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How to become humorless, calm and not funny?

How can we become humorless, calm and not funny? I always wanted to be as funny as you, but I changed my mind because I didn't want others to see me and laugh.

Actually, humor is simple, but I don't know if you are in the same situation as me.

When someone talks or finds something interesting, I will shout it out to let everyone know.

Later, I deliberately controlled myself, just telling my friends that I wouldn't shout it out again.

Over time, people won't think you are humorous.

The most important thing is to remind yourself not to be humorous at any time.

How to be humorous? Read more jokes, often chat with friends, try to find topics, and then apply some jokes when appropriate.

I have my own opinions on how to make the speech humorous.

A person's temperament and self-cultivation are all cultivated in the environment where you live. If you don't show humor, the environment you used to live in was very serious and formal. Although you can't change this living environment, you can change your mood, make yourself an optimist, look at problems and do things from the good side, keep a good mood all the time, and of course you will become lively and cheerful. There are also some humorous movies, especially those made in Hong Kong. Pay more attention to words and expressions that can make you laugh. After a long time, you will naturally absorb humorous words and skills/

I am not very humorous myself. I want to be humorous. Hehe … watch more funny programs, books, movies and so on. The wisdom of netizens is infinite …

How to keep humor? Or become more humorous and more talkative? In this matter, you need to think about where other people's jokes are and whether they are wrong. It's just like writing and drawing. You know how to do it, but you can't do it well. You have to have your own personality and route.

Quietly ask how to make the speech humorous. People's personalities will influence each other. I prefer to see Yi Tian's works. I was infected by Yi Tian, so my life is very popular and my humor is good. Excessive humor can be boring. You should grasp the degree of joking and be timely. Compared with someone complaining and someone laughing, it can definitely be related to the suffering of (). The following expansion materials 1. First of all, we should be knowledgeable, saying that we know astronomy above and geography below, and we must read at least dozens of books for a lifetime. Encyclopedia, if you know something, it can enrich your imagination. Secondly, you must have a positive attitude towards life. If you pull a long face all day, others will find it humorous. 3. If you want humor, you should do it deliberately. I didn't find it useless for others to laugh at myself for a long time. Sometimes it's humorous to make your speech decadent. 5. Listen to more cross talk and watch more sketches. How important and meaningful it is to be humorous. Today, I wrote down what I understood and said that I remembered the second day of junior high school. ...

How to be humorous You can try to be humorous in the following ways.

1. Find a friend and let him say "mouse" three times first, and then "mouse is old" three times. After he said, "mouse, mouse, mouse is old, mouse is old, mouse is old", he immediately asked him, "What do cats fear most?" It is almost guaranteed that he will answer "mouse". I have tried many times, and it works every time.

2. Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing a friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. 3. If your friend says, "Forget it, forget it, forget it, forget it, Wang!

Find a MM to test her English ability. You say a word, and MM says the second letter of the word. Say a few words first, and then the fun will begin. Let's talk about Hu * * and, mm can say u (you); Besides my wife, MM can say I (I (I); ; Over and over again Do you understand?

4. You ask him, "What is three waters plus one?" He thought for a moment and said, "Not sure, Lai?" You asked again, "How about adding three drops of water?" He might say, "... what word? Is there such a word? Going? "In fact, it should be" law " ......

5. Hold out 1 finger and ask others "What is this", then hold out two fingers and ask others "What is this", and then hold out three fingers and ask others "1+ 1 what is it". 10 people 1 most correct!

6. By the way, you can tell your MM that I'm going to test your English reaction ability, hold out your left hand and say to her, "My thumb is A, my index finger is C, my middle finger is M, my ring finger is S and my little finger is X", and then say, in order to increase the difficulty, I'll interfere with you in Chinese. Then you pointed to the middle finger and said fish, she said M, you pointed to the ring finger and said donkey, she said S, then pointed to the thumb and said pig, she said A, and then kept pointing to the thumb and said pig, and she kept saying: A, A, A, A, A, A. If MM is smart, she can try other fingers before giving her thumb.

7. When persuading MM to drink, say to her: I'll clear a glass, you take a sip, and then repeat ... I'll clean it up, you take a sip. ..........

8. Put your hands on your thighs, then rub your left hand forward, make a few slaps with your right hand up and down, and then switch hands to do the rubbing with your right hand forward and slapping with your left hand up and down. ............................................................................................................... Hehe, give it a try, most people can't tell!

9.a: Besides people, what animal likes to ask "why"? I don't know. A: It's a pig! B: Why? Ha!

10. Tell an old story, the more people, the better the occasion: adventure story. My grandfather and grandson went out to sea to experience risks! Grandpa is a fisherman who is very familiar with water. On this day, the weather is fine. He asked his little grandson to go fishing with him. Who knows that just after going out to sea, the weather suddenly changed and there was a storm at sea. The little grandson was afraid, and grandpa comforted him: Don't be afraid, my dear grandson. Grandpa has been skilled for so many years. What are you afraid of this storm? Suddenly, a big wave came and split the paddle in half! Grandpa said helplessly to his grandson, dear grandson, the pulp is finished!

1 1.pig is the English spelling PUG? No, it's a pig No, I don't remember you. -You're mistaken. It's me.-pig, it's you. -Pig, it's me ...

Haha, how fun? If you are bored during the Spring Festival holiday and don't know what to do, it is a good choice to play tricks on your friends with these!

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Make people laugh and make faces.

Watch more funny videos and jokes, such as sketches and cross talks.

Laughing more can change your personality and make you an optimistic person. Only an optimistic person can be humorous.

Expression, a person's expression, if it is like this every day, gives people a feeling that it is not easy to get close.

I wish you a humorous person as soon as possible.

How to be more humorous? Generally speaking, they have a gift for humor. Like making people look like they want to laugh. Or make people laugh. Or what is said between the lines is interesting. If you can't do anything before, you can only work hard on your spoken English. You can read more buzzwords for a few years, or read more interesting jokes, cross talks and the like. Use it flexibly in the dialogue. If necessary, I can send you some interesting words. But you need extra points ~ (* _ *) Hee hee, please tell me your email address if you want.