam. When I woke up, I was really taking an exam.
One pretends to have love, the other pretends to have a future.
At first, it was amazing and complete, and it was only seen by the world.
I saw a car on the road, and there were six words on the back: fly away in a hurry.
The world is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy, which is not good.
Why do you sleep for a long time before you die? Be sure to sleep after death!
My heart is broken. It looks like dumpling stuffing.
Some people don't want to sleep in the morning and at night!
Youth is for debauchery, and life is for mischief.
Is life a TV play or a TV play is life?
The shortest time in the world is a long vacation. !
I get a little depressed when I cross the road alone.
The faint yearning is that you can't hear the sound.
Love on paper is torn and broken.
Suddenly looking back, I found no one who wanted to talk.
Dance with a coffin on your back and walk in chains.
China Mobile, a robber with a business license.
Pain is an enjoyment that only sober people can have.
I really want someone to love me.
There are too many regrets in life. The more people grow up, the more lonely they feel.
Say sorry, and humble yourself.
In the dead of night, I translated one song after another.
Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.
The noisy city just doesn't have its own foothold.
Since you choose to retreat, I will make you beautiful and fly.
Stranded feelings can't wait for the high tide.
If there is still time in the past, make a mark.
Flowers should not be desolate and refuse to open.
Love, I don't know why, so I am infatuated.
Thank you for leaving me and giving me another reason to indulge myself.
Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.
Without direction, you can't touch the sky you yearn for.
Too much right and wrong to be taunted.
Now it's robbery! Rich people take money, poor people borrow money!
Flowers are floating in the water, and some people only think about the locomotive.
Holding your hand, you will know that your child is ugly and your face is covered with tears. If you don't go, I'll go.
The painter's ass is as big as the ideal.
Love is that I don't think you pretend and you don't think I'm dirty.
Life is like dry shit. You work harder, and then you will feel comfortable.
It was my fantasy to get married at first, but it was my mistake to get divorced later.
Pass the bottle after drinking the medicine, hang yourself with a rope, and wave a small handkerchief to jump off the building to bid farewell.
Anyone can be vicious, as long as you have tried jealousy.
Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.
You don't know what I'm doing. Am I busy?
This story is pure fiction. If there is any similarity, please ask the day.
If you have money, you have no home. If you have no money, worship God.
The client is a fart, just let it go.
Asking what love is in the world only makes people sick.
I am so dependent on you that I have learned to be independent.
Sometimes giving up is also a kind of love, because there is too much helplessness in this world.
If you become a habit, you will never forget or get bored.
In fact, handsome guys will be tired of aesthetics if they watch too much.
A sad sentence with a sigh
Sprinkle salt on the wound to disinfect it or make it hurt faster.
Don't rely too much on people other than yourself, because only you won't give up on yourself.
Loneliness is hearing a familiar name and accidentally remembering some stories.
I know, I know, crying is a big deal, and it's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan.
Bitterness comes from the heart, and injury is obsession.
Some diseases can be cured, and some diseases do not need to be cured. Some diseases skip treatment and die directly. Like love. Love. Love.
Sometimes, we do something wrong because we use emotions when we should use our brains.
You can only apologize if you are strong inside, but you must be stronger to forgive.
The most beautiful thing in the world is a smile that breaks away from tears.
Those pasts are more eternal than eternity, and the future is more desolate than desolation.
Why do you want to prove something to someone who doesn't deserve it? Life is better for yourself.
How many secrets can a heart hide? I want to say too much, but I don't know where to start.
Some troubles are imaginary, but we regard them as real.
Reality is always chilling. In fact, you clearly know that the lowest thing is feelings, and the coolest thing is people's hearts.
No matter how bad your conditions are, there will always be people who love you; No matter how good your conditions are, there will always be people who don't love you
Time is very quiet, talking to you; The trickle of water is with you in the year; Prosperous, you are old.
Everyone will be tired, you have to understand that no one can bear all the sadness for you, and people should learn to grow up by themselves for a period of time.
A flower and a world, a leaf and a pursuit. A song and a sigh, a person's life.
You will never know how strong you really are until one day you have no choice but to be strong.
I won't tell anyone that I'm giving up on you again. Because real giving up is always silent.
What I fear most is not that I can't give up on you, but that one day, I suddenly don't like you.
I thought I was strong enough, but I lost so desperately.
We always forget to build a bridge and sleep in each other's hearts.
Mature people don't ask the past; Smart people don't ask now; Open-minded people do not ask about the future.
Don't want to explain, explain too much, just like I blame you for not understanding me.
Affectionate thought how important he was in his heart, and finally found out that he was a joke.
I've been looking forward to the record of space visitors, but why haven't you come yet?
