Jokes of middle-aged women

Jokes for middle-aged women are as follows:

1. One day, the cow gave the donkey a difficult problem and asked which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. Cow scolds: What a donkey, male left and female right.

The furthest distance in the world is: we go out together, you buy four generations of apples, and I buy four bags of apples.

3. I suddenly found an interesting rule: whether we watch romantic dramas or youth idol dramas, in the end, the hero and heroine get married, and TV or movies will be over. What does this mean? This profoundly shows that once a man and a woman get married, there is no future.

I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.

5. A little dog climbed onto your dining table and crawled towards a roast chicken. You are furious and say, if you dare to do anything to that roast chicken, I will dare to do anything to you. The dog licked the chicken's ass and you fainted. The dog said, look who is cruel.

6. Although you are not beautiful enough, you are not particularly beautiful. When I first saw you, I was deeply attracted by you, because your temperament is unique.

7. Seven years after graduation, I finally accepted a big project to build a 30-meter chimney. The construction period is two months, and the cost is 300,000, but it still needs funding. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death, and they still had no money. Looking at the drawings backwards, people want to dig wells.

8. A tourist came to a country road and saw a road sign that said, "This road is closed, so you can't move forward." Seeing that there are no obstacles ahead, he is confident that he has rich travel experience and moves on.

9. Do you know who I like? If not, look at the first word.

10, I heard that you are looking for a job recently, so I gave you a name. Go to the interview. The work is simple, the salary is good, and more importantly, it is a world-renowned enterprise with absolutely good development. The position is toilet cleaner. Remember to go.