Hua's funny dialogue (joke)

Letter from the East to Bones: "Bones, I miss your bones so much!" " "

2. Hua first saw: "Sister, you are so beautiful ~! It's just that the chest is a little small. "

3. Hua's brow twisted into a ball, throwing caution to the wind, and suddenly said loudly, "Disciple is wrong. Disciples shouldn't have peeked at Master's bath yesterday! "

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White embarrassed helpless: "it doesn't matter, you get up. All colors are gray, empty and absurd. Go back to reading. . . . "

4. Hua: "Baby, are you a male or a female?"

Sweet baby: "Hum, male or female, I think male is male and female is female. For my virtue, I decided to cultivate a man with indomitable spirit! "

It seems easy to say "You can't argue with me about Liu Qing". I made a reservation when Qian Gu came. "

Dead wood is helpless: "Eleven, I said, why do you want to rob me of everything?" I'll buy you a drink next time, okay?

Have a crush on someone for so many years and want to accept an apprentice, can't you help me this time?

Eleven is full of grievances: "I am also the first time to accept an apprentice. You are older than me and you should let me go. "

Liu Qing was depressed: "People's apprentices should despise it. Does this mean that we should both despise grades and let the disciples choose for themselves? "

6. Qianzhang Ni said coldly, "broken arrow's practice has been handed down. It turns out that the head disciple has decided to hold the Sword Meeting, but this is something that has been at his own door for a long time. You can accept whoever you want. Is it useful if we don't agree? "

Nod with white dots; "Of course it's useless."

(Of course Shengxiao Mo smiled. Second brother, don't always be unsmiling, but always be cold and humorous at critical moments.

7. Sha Qianmo: "More than 100 years ago, when I led the heavenly soldiers to fight against the rebellion, I fought side by side with him. It's really great, but. . . "

"But what?"

"But he wouldn't budge! The back of his shield is as smooth as a mirror, and I am hungry as soon as I see my beautiful reflection inside. As a result, I was completely humiliated by him and had to look on the bright side. . . .

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