Are there any jokes that make people spray blood? Thank you, God help.

1. A student climbed the wall and was caught by the headmaster. The headmaster asked, "Why did you climb the wall?" The student pointed to his coat and said, "Mi Bang Wei, don't take the usual road!" The headmaster asked again, "How did you get over such a high wall?" The student pointed to his trousers and said, "Li Ning, anything is possible!" The headmaster said angrily, "What's the smell of climbing over the wall?" The student pointed to the shoes: "Xtep, it feels like flying!" " The next day, when the students came out of the main entrance, the headmaster was surprised and said, "Why didn't you turn it over today?" The student pointed to the whole body and said, "Anta, I choose what I like!" " "The headmaster was furious:" I want to remember you! ""The student asked discontentedly, "Why? I'm not mistaken! "The headmaster sneered:" M-Zone, I am the owner of my site! " A woman asked a man to tell her a little joke. The man thought for a moment and said, my name is hoe, and your name is noon. Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry, crying and crying, and he flew away! Xiao Ming returned to the classroom after going to the toilet and said to the teacher, there are many ants in the toilet. The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant for ants, so he tested Xiaoming: What did ants say? Xiao Ming looked blank and said, The ant didn't say anything. Xiaoming's diary is always peeked ~ he is very angry and has learned a set of poison spells and put them in his diary. Someone read his diary again. His mother peeked .. 6 Teacher: Next Friday, the school will hold a spring outing. We should ask everyone to suggest a place where we can barbecue ... Xiaoming: The teacher had better barbecue in the zoo, because there are all kinds of meat there ... There used to be. Small grapes answer "good ~ ~!" As a result, the small grapes were crushed to death. One day, the wife of the fly said to her husband, "Dear, can we stop eating shit?" So the husband said helplessly, "can you not say such disgusting words when I eat?" 9. I leave you with another topic. Guess what this is? A white cat fell into the water and was rescued by a black cat. Then the white cat said something to the black cat. Meow ~ ~ should be able to laugh till it spurts blood.

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