What do you mean by the future mother-in-law sending melons?

Looking at two jokes about melon son-in-law, it may be a bit vulgar, but when the Woods are big, there are all kinds of birds, which suit both refined and popular tastes.

One thing, several son-in-law went to celebrate their mother-in-law's birthday. The third son-in-law is what people call a melon son-in-law As the sun sets, he clamors to go home. People asked him why he wanted to go back. He said he wanted to sleep with his daughter-in-law when it was dark.

Second, it is also a birthday celebration for my mother-in-law, and the third is a melon son-in-law. The father-in-law gave his son-in-law five words: good, big, small, much and little. Ask for a poem. The boss's poem is: "Mother-in-law's quilt is good, spread large and folded small, used more at night and less during the day." The poem of the second child is: "Mother-in-law's umbrella is good, open and closed, used more in rainy days and less in sunny days." People are waiting for the third child. Everyone knows that this woman has a bad style, but she just won't say anything. She only listened to him and said, "My mother-in-law has a good ass, so her husband uses more and others use less." Burst into laughter.

When I was a child, I loved listening to my son-in-law's jokes, and I didn't know why I liked my son-in-law best. Now, I like the melon son-in-law for the following reasons: first, the image of the melon son-in-law is simple and honest; Second, the melon son-in-law tells the truth; Third, the melon son-in-law is not complicated; Fourth, the melon son-in-law always speaks with a smile.