Tooth extraction prose

As the saying goes, it is often concise. For example, toothache is not a disease, but it hurts like hell.

I can't forget the terrible taste of toothache. Just after lunch that day, left three and right two, the nerves of these two molars, like the positive and negative poles suddenly electrified, echoed far away, shaking like snakes, smoking and breathing fire. The gums are broken and full of holes. In a flash, they became craters, and the heat flow surged. When the magma suddenly erupted, a fire dragon jumped out, chugged upward, got into her eyes from her cheeks, burned her eyes, and roared to the back of her head. ...

This hurts me! The ground turns around, and the cold sweat is DC. Metronidazole, antibacterial and anti-inflammatory tablets are not easy to use. Soaking in a bag of traditional Chinese medicine is worse than horse urine. What is it made of? I can use it to extort a confession, and I can't drink anything with a bite. I rubbed my face hard and pressed my eyes, but the pain was still raging, such as the high tide coast, where the back waves pushed the front waves, and the front waves hit the rocks and turned into snow. Before I came to my senses, the waves roared behind me.

Oh, my God! If my daughter hadn't stared at me, I would have cried. The daughter said, "Dad, please pull out your tooth. It doesn't hurt at all. " Daughter is seven years old. The other day, she shouted that her door had a toothache. Her mother held her head for a long time and found that she had a new tooth, which was better than the original one. Her mother and grandmother led her to the Fourth Hospital for tooth extraction. At that time, her mother scared away when she saw the doctor coming with an anesthetic needle, standing outside the consulting room shivering against the wall; She kept muttering: the baby is very strong and doesn't cry when pulling teeth. Your father cried when he pulled out his tooth, but the baby didn't cry. You went home and laughed at him ... these words really worked. My daughter has been crying, but she didn't cry! But anyway, I really had a toothache a few days later. I was thinking about my mother-in-law's words while covering my cheeks, but she just didn't say that my mother would cry when she pulled out her teeth. Why take her father as an example? Looks like a real mother!

I have never had my teeth pulled out, but I have heard many stories about tooth extraction before. Colleague Zhang Hai had a toothache in the middle of the night, which made him hold his breath until he wanted to breathe again. I have tried several remedies, such as biting monosodium glutamate, soaking peppers in wine, hot crude salt and birth control pills, all in vain. Finally, he asked his wife to help him knock down his teeth with a hammer, but she didn't say anything. Very easy to stay up until dawn, Zhang Hai hurried to the hospital. It happened that a woman was pulling a tooth. She has two more teeth in her upper jaw. As soon as she closed her mouth and stuck out her tongue, she had to pull them out. Boy, pliers, hammer, screwdriver, even flat shovel, knock it down! Zhang Hai is an old locksmith and deals with these weapons every day. Seeing this posture, his legs shook involuntarily. Come on, he turned and ran away.

There is a barbecue shop next to Benxi Changjiang Shopping Supermarket, which is called: I lost a shoe after drinking. Who can drink all the shoes in this name? Do not believe, at a friend's party, a comrade really lost something, not a shoe, but two teeth! On that day, delicious food, exquisite tableware and wine, full of good mood, went straight to Han Xiao. After eating and drinking, I have to sing a song. Music filled the room, and the rotating lights on the roof shed colorful brilliance and black silhouette of the human body, swaying silently in the backlight of the screen. The cut fruit on the table and a few scattered flowers are all painted with mysterious colors by the lights, which has a temptation. The stronger the wine, the stronger the tone. After you sang, I came to the stage and finally reached a climax in the powerful "On the Water Side". Applause is like the fallen leaves in Lin Qiu, one after another, floating all over the room. The first two were seated, and the beauty Lei Xiaocha raised a glass and praised the first two for singing well. The first two humbly clinked glasses and lifted their necks to kill. Leijiacha etc beauty grabbed a piece of dried sweet potato, was about to eat it. She suddenly found two big teeth stuck on it, shining in the dark. With a scream, she threw it back on the plate. The top two are angry at first sight! This is not bad, is it? Clamoring for an explanation from the proprietress. Leijiacha etc beauty took him, "who among us? I don't know if my teeth are stuck in dried sweet potatoes. Ask first! " The top two suddenly woke up. He raised his hand and touched his cheek, then exclaimed, "It's my false teeth!" " "Singing and dancing, no one saw the embarrassment of this scene. When Leijiacha etc came home, she told her mother about it. They both had headaches and laughed. The next day, Belle Leijiacha etc told me this story again. I was so happy that my stomach ached for half a month. I make fun of this in the group. The first two saw his scandal exposed, and every time they replied to me, it was either a kitchen knife or a mine.

