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Stefanie's Tour Guide Life in Beijing

Yanzi Beijing tour guide life

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When Swallow was in Beijing, I suggested not to be a tour guide. Too hard and tired. Girls had better find a stable job. It will take at least a few years for an industry to get ahead. Or get something for nothing. She didn't believe it and experienced the life of a Beijing tour guide.

? Swallow's tour guide career in Beijing lasted about half a year, and her weight was reduced from 96 to 76, until she gave birth to a child. Money, not a penny. However, I learned and experienced the real tour guide story.

? In Beijing, most tour guides don't get a penny, and they all rely on shopping rebates. The general shopping rebate is 40% for tour guides and 60% for companies. However, the tour guides in Beijing are the best in the country. They can talk about the lid of Wangfujing for three hours, which is not boring at all and makes you listen with relish.

Tell three true stories that happened to the tour guide.

? Tour guides, in addition to group guides, also have local escorts, and they also compete with each other. Once, a tour group came to Henan, a female tour guide and a male tour guide were in Beijing.

? On the bus, the female tour guide greeted the driver. The driver asked the ground pick-up male tour guide not to go to the scenic spot for the time being, but that's the tour guide in Beijing, and they are very powerful! Besides being eloquent, he is also resourceful. Along the way, the tour guide is quick to talk and quick to think, and the passengers are leaning back and forth. They are very happy and like him very much. He got to the point when he talked about getting to the scenic spot. "Next, I can no longer serve you. Thank you for liking me. I want to get out of here. Your tour guide in Henan slept with the driver last night and slept very comfortably. Your driver let me off. Next, your Henan tour guide has served you. Please forgive me. ...................................................................................................................................................

Tourists can't accept this. They are very angry. A northeast man quickly stood up and said, "Henan tour guide quickly got off for Lao Zi."

? There is a male tour guide in Hebei who told Beijing to pick him up as soon as he met. After getting on the bus, don't talk. I'll tell him. The ground connection is also very calm. No problem. You told me, so I let KFC, a tour guide in Hebei, drink a bottle of coke with medicine. After getting on the bus, the medicine broke out, which was hot and uncomfortable. The tour guide from Beijing asked, "You still told me?" Hebei tour guide hurriedly shook his head.

? When the female tour guide arrived at the shopping place in Beijing, everyone didn't get off the bus because they didn't want to shop. The tour guide said, "If you don't get off today, the bus won't leave. The passenger said to make a complaint call, but the tour guide said it was useless for you to call, and the company wouldn't care. Sure enough, it's no use complaining. Don't get off!

The swallow later told a joke. He once brought an aunt and uncle from nowhere. When I got up the next day, my aunt said, "Swallow, this hotel is good, but this shampoo is not easy to use." You have to press it to get water. There is no water if you don't press it. " It turned out that he used the toilet to wash his hair. After listening, my eyes filled with tears. What kind of society is this? What kind of people are they bullying?

Think about it! Are these guides really bad? Naturally, they shouldn't, if they don't pay, if they are not hidden rules, if they are not systems? So ... the system is the foundation of everything!

Think about the society now, isn't it different? Anywhere, as long as the system remains unchanged, nothing fundamental can be changed ┏ (ω) =? Many people say that many things are rumors. I don't know if they are rumors, because sometimes they are really more horrible than rumors!

? How many traps are there in our life? In Beijing, we were hacked by the intermediary and put up with it. Credit cards have become usurious. We put up with it, poisoned milk, broken bridges and dangerous buildings. We endured it until we didn't know who we could trust. We put up with it until one day, people don't recognize money and people don't recognize money. Suddenly, we want to ask, will tomorrow be better?