A positive humorous joke story

Positive humorous stories

Positive humorous stories, there are many humorous stories in our life, which many people especially like to listen to. Listening to humorous stories is good for our mood. So, what are the positive humorous stories? Let's take a look. Positive humorous joke story 1

One day, city zoo found the kangaroo running out of the cage, so he held a meeting to discuss and agreed that the height of the cage was too low. So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 1 meters to 2 meters. As a result, the next day they found that kangaroos still ran outside, so they decided to raise the height to 3 meters again.

I didn't expect to see all the kangaroos running outside again the next day, so the keepers were so nervous that they decided to raise the height of the cage to 1 meters.

A giraffe and some kangaroos were chatting one day. "Do you think these people will continue to raise your cages? Asked the giraffe. "It's hard to say. Kangaroo said, "If they continue to forget to close the door!

Revelation: There are "the origin and the end", "the severity" and "the urgency". Closing the door is the origin, raising the cage is the end, and giving up the origin and chasing the end, of course, it is irrelevant. A positive humorous joke story 2

Story: A farmer offered a reward of $1 for finding a valuable watch he lost in the barn. The gold watch is too small, the barn is too big and there is too much straw. People haven't found the gold watch when the night comes, and one by one they give up the temptation of rewarding and leave, only a little boy is still looking for it. After all the noise quieted down, a strange voice "tick-tock, tick-tock" kept ringing. The child followed the sound and found the gold watch, and finally got 1 dollars.

In fact, the way to find wealth is very simple, just keep a peaceful mind.

Revelation: A person who can see through and judge accurately can control things without being controlled by them. He can see into the depths of things, understand and grasp their essence. Careful observation, careful thinking and clear reasoning, so there is nothing in the world that he can't find. Positive humorous joke story 3

The negotiation is very difficult, both sides have complicated backgrounds, and they are unwilling to make any compromise in the face of interests.

I'm just an outsider, so I can't get a word in. It's purely a coincidence that I came here. They met me on the way to the hotel to negotiate. One of my buddies is one of them, and he let me go to a venue anyway, saying it was courageous.

I don't know anyone from the other side, so each of them gave me a second look when I entered the door, and their boss observed me from time to time from the corner of his eye during the negotiation.

both sides refused to compromise, and both sides were afraid. The air is filled with the smell of tobacco, and the atmosphere is particularly depressing.

"It seems that we can't get along." The boss of the other side spread out his hands.

"No," the boss here patted the table with his hand. "Today's business must be finished."

the boss of the other party stood up slowly with anger on his face. The boss here owed his ass, but he didn't stand up. Obviously, he didn't want to be too stiff, but he didn't know what to do. He subconsciously looked at the people around him, and when he saw me, he frowned slightly.

I cleared my throat. Immediately, all eyes were on my side.

The boss of the other party stared at me with big eyes: "What? I'm telling you, I don't want to do anything that I don't want to do. "

I stood up slowly, and it was difficult for my big figure not to attract attention.

"If it doesn't work out," I said softly, "I promise you won't see the sun tomorrow."

the negotiation finally succeeded.

When I left, my buddy came over with his boss.

The boss looked at me with satisfaction: "Where do you work? Please take care of it in the future! "

"No problem," I told the truth. "I work in a meteorological station. It will be cloudy tomorrow with moderate rain. "