It is better to laugh at others than to laugh at them. Alas! As the saying goes, it makes sense. I didn't expect my teeth to leave me so soon. The news that I am going to have my tooth pulled out was seen by the top two in the group. He laughed and replied, I knew something good would happen today. Also attached is a word: this! The information of the first two places made me stunned. Dr. Liu in the group sent me a message saying that she had a friend who opened a dental clinic and had already said hello. She will pull out my tooth painlessly. She and her family are there to see the dentist. Dr. Liu finally advised me: Don't pull out the tooth if it can't be pulled out. Pull one, one less.

When I came to the dentist recommended by Dr. Liu, a female doctor with big arms and round waist was busy holding the head of a middle-aged man. He lay there with his mouth open like a hippo, and a pair of tweezers in the hand of a female doctor came in and out of his mouth. I was relieved not to hear the screams. It's finally over. The man stood up with tears in his eyes. He sighed and said, "Why do teeth have nerves? Only teeth, no nerves, isn't it great? ! "The female doctor didn't summer-planting. It seems that her personality is not cheerful. Think about it, too. How can a woman who wants to cut off other people's teeth all day be a mother-in-law? She must be a man. I said, "The nerves of teeth are like roots. Without roots, a tooth can't grow! " When the roots rot, the tree falls down! "I am very proud of my metaphor. The middle-aged man gave me a look and turned away. Alas! It seems that he is not a cheerful person either. Think about it, too. No one will be happy after their teeth have just been pulled out. I was lying on the bench in the same posture as the man just now. The female doctor held my tooth with tweezers and shook it. She said to me, "it's shaking too much, and there's no value left." It must be pulled out. Pull one today and pull the other in a few days. "I agree. Pull it out. The pain is unbearable. The female doctor turned to prepare the tools. Sure enough, two big pliers are shining silver in the tray, which is shocking. I quickly closed my eyes. Open your mouth, make it bigger, apply anesthetic, and then play outside after playing inside. The pliers came in. Does it hurt? No pain ... opportunity ... ouch! Have another drink. Keep creaking ... put the cotton wool in and take a bite! My mouth is very salty, said the female doctor. There is a lot of congestion. Let's spit it out for a while. I propped up my upper body and began to vomit blood in front of a small magnetic basin. A small water column flowed out of a pipe and was washed clean in an instant. " Spit out the cotton wool after 40 minutes. Don't rinse your mouth and brush your teeth, or you won't stop bleeding. "The female doctor told me. I nodded, paid 50 yuan and left the dental clinic. As I walked, I calculated that a tooth is 50 yuan. How much is a tooth worth? I really don't feel so rich in my mouth at ordinary times. Thousands of dollars are in it!

It was past two o'clock in the afternoon when the tooth was pulled out. The sun is still shining and the world is still bright. There are not many pedestrians, but they all walk leisurely. The young girl who crossed the street kept from laughing. She must be thinking something very interesting. Alas! Good people are wandering in the streets, and patients are littered in hospitals. There is a row of taxis parked at the intersection of the passenger station. The driver is busy pulling work. One of them greeted me: "Shenyang lacked one, so I got on the bus and left." Is uncle going to Shenyang? " This boy looks at least mid-thirties, only ten years younger than me, so I lost a tooth as an "uncle"? The first two have lost two teeth. Should we call them "Grandpa"? ! It's not the same as before, and it's annoying.

Many things are not precious when people get used to them. That tooth bit open a lot of nut shells, grinding out countless tendons and fragile bones. Have I paid attention? The couple quarreled, and the quiet person said, why doesn't the tongue touch the teeth? But we never delve into the matter of tongue touching teeth until the teeth are gone and the tongue is covered. We always lick the gap, explore, touch, remember and adapt gently again and again ... but what is lost will never come back. As the saying goes, don't rotate the cut circle. No matter how well it is repaired, there are still gaps invisible to the naked eye. This is true of teeth, health, love and affection in this world.