I would rather fall in love with someone I can't have than have someone I can't love.
The feeling of loneliness is the most painful wound
You laughed at my paleness. Irony at my insistence.
Love is like multiplication, as long as one side is zero, the result must be zero.
Some people say that if you don't know how to cherish, it will hurt after you lose it. But I think the loss after cherishing is the most painful and painful.
I would rather keep silent than complain to those who don't care about me at all.
Destroy quietly, don't lose everything you have.
If love needs familiar acting skills, then I am willing to wear a mask of hypocrisy.
Some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people are destined to be irreplaceable.
The secrets you tell now are all stabbed by others in the future.
Tears slowly flow, slowly approach, and slowly become friends. Love won't last long and won't be easy to have.
Even if I can't hold you in my arms anymore, I want to hide you in my heart.
Knowing that our love will not have a result, we have been reluctant to give up, which is to entangle ourselves and delay others.
The sign of a person's maturity is to learn to be cruel, to be independent, to smile and to give up unworthy feelings.
I never ignore anyone, because I know they deserve my concern.
I always feel that everyone is too small to resist the whimsy of fate.
I have always believed that if it is not the ending of comedy, it must not be the final ending.
There is a person who looks up at the moment and the world is gloomy.
Some people become photos, piled up in the corner, and the dust is frozen like snow.
I don't care, I don't care that every day is yesterday's copy and paste. I don't care, I don't care. I was alone in the empty city from beginning to end.
Once a broken heart reaches its limit, it will take many years to heal incompletely.
A person can give you a lot of pain, but no one is the same
I like people who make me laugh, even if I don't want to.
Classic talk: I'll send you a song. Don't invite people to get together at the end of the song.
First, there is no place to play with acacia tears.
Second, who brushed away the melancholy between hands, and tears embedded in painful memories.
Third, if we meet again in this life, even if we have been separated for thousands of years, we are all willing.
Fourth, the present and the past are different, and there is no peace because Cangshan is snowed.
Five, who should be robbed by who, who became the obsession of who.
6. Butterflies are beautiful, but they can't fly to the sea after all.
Seven, the vast land is broken with a sword, and the prosperity is exhausted.
Eight, who will smoke, scattered the vertical and horizontal links. Listen to the string and break three thousand infatuations. Falling flowers, forgetting, once the wind rippled. If the flower is pitiful, it will fall on whose fingertips.
Nine, I began to miss the bleak years that I once held in my hand, and I missed the brilliant rivers and lakes. -And those who have loved and hated.
Ten, worry about Qingyuan charm, is a kind of distant sadness, such as Wei Yun lonely moon, can only look at the horizon. There are countless fireworks in the long street. You look back with the lights, the pavilions are short, the world of mortals is rolling, and I sigh again.
Eleven, you smiled, I waved, and a lonely road spread to both ends.
12. I'd rather we didn't care about each other. I hope we never forget each other.
Thirteen, Yuzhu once wrote about the Phoenix Tour. When people disappeared, the water ran empty.
Fourteen, in a trance, time is stagnant, and the years are quiet. Just like ten years ago.
15. For whom do you dedicate your life, and for whom do you carve the waiting for a thousand years into eternity?
Sixteen, looking at the sun and the moon that day, there was silence; Green mountains and green waters, stretching from generation to generation; Just like in my heart, you never let him know everything, so he smiles for you.
Seventeen, trance, wandering. I think of the flood in Fengtian, the rainy season and the slightly cold early autumn.
Eighteen, if life is just like the first sight, what is the autumn wind sad painting fan?
19. I always wonder whether my memory lives on the other side of the note and whether my annual rings die on the other side of the note. I always hide in the depths of dreams and seasons, listening to flowers and singing nightmares at night, singing prosperity and singing all the memories.
Twenty, there is a kind of forbearance that is actually a kind of strength, and there is a kind of silence that is actually a shocking confession.
Twenty-one, see flowers in the fog, who is old and so on. Looking at the moon from the balcony, there is no end to time.
At the age of twenty-two, he chased a wild horse. He caught him and rode on him. At that time, he was still a young man of fifteen or twenty years old.
Twenty-three years old, I am naturally young and energetic. I always wonder if my memory lives on the other side of the strip, and if my rings die on the other side of the strip. Whoever forgets first, dumping the country is the old country. I refuse to play. Shadows are amazing.
Twenty-four, ZuiYan see others in pairs.
Twenty-five, the mountains and rivers meet and smile for you.
26. Speak in a low voice, think about it and clear your chest. No, falling flowers, sorrow and Didi Qing are the most heartbreaking.
Twenty-seven, fate meets, no chance to meet, the ends of the earth, I hope to remember each other. Knowing each other is lucky, but being together is not lucky. The sky is vast and the moon is bright, and it lasts forever.
Twenty-eight, an inch of acacia, an inch of gray, who brings the fleeting time, chaotic floating life.
Twenty-nine, send you a song, don't let people get together at the end of the song.
Thirty, let him know everything and smile for you. Send a song to you, don't invite people to get together at the end of the song.
Thirty-one, I'll pawn in the next life, and I'll fight with you in the next life.
Thirty-two, life is alive, like a blink of an eye. However, I have lived a long time, but I can remember what you said.
33. Who forgets first, dumping the country is the old country. I refuse to play. Shadows are amazing.
34, the right side of happiness, cold and cheerless.
Thirty-five, you say, a glance, misty rain. Later, plain clothes white gauze, negative sword armor.
Thirty-six, ten years of life and death are two boundless, no thoughts, unforgettable, lonely graves thousands of miles away, nowhere to be sad.
Thirty-seven, turn around, a wisp of cold fragrance is far away, the snow is deep, and the smile is shallow. Will you fight me in the afterlife? Always born in a casual year. Look back at the other side. Even if it is found that the situation is longer.
Thirty-eight, give you the tenderness of the whole city, and love the displacement of my life.
Thirty-nine, wine luminous cup, want to drink pipa immediately. Drunk lying on the battlefield, you don't laugh, there have been several wars in ancient times.
Forty, let him know everything and smile for you.
Forty-one, the troubles and injuries left to people. Whispering, thinking deeply. Fade away, sing empty sorrow. Continue to prosper, and where.
Forty-two, who read the west wind alone, it was just ordinary at that time.
Forty-three, the flute outside the window blew deep sorrow, sorrow, and sorrow. Candle shadow shakes red, staring at it, and the beautiful shadow that is drifting away is no longer in the dream.
Forty-four, watching the sun and the moon that day, silent; Green mountains and green waters, stretching from generation to generation; Just like in my heart, you never left, never changed.
Forty-five, falling gently, melting bit by bit. Looking from a distance, there is a trace of heartache.
Forty-six, this time I left you, it was the wind, the rain and the night; You smiled, I waved, and a lonely road spread to both ends.
47. Traveling without you is the loneliest wandering.
Forty-eight, safely through the Spring and Autumn Period, ignorant.
Forty-nine, a few sighs, generations of joys and sorrows, ridiculous, life is up to me.
Fifty is the sorrow of fate or the pain of reincarnation.
Fifty-one, willow eyebrows, almond eyes, cherry small mouth a little, willow waist competing for pen holder, talking Yingying sound.
Fifty-two, hibiscus is not as beautiful as beauty makeup, and the water temple is fragrant.
Fifty-three, the heart is moving away, things are not, people are not, things are not, and the past cannot be chased. In me the tiger sniffs the rose. After the feast, I was in tears.
Fifty-four, in whose era and whose world.
55. Love will never turn into pain; Love to death.
Fifty-six, who relieves the suffering of lovesickness, who looks forward to the return of his lover, who tears, who paints Liu Yuemei, who complains in the song, who thinks about the reincarnation of tea, who pays for the mistake, is heartbroken.
Fifty-seven, the round shadow through the window, the ancient screen name. Qinghui came into the room.
Fifty-eight, I would rather lose this world than let it lose me.
Fifty-nine, drifting away, I am still guarding you on the other side.
60. Maybe it's the marriage in the last life, maybe it's the fate in the next life, and the fault lies in this life. Meeting each other will only increase useless resentment.
Sixty-one years old, I know that this love will not have any result, but it can soothe my soul! .
Sixty-two-year-old Wu, with lofty aspirations and a sword in his hand, defeated the world. Will be one of the sword, proved the whole world, the other side of the void.
Sixty-three, may you miss me many years later and die of a broken heart.
Sixty-four, everything is waiting, returning, and the heart is running. Lift it up, your eyes will not slide, and your sadness will not flow back.
Sixty-five, your sunset, my face, whose one-third year.
Sixty-six, you love half the sky and half the glory, and I love half drunk and half drunk.
Sixty-seven, troubled times can finally be free and easy, but it's not your luck.
Sixty-eight, the heart belongs, but the sorrow becomes the sea.
Life is a hero, and death is a ghost. I still miss Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong.
Seventy, facing the sea, spring blossoms.
Seventy-one, drink the wine of empty sacrifice alone, and people who are lovesick will enter the painting. Listen to the running water of Wangjiang railing, who will accompany me to count the fallen flowers?
Seventy-two, you can live happily and die without regrets. Who scattered the smoke, who scattered the vertical and horizontal ties.
Seventy-three, I hope there is no time to look back, and I will spend the rest of my life with affection.
Seventy-four, the parting bell is about to ring, and all the broken thoughts come to mind, no longer surging, no longer melancholy, singing plaintively under all the tunes.
Modal phrase: I am willing to sing a song with you forever.
1, if you can promise me a future. I'll do it for you. Be good at dancing with long sleeves. I will be happy all my life, just for you. Turning to the world of mortals, I would like to sing a song with you forever.
No matter what you have to face today, since you have reached this point, stick to it and give yourself some affirmation. You are stronger than you think.
3. Some people live in tall buildings, some people live in deep ditches, some people shine, some people are covered in rust, and there are thousands of people in the world. If you are a rainbow, you will know when you meet it. -"heartache"
We always think that our marriage can't stand scrutiny, and others' marriages are happier, but we forget that love is either forgotten in rivers and lakes or plain to old age. Whose marriage has no defects? Either you are short of money, or you are handsome or you have no time. Gradually practicing in marriage, I gradually understand that the most important thing for a woman may not be who she marries, but her ability to make herself happy no matter who she marries.
5. Memories can really make a person crazy. A second ago, the corners of my mouth rose slightly. This second, it moistens the eyes.
6. You want to feel safe from your lover, but what if this person leaves you? You want to get a sense of security from your career, but what if your career is low? In fact, people's sense of security must be from the heart. A strong heart is a partner you will never betray. So, don't wait for others to give you a sense of security, you are the greatest sense of security. Even if the world ends, peace of mind is safe.
7. Please remember that happy people are not without pain, but are unaffected by it. Life will inevitably encounter unexpected pain. In fact, pain is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you betrayed yourself and became an accomplice to pain. Clear your mind, forget those unpleasant past events, listen to music, see the scenery, say what you can, do what you can, take the right path and meet the people you want to meet. Put away your smile and start with happiness.
8. Don't mind people who treat you badly. No one has an obligation to be nice to you. Similarly, just because you are kind to others doesn't mean that others are kind to you. If you love someone, you can repay him with more love. People who don't love you, never waste a minute for them. If you want to touch someone who doesn't love you with love, you will only make yourself more miserable in the end. So, please cherish those who are good to you; Love without ending, don't be forced.
9, time is quiet, talking to you; The trickle of water is with you in the year; Prosperous, you are old.
10, if our hearts are clear enough, we will find that the sun is close to us, the moon is close to us, and stars and street lamps are shining around us.
1 1, time is in the past, quietly replacing yesterday and tomorrow. It leaves people with dew, fog, blooming or withering of flower buds. However, it will leave something for people eventually, and it will not die in vain. There is a person who has been looking for the meaning of life all his life. It was not until the end that he realized that the true meaning of life was simple, and he just kept striving for self-improvement.
12, for important people, don't talk nonsense; Don't get carried away on important matters. One day, I will definitely drop everything and fly away. There may be irreplaceable relationships in the world, but no one is irreplaceable. A best friend is someone who knows you best in the world. Too nervous, untouchable, not to be taunted at all, may be due to lack of confidence.
13, I admit that my life is not good at all. Many times, I really can't stand it. I'm about to collapse. I don't know where there is so much pressure. I have changed and lost too much. I really can't accept many things, but I can't resist them. I can only get up crying and keep walking honestly, because I have no choice but to be strong.
14, the saddest thing in the world is that two people fall in love, but they miss it because of silence. Forgiveness is only related to the depth of love. How much love, how much forgiveness. When we grow up, we find that friendship is actually the same as love. It is a beautiful way to leave someone who refuses to cherish you. Leaving someone who doesn't appreciate you is a beautiful turn. Be a simple person, see the complexity of the world clearly, keep normal, simple and happy.
15. If you love, please love deeply. If abandoned, please thoroughly. Don't be ambiguous and hurt others.
16, if life never met, I would still be me, dreaming occasionally and then drowning in this noisy city. I don't understand that there is such a you in this world, which makes me aftertaste and enchant me. If life has never met, I don't believe that there is a kind of person who can't get tired of watching it, and there is a kind of person who feels warm as soon as he knows it.
17, are you still thinking about that person? In fact, one thing, no matter how beautiful, once there is no result, don't pester it again. You will be very tired after a long time. A person, even if he remembers it again, can't catch it, but he should put it down at the right time. After a long time, you will get hurt and your heart will break. Everything, anyone, will become the past. No matter how difficult it is, you should learn to go out. Yours is yours after all. If you miss the splendor of summer flowers, you will definitely walk into the quiet beauty of autumn leaves.
18, it's difficult now, it doesn't matter, you know, the easy way is downhill.
19, there is nothing to pass, only the mood to pass. Just change your mood and the world will be completely different.
20. Being ignorant of the world is the kindest maturity.
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