Who's still up? Can you tell me a joke or a story?

Men can't satisfy their wives, and often don't go home, saying that they beat her. After the divorce, the woman asked for marriage, and asked that the object should not have the above three shortcomings. One day, I heard a powerful knock at the door, and a candidate with no hands or feet came! She was about to get angry when he explained, "I am the most qualified person!" " You see, I have no hands and I won't hit you; You can't walk around without feet. As for sexual ability! I want to ask you: guess what door I just knocked on? "