High emotional intelligence makes people laugh.

High emotional intelligence makes people laugh.

High emotional intelligence makes people laugh. Sometimes, a joke can clear a person's nervous mood and relax, and it can also play an important role in interpersonal relationships. Many people will tell jokes when chasing girls. The following is the content of high emotional intelligence funny jokes.

High emotional intelligence funny jokes 1 1. What is a male god? It's the kind of man who thinks this life has nothing to do with you at first sight.

Second, in love, you should make way for your boyfriend everywhere and let him cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money. For girls, eating, drinking, and having fun at buy buy is a little more difficult.

Third, I was better at school when I was a child. Growing up is better than salary. Now I have to go! Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified!

When I was a child, I felt that Internet cafes were the most wasteful places. Twenty dollars disappeared in an afternoon. Now I feel that Internet cafes are the most economical places. Twenty dollars can sit for an afternoon.

Some people may only talk about eating dirt and have a lot of money in their pockets. I am different. I talk about eating dirt, but in fact I have already drunk the northwest wind.

6. Xiaoming called: Mom, I was fired from the company. Mom: Ah! Why? Xiaoming: I called the chairman an idiot and the company held a high-level meeting to sue me. Mom: Sue you for libel, right? Xiao Ming: No, they said they would sue me for leaking company secrets.

7. "Why is the phone number of the unlocking company so powerful, not the bomb number or serial number?" "Because even people who can forget their keys can't remember too complicated numbers!"

There must be a great woman behind a successful man, and a group of unlucky employees behind a successful boss.

Nine, the change of this society is really too fast. When I was a child, my mother gave me a dollar, so I could buy a box of biscuits, two bags of bread, two bottles of milk and several boxes of toothpaste from the supermarket. It's completely impossible now. After all, supermarkets are basically equipped with surveillance cameras! Times are developing too fast.

Ten, the nephew made a mistake, was beaten by his sister, and then asked him: Dare next time? My nephew cried and said, I dare not. I want to be a dog [mother] again. Then my nephew was beaten again!

Recently, a girlfriend asked me how to keep in such a good shape. I said running, of course, and my best friend asked me in confusion, how did you persist? I smiled and borrowed money.

12. Today, a child walked in the street and spat at me. I didn't scold him, but touched his head and said, how sensible! Gave him five dollars and told him to do the same to others. After walking around, I saw that his face was swollen.

Thirteen, God is fair, giving you an ugly appearance and giving you a low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

There's been a lot of pressure recently. A man squatted outside and found a bug. I talked with it for a long time, venting my situation and pressure to it. After hearing this, it kicked and worried to death.

Aunt of the neighborhood Committee: What are you doing standing at the door in cold weather, son? Why don't you stay in the house? Child: Dad, mom is fighting. Aunt of the neighborhood Committee: Damn it, who is your father? Child: That's why they quarrel.

Sixteen, when I was a child, I was beaten and wronged. I feel that I am definitely not my own, and I have been planning to run away from home. Now that I have children, I suddenly realize that my parents didn't kill me, but they really love me!

Seventeen, "I think that when my wallet was really poor, I never saw much money in my life." "When your mirror is poor, you have never seen anyone in your life."

Walking in the brightly lit street, people come and go, and traffic is busy. I suddenly lost in thought. Which is more important, survival or dignity? Should I stand upright and stride forward for dignity, or should I grovel and pick up the fifty-cent coin upside down for survival?

Nineteen, when I was a child, I was sick and had a fever. My mother went to call the doctor for an injection. I see, all kinds of tumbling, splashing and crying tore my heart apart. My father can't stop me. Later, when the doctor came, I rolled and sweated, and my fever dropped.

The rich man's wallet is like a flower, which makes people smile every time they open it. Poor people's wallets are like onions, which make people cry every time they open them!

2 1. I just went to buy medicine and suddenly forgot the name of the medicine. The drugstore owner said that I have been buying medicine for 30 years. As long as you say two words in the medicine, I will know what medicine it is. I thought for a long time and said, I only know the last two words. The boss said, what word? I said: capsules. ...

22. Today, we had a quarrel because I wouldn't let my wife buy a new wardrobe. I really wanted to smash something to vent my anger, so I punched the closet door and smashed a big hole. I quarreled about this one for nothing.

23. In the past, my king didn't play well and my friends always scolded me. Then I practiced hard for a season, and now he finally scolded me.

24. Recently, a colleague wanted to resign. Our boss said, "Since we have known each other for a while, don't end it hastily. Let's get together for dinner. " Then after two days of careful preparation, the hotel's after-dinner activities were all set, but one thing was forgotten, that is, to inform colleagues.

High EQ makes people laugh. If you think that the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have rich imagination.

Second, now, what you can't get up is your grades, what you can't get down is your weight, what you can afford is chopsticks, and what you can't get into the bed.

Third, I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. Such a beautiful and lovely face is willing to live up to it and spoil it?

Fourth, not only talent, but also waist fat.

5. "Why is mother-in-law more difficult than girlfriend?" "Because my mother-in-law was cheated once!

6. I just saw someone like you. I chased like crazy, only remember that there was no you in this city, and I stopped. I put down the brick in my hand and almost hit the wrong person.

Seven, think that the other person likes you, nine times out of ten is an illusion. I feel that the other person hates you, and nine times out of ten it is true.

Eight, thin and fat came back from home, and the local accent did not change. Children will exclaim who you are when they see strangers, fatty. Horizontal batch: clothes are tight and return to China.

9. If you are not a real foodie, you will never know that there is a world of difference between "but I am full" and "I am full, but".

10. Holding a hot, charging mobile phone and putting my life and death at risk is a rare heroic moment in my life.

According to the survey, many post-90s young people don't eat breakfast in the morning. The latest research shows that there is a serious misunderstanding among them, and they are not young people after 90.

12. The old lady on the bus is afraid of stopping and asks at every stop. When the bus arrived at the first stop, she kept stabbing the driver with an umbrella: "Is this the convention center?" "No, it's a rib!"

Thirteen, iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

14. I found a thief at home in the middle of the night. I stayed in bed and dared not move. I also expect him to find some money in my house.

I heard my second brother ask my five-year-old daughter, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Answer: "Be a policeman". He asked again, "Why the police?" Answer: "because the teacher often says that money should be given to the police uncle."

Sixteen, good-looking people will be inexplicably attached with many attributes, smart, kind, cute ... kowtowing people are one word: practical!

At seventeen, I could have been happy, but lack of money hurt me.

18. "Do you have any secrets of longevity?" "I made a wish on my eighteenth birthday." "Eternal life?" "No, I can find a girlfriend before I die!"

Nineteen, my family has nothing of value. The only person who can get it is me.

I used to think that poverty and loneliness could not catch up with me as long as I tried to run forward. But who would have thought that the hairline couldn't catch up with me.

Once in class, a classmate was very hungry and made instant noodles. In order not to let the teacher find out, he put away the book and buried his head, but the heat still came out. The teacher said calmly, "Who is this classmate who is obsessed with reading?"

22. A person who is determined to leave you can't be tied with chains. But you can try it with a gold chain.

23. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

24. What's wrong with my short stature? I can pick up money faster than you! I am fatter. What's the matter? I enjoy more delicious food than you! What happened to my little eyes? I get less sand than you!

High EQ makes people laugh 3 (1) As long as there is hope of flying, never climb on the ground.

(2) Fairy tales are just fantasies that girls like and expect.

(3) Since ancient times, no one has died. The bitch died first, and then I died.

(4) Not afraid of hooligans with culture, but afraid of perverts with patience.

(5) Since the appearance is poor, at least the heart is kind.

I'm not a straw boat, so don't put your bitch on me.

(7) It was unplugged by others before it could be philandering.

I just want to hear you say, baby, I can't live without you.

(9) You are good-looking. What can I say? The pixels are relatively low!

Dawn is coming, and the spring night is short. Go ahead, girl.

You are not that important, you are only needed occasionally.

(12) The taste of people is pure joy, and it doesn't matter if you have an object.

(13) Men are soft-hearted and poor, while women are soft-hearted and will steal from the Chinese.

(14) It rains all night, and there is always a traffic jam when you are late.

(15) Water is merciless. Fire can hold people or harm them.

(16) What is a best friend? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never give up.

(17) My little wish is not to lose sleep at night, and my card is not short of money.

(18) Shit, I was confessed three times after sending a photo. Dear friends.

(19) While waiting for the bus, I heard an old man say less: Run, the road is coming.

We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

I seem to be allergic to paper, and I feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework.

I am not fat, but I am swollen because I am allergic to life.

(23) You are April day on earth, and I am Sanxian in Northeast China.

In fact, you are not a coward, you are his predecessor.

(25) I still have to listen in class, in case I understand it one day!

I wish you a pleasant journey, a nervous journey and a crazy trip home.

Life is limited, please waste it on better things.

I love you more than every rainbow smile.

I don't need routines to tease you; routines are reserved for ugly people.

(30) Girls, watching a Korean drama will lead to a new husband.

I have always been shameless, and I will carry it out to the end.

The world is so big, there is only one me. Look at it and cherish it.

I can't do two things, this and that.

I am not Iron Man. I cry and get hurt.

Good night, to those who have no one to say good night.

Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

I want to kill Baidu because it knows too much.

Love is like a joke, it kills others and hurts yourself.

Life is an out-of-print movie that can't be played back.

(40) Low-key doesn't mean no temper, just disdain to get angry with dogs.