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The main manuscript (about Chinese characters, there are four activities: riddles, homophonic poetry couplets, homophonic jokes and the origin of Chinese characters)
Pear (divorced) children's poems have a sour and harmonious voice in their stomachs;
Wentingyun
A candle at the bottom of a well keeps Lang Changxing from going. (candle indication, expired)
Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?
Bamboo branch Liu Yuxi
The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.
Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)
Harmony Association:
Two apes cut down trees in the deep mountain, and the little monkey dared to look (sentence)
How does the old beast solve the problem (hoof)-solve the problem?
Lotus root and lotus root, (why do I get a couple)
Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need media)
A dog gnaws at a river (monk) bone-Su Shi
Poem (corpse) on the East Slope of Water —— Fo Yin
Su Shi-the first spring of Xiangyang family.
Go beyond it (Fish) Celebrate the Good Man-Fo Yin.
He Danshang (monk) on Shiguta
Embroidered in front of the beauty hall (scholar)
Confucius was born on the weekend of the week.
Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky)
Lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shells used to be just windproof.
Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)
Lotus (pity) son is bitter in heart.
Pear-shaped (separated) intra-abdominal acid in children
It's really difficult to live in a pagoda, watch Kongming and travel around the river.
The bird is in the cage, and his mind is in the nest. He hates Guan Yu and can't Zhang Fei.
(Jiang Wei-Jiang Wei, Lu Bu-Lu Bu, Cao Chao-Cao Cao)
In the race between two boats, rowing is not as fast as sailing.
A hundred schools of thought contend, flute sounds clearer than flute sounds 1, Mid-Autumn Festival returns (put a sign)
2. Chang 'e descended to earth (playing a flower name)
3. Mid-autumn chrysanthemums bloom (to use an idiom)
4. The bright moon shines on me (name the Ming Dynasty)
5, until, holding up my cup, I asked the moon (a polite expression)
6. Lonely Chang 'e Twilight Sleeves (a dance term)
7. China likes Mid-Autumn Festival (a tourist term).
8. Mid-Autumn honeymoon (to use an idiom)
9. The breeze blows on the Mid-Autumn Night.
10, there is a bright moon hanging in the sky (with a four-word stock market term)
1 1, looked up and found it was moonlight (the name of Chinese medicine)
12, Mid-Autumn Moon Cake (with a computer noun)
13, Mid-Autumn Festival Reunion (make a movie name)
14, Mid-Autumn Festival full moon (a dream of red mansions)
15, Double Ninth Festival after Mid-Autumn Festival (typing a poem by Zheng Banqiao)
The answer is:
1, bagui
2. roses
3. Have a wonderful full moon.
4. Gui Youguang
5. Join us
6. Sleeves
7. sightseeing
8. Have a wonderful full moon
9.bright moon and cool breeze
10, daily profit and loss increase.
1 1, angelica sinensis
12, floppy disk
13, second handshake
14, Jia Yucun's Gu Yue: Every Wednesday and Friday, there will be a reunion, and the jade fence will be covered with clear light. Only when you turn around in the sky can you hold on, and everyone will look up.
15, paragraph after paragraph